Thursday, February 21st 2013

Birthday Sluts

Alan Rickman (67)
Corbin Bleu (24)
Ellen Page (26)
Ashley Greene (26)
Charlotte Church (27)
Melanie Laurent (30)
Brendan Sexton III (33)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (34)
Nicole Parker (35)
Wish Bone (38)
Billy Baldwin (50)
Vanessa Feltz (51)
Chuck Palahniuk (51)
Christopher Atkins (52)
Mary Chapin Carpenter (55)
Kelsey Grammer (58)
William Petersen (60)
Christine Ebersole (60)
Tyne Daly (67)
David Geffen (70)

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UFLauren's picture
Submitted by UFLauren on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:34pm.

Is it weird that I want Snape to do me dirty in the potions classroom? #getthatslytherindick

'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:51pm.

HB foreverslut, Alan Rickman. He would not be safe here. XOXOXOOXoxoxoxoxoxo

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Submitted by kiiwiih on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:34pm.

A HUGE happy birthday to Alan Rickman who is STILL oh so hot. Also HB to Juno, pretty boy from Blue Lagoon, Tyne 'Faboulus' Daly and Warren from Empire Records.

I'm such a sad person. It's my mom's BD tomorrow and mine in a week and I can't wait to get on here and see which Z-listers share our birthdays!

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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:35pm.

Happy Birthday Ellen! I hope you get that home depot gift certificate you wanted!!!

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:08pm.

Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:20am.
Alan Rickman is so hot. I totally would, but is it weird that I would ONLY if he wore the Snape getup?
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No - because I'd be in line right behind you.

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:07pm.

Haha, I remember how uncomfortable it was watching Alan Rickman all dressed in black as professor Snapes in Harry Potter. I had a George Costanza Seinfeld moment, i.e. "I think it moved."

HB you androgynous looking bastard. lol

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Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:50pm.

Lord help me....Alan Rickman is still so hot. I also love me some William Petersen.

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Submitted by Ellie May on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:42pm.

What a wonderful find! A young even more smoking hot Alan Rickman.

Made my day.

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:39pm.

Happy Birthday Alan and JenniferDesperate Hewitt!

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:08pm.

Alan Rickman looks like my Dad in that picture, except my Dad's hair was more blonde. *Leaves thread uncomfortably*

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Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:40pm.

God Alan Rickman was HOT. I would totally ride that horse...

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:17pm.

Billy Baldwin's body was so hot in "Sliver." And HB to William Petersen. I saw him in "Speed the Plow" with Gary Cole. Two very cool guys.

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Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:03pm.

Happy birthday to Colonel Brandon, the "kindest and best of men", and Gil Grissom the world's sexiest nerd.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:46am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:36am.

Nope. She's OK, too. :)

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:36am.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:51am.
Alan Rickman has had so many great roles. He does a slow, arch, bemused burn as well as anyone.

I love that scene in the minor movie "Bottle Shock," where, as a proper Brit in a wool vest, driving a smoky rented American car through rural Napa vineyards in the early '70s, he stops by the roadside to snack for the first time on some oily KFC. Revulsion spreads across his face as he wonders what sort of philistines he's landed among.

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Will have to check that out. Did you see him and Emma Thompson in The Song of Lunch? Brilliant. Rickman is just devastating in it.

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:13am.

HB Mary Chapin Carpenter. Note to Taylor Swift--this is how you write music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CPMWyiAESo

HB to Jennifer Love Hewitt and Tyne Daley

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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:11am.

WOW I wouldn't have guessed this was Alan. He's always been dreamy, but I thought this was a pic of William Mapother (aka creepy Ethan from Lost aka Tom Cruise's cousin aka possible real dad of Suri according to some conspiracies). Anywhos Happy birthday to all.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:11am.

Ellen Page was great in "An American Crime," but I couldn't believe the bitch older sister from "Sixteen Candles" could be even more of a monster than previously thought.

ETA: Wrong movie....I was thinking of "The Girl Next Door."

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Submitted by cattitude on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:04am.

And I wanted Tyne Daly to be my mom when she was on Judging Amy.

cattitude's picture
Submitted by cattitude on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:03am.

HB to the forever sexy Alan Rickman!
I love Ellen Page. And I couldn't care less about her sexuality, for whoever was asking about that.
HB!

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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:02am.

HB Corbin Bleu! (Don't judge me, I grew up with HSM)
HB Alan Rickman, I don't know who you are and I've never seen Harry Potter, but the clips saw, well heard, your voice *me gusta*

...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...

RandéSleepover's picture
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:51am.

Alan Rickman has had so many great roles. He does a slow, arch, bemused burn as well as anyone.

I love that scene in the minor movie "Bottle Shock," where, as a proper Brit in a wool vest, driving a smoky rented American car through rural Napa vineyards in the early '70s, he stops by the roadside to snack for the first time on some oily KFC. Revulsion spreads across his face as he wonders what sort of philistines he's landed among.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:21am.

Is Ellen Page gay? Seems like it could be so, but I thought Kelly Clarkson was gay and now she has a fiance.

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Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:15am.

I think that Taylor Swift should look to JLH as her future. Lots of engagements, but no marriage 'cause I think JLH may be a little cray-cray. HBD to her, anyway!

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:34am.

Totally missed JLH. Feathered vadge this birthday, perhaps?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:34am.

TEAM HB SESSY ALAN RICKMAN!!!!

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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:33am.

i had no idea alan rickman was in his 60's...

isn't billy baldwin a hitter of women?

i predict jlh will celebrate her birthday by wearing a bandage dress...
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Roseanne Barr

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:33am.

I'll join the Alan Rickman droolfest as he is worthy. IF, so true.

I'd forgotten about Ellen Page-she was the it-indie girl there for a minute and now? EDIT: Saw Whamo and others have made the same assessment.

Submitted by Thats What He Said on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:31am.

Happy Birthday to Alan Rickman and his sexy voice!
Not on the list, but also a birthday shoutout to Damien Molony, who plays hot vampire Hal on the UK version of Being Human ;)

Rocket's picture
Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:26am.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv Alan Rickman! Happy Birthday!

Rockwell's picture
Submitted by Rockwell on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:23am.

ALL HAIL ALAN RICKMAN!!!! His voice makes my lady parts tingle.....

Oddly_Titillating's picture
Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:20am.

Alan Rickman is so hot. I totally would, but is it weird that I would ONLY if he wore the Snape getup?

Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:20am.

Submitted by Whamo: "...Wish Bone...hey where's knee bone and thigh bone?
Stupid ass rapper names.

Billy Baldwin...I wonder if they all throw Steven $100 a month to go and get their dry cleaning and shit"

LOL.

And what IF said. No one on their i-props. More and more, I've been enforcing "screen-free" time at home. NO SCREENS - FACES. TALK.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:21am.

Wish Bone is 38? I didn't know dogs got that old!

Alan Rickman is awesome forever.

Charlotte Church is 27? Yeesh, she's packed a lot of trashy living into such a short life. She's a nasty little bitch anyway.

Ellen Page never became the "it girl" they tried to make her, but she seems to be doing okay.

Ugh, a Baldwin brother.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:17am.

Love,love Alan, HB.

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"Screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!"

Thamar's picture
Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:15am.

Hmmm. Alan Rickman birthday pic showing what women use to look like before the age of implants.

HB Alan!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:10am.

Jesus, he's hot even wearing that diaper.

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Whamo's picture
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:08am.

Ellen Page...wasn't she the "it" girl for all of
2 minutes, she was everywhere and now she's no where

Jennifer Love Hewitt...she must be batshit to be that pretty and not be able to keep a relationship together. I still don't mind her..and yes I would:P

Wish Bone...hey where's knee bone and thigh bone?
Stupid ass rapper names.

Billy Baldwin...I wonder if they all throw Steven $100 a month to go and get their dry cleaning and shit

Kelsey Grammer...what are the odds he'll be married to the same woman this time next year, I can't imagine giving that much of my money away to ex's

William Petersen...I HATE any CSI with every inch of my being. Shitty science and even shittier acting.

Tyne Daly...Det Lacey,it always amazes me how people stay in our pop culture minds from 30-40 year old TV shows.

David Geffen....Dude has lead an interesting life and signed some greats to his record label. He turned into quite the political power player later in life that's for sure

Happy Bday Sluts

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Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:03am.

I love Alan Rickman! The Family Guy episode where Alan Rickman calls his own answering machine and leaves himself messages is great! "Hello Alan Rickman, this is Alan Rickman..."

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:02am.

Alan Rickman was a rather attractive homosexual 50 years ago.

Are there any nude daguerreotypes of Alan?

shade's picture
Submitted by shade on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:58am.

Ditto, IF!
And yes, Hekki- his voice- I love it.

que cochina's picture
Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:58am.

David Geffen - maybe not the most likeable guy, but what a storied career. Utterly remarkable. Thanks, Mr Geffen, for using your music money to found the medical school @ UCLA that bears your name and has focused on AIDS medicine. You are a maverick. Alan Rickman - yum...Happy birthday to both gentlemen.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:43am.

Alan Rickman is great. I love that photo. Simpler times - on vacation and chatting and just hanging out. No-one on iPods, email or worst of all, tweeting shit no-one cares about and posting endless bikini pics.

Real time with friends, not obsessed with letting the world see your every move.

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Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:43am.

I thought that was Andy Borowitz. Oops. Well, happy Birfday to Alan R. His voice is singular.

The rest of them.... Lackluster bunch.