Saturday, February 23rd 2013
Open Post: Hosted By The Gosling Giggle
During an interview with Rotten Tomatoes, Ryan Gosling showed Grae Drake how to gracefully fist someone and then he made nipples swoon by busting into a giggle fit when she brought out a Hey, Girl dish towel. I think he let out a little pee during his laugh fit and it's still adorable. To apologize to the world for giving us the diarrhea puddle that is Gangster Squad, Ryan should get into a shirtless giggle-off with Anderson Cooper. It's what the world NEEDS.
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Lucie -- I have to go to the store and stock up on anti-vomitting medicine. I'll need it for watching the Oscars in case AnnE Miss Jane Hathaway wins the Oscar. Enjoy "Drive"!
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
good lord, I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't access the D at work. you mean, I'd have to actually do.....work?
*shudders*
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:01am.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:33am.
This is my dream Oscar moment.
"And the winner is....AnnE Hathaway!!!!"
She comes breathlessly up the stairs and reaches for the statue.
"Psych! I was kidding. The winner is....Sally Field!"
AnnE sobs her way to the floor in a puddle as Sally sweeps by her without a glance.
It is all captured and made into a bajillion memes.
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YES. If only.
And the first thing Sally could say is "I"d like to thank the academy for spelling my name right....thanks for not being 'gauche!' "
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....And Sally finishes her Oscar speech with "You like me! You really like me!"
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 1:24pm.
All right, I'll see Drive and report back to you. Have a nice evening! <3
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 1:16pm.
Doggie, for the most part I've been working and paying bills, unfortunately I made one dumb choice by helping one friend out a while ago, and my finances were somewhat compromised. I've been kind of bummed about that, it's been stressful and I'm not sure when or how it's going to end for me, but I managed to get away for a couple of days last week and went to the beach, which is about an 1½ hour drive from where I live. We've enjoyed some nice weather these days. It's silly that I don't do it more often. :D
And yes, I've been giving the loons hell. Part of the reason why I don't post here more often here is because the D tends to be more NSFW-ish and I'll have to sign in to make a post, and I don't want that to be registered at my workplace servers - I just don't know what type of website traffic they keep track of. It's easier for me to pay loons a visit and remind them that their idols are a couple of drug using, amoral whores. XD
Besides, and Wham can attest to this, loons follow us here, to copy what we say here here and paste it over there. I know you said that sounds like Angela's M.O. Either way, it's annoying.
So have you baked any cheesecake for me lately? How's Male Dog and the pups?
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Oh God, Sal, money between friends or rellies is never a good idea. I truly hope it works out in your favor. So stressful, I know. Ugh. It's so easy in retrospect to think of all the things you should/shouldn't have done, isn't it?
You live in one of the most beautiful countries on earth and you hardly ever go to the beach??? Are you mad???????
The D must be too NSFW because it's blocked from my work as well. I can get on using my BB but I can't be bothered for the most part. Are the loons still copying and pasting from here? I've never understood why they do that except that the convos over here are definitely more interesting than their drool fests over the two most-overrate assholes on earth. Even the "period raisin" talks (which I avoid like the plague) have more to offer than those idiots. GIVE EM HELL!!!
Male Dog is fine, thanks. He's finally getting used to seeing a new hole in the backyard every time he pisses me off. He has learned to avoid going back there when I'm mad. Heh heh. Pups are fine, too. Full of the teenage angst everyone goes through but forgets until they become parents themselves. No cheesecake, I'm afraid. I been lazy.
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Lucie -- well, I do love Gosling (he reminds me of my first boyfriend), but you will love him in this role. No, it's not a fan girl role. And Christina is so bad-ass in this movie, you'll just love her; she is pure sex, I agree.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 12:40pm.
I saw "Drive" -- I LOVED it! And my girl, Christina Hendricks, has a bit part as a bad-ass, sexy bitch.
Hiya, Twatty love. Happy Sunday. xoxo
I loooooooove Christina Hendricks. One of the sexiest women I've ever seen for sure, and one of two things I liked about Firefly. I guess I'll see Drive. I hope it's not tailor-made for Gosling fan-girls, though...
Doggie, for the most part I've been working and paying bills, unfortunately I made one dumb choice by helping one friend out a while ago, and my finances were somewhat compromised. I've been kind of bummed about that, it's been stressful and I'm not sure when or how it's going to end for me, but I managed to get away for a couple of days last week and went to the beach, which is about an 1½ hour drive from where I live. We've enjoyed some nice weather these days. It's silly that I don't do it more often. :D
And yes, I've been giving the loons hell. Part of the reason why I don't post here more often here is because the D tends to be more NSFW-ish and I'll have to sign in to make a post, and I don't want that to be registered at my workplace servers - I just don't know what type of website traffic they keep track of. It's easier for me to pay loons a visit and remind them that their idols are a couple of drug using, amoral whores. XD
Besides, and Wham can attest to this, loons follow us here, to copy what we say here here and paste it over there. I know you said that sounds like Angela's M.O. Either way, it's annoying.
So have you baked any cheesecake for me lately? How's Male Dog and the pups?
Good morning, sluts.
Anyone else feeling shameful about watching NASCAR?
GOSLING is the Grand Marshall...
he said: DRIVERS - AND DANICA - START YOUR ENGINES!!
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... you mean gentlemen and danica?
Or are you trying to insult Danica? (who is a rookie n00b)
dumbass. the most famous words in motorsports and you fucked it up.
@Twattie
*z snap*
Oh no you din't! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Doggie! Can you believe I went out last night and picked up a box of "fishay fishay"'s??? They weren't that great -- disappointing. But as I snarfed them, I kept saying, "fishay fishay" in that weird voice, LOL!
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 12:43pm.
Doggie ♥♥♥ How are you doing darling??? I bet Angela is in her best behavior because it's Sunday. She attended church service and promised to be a better person. It won't last long though, that happens every week.
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I'm great! How are you, darling Sal????? You still torturing the Loons?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 12:43pm.
Doggie ♥♥♥ How are you doing darling??? I bet Angela is in her best behavior because it's Sunday. She attended church service and promised to be a better person. It won't last long though, that happens every week.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Sal! ♥
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New post, god dammit.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo, we have Boston cream doughnuts in Boston, too. They are sold at Dunkin's and a bunch of other places.
Good Sunday to you all! Heathen HORZ!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
TWATTIE! Fishay fishay. I am officially annoying because I can't stop with that shit.
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I think this is the longest we've seen Angela go without acting like an ass! It must be spring!
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Hey, peeps, how are all of you doing?
Lucie -- hey, hon! I saw "Drive" -- I LOVED it! And my girl, Christina Hendricks, has a bit part as a bad-ass, sexy bitch.
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OMGLMFAO hiz laff is soooo st00pid.
ne-wayzzz i m writing a book. Itz not done yettt but me milky whites bounce like a refuse truckz as i type away.
so yeah like totezz planning my book signing hope u lewzers can make it
Hey there Pushy, GG Doooogggiiiee:)
Yes real Maple syrup is bomb diggity good. Most of the stuff comes out of Quebec.
Yes you can't play hockey outdoors without your toque :)
And YES Poutine is awesome but again you have to get the real deal. That's another thing we can thank our frenchies for.
Apparently Boston cream doughnuts are uniquely Canadian? I heard that once but I can't see something with a name like that being only a Canadian thing, have you guys heard of them?
Whamo, you forgot poutine.
*gags*
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I really think Sally is going to take it. Anne will have her other chances and it's a given she's somehow going to be the future of HW but Sally is old school will probably not another chance to win and she's played the game well all these years. I think the Academy genuinely likes her and will give it to her as much for a great performance as her lifetime of work, most people I think would MUCH rather her win as well.
Whamo, dont forget your touque!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:41am.
"Lol. Ya I know, it's like Canadians all love hockey, we love maple syrup"
They don't???? I kid.
Real Maple Syrup---yum yum
Hi Whamo
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:32am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:26am.
hmmm well yess, when i was boy and went to school, the kangaroo carried my books in her pouch.
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Lol. Ya I know, it's like Canadians all love hockey, we love maple syrup and drink way too many beer...wait a minute...
*checks fridge and standings* hmmm.
:) night loop.
But Hekki, she's such an unaware fool...no win for her...I want her to be CRUSHED.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I saw most of the movies up for best flick...I just couldnt with the all CGI thing with Life of Pi and they didnt show Amour near me. I will say that my ass fell asleep in the chair while watching Lincoln and I did squirm a lot. Silver Linings was too sappy for me but my mom wanted to see it.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:24am.
Yes Ben was SNUBBED as they say for directing but that's why I also think it has a chance at Best Picture.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Actually, I think I'll be okay with AnnE winning.
The "Oscar Curse"....
@Mani, I hope Argo wins as well. It's the only movie I saw this year that I didn't look at my watch or squirme in my seat. Seeming how I knew the outcome, I still found myself nervous for all of them. Dissappointing that Affleck didn't get a nomimation. JMO
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:19am.
Wonder if Blohan will be twatting her congrats to the winner as if she knows them personally.
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Of course she will. Drunk, sappy, shout-outs as if each winner is sitting on their own feed just waiting for her to acknowledge them.
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Wonder if Blohan will be twatting her congrats to the winner as if she knows them personally.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Anne will probably win...ugh! I saw Argo last night night I have to say I was really impressed! Ben Affleck directing and starring was a surprise for me...I hope it wins best film!
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Night Loopy! Naked dreams.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:53am.
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I'll take care of that (Assbender). Consider it done, lol
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I hope the voters realized that AnnE's thin reedy voice wasnt that awsome.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Sweet dreams, Loop!
At least we can look forward to MK drunk blogging the thing and at least one Angelina-type of gaffe will happen. So there's that.
Nite Loopy! Sweet dreams.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:28am.
Submitted by SANS FARDS: "... I'm still holding out hope that Sally Field pulls an upset."
I'm hoping ANYONE else pulls an upset.
Ditto. Anne Hathaway is the type of person that is insufferable and annoying but at the same time, I will have to turn the sound down because I will feel embarrassed FOR her during her acceptance speech, because she seems unaware of how insufferable, annoying etc she is.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:06am.
It may have been 0.9 seconds BUT I still would pay good money to see that dong on the big screen.
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good night yal
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:05am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:48am.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 9:59am.
yep we have woop woop too lol.
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And here I was thinking "Jackass Hill" in Cleveland was the shizz!
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It may have been 0.9 seconds BUT I still would pay good money to see that dong on the big screen.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:01am.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:33am.
This is my dream Oscar moment.
"And the winner is....AnnE Hathaway!!!!"
She comes breathlessly up the stairs and reaches for the statue.
"Psych! I was kidding. The winner is....Sally Field!"
AnnE sobs her way to the floor in a puddle as Sally sweeps by her without a glance.
It is all captured and made into a bajillion memes.
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YES. If only.
And the first thing Sally could say is "I"d like to thank the academy for spelling my name right....thanks for not being 'gauche!' "
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WOOT!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:48am.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 9:59am.
yep we have woop woop too lol.
It doesnt matter to me who wins - just as long as it's NOT AnnE.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:53am.
lol gimmick dick.