Afternoon Crumbs
JWoww shows off Dr. Frankenstein's finest work - The Superficial
Charlize Theron only stayed near Seth MacFarlane all night, because she wanted the name and number of the dentist who did his glistening veneers - Lainey Gossip
Jennifer Aniston is such a cold-hearted, crew-hating bitch for wanting to eat lunch by herself. String the evil witch up! - Celebitchy
My dog already does this on a daily basis, so I don't need even more animals burning looks of judgement into my skin - Towleroad
The Photoshop Awards: They pasted Debbie Harry's 1975 face on Cameron Diaz's head - Drunken Stepfather
The fashion world is breathing a sigh of relief, because one of their most beloved icons is back to dressing like the legend she is - Hollywood Tuna
Cut to me later tonight when I'm on my knees, praying to the Gods to please cast Prostitution Whore-ah in The Real Girls of the Bada-Bing - Reality Tea
Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly looks like a frozen stick of Play-Doh as Grace Kelly - ICYDK
Shaun White looks AWFUL! - Just Jared
Hilary Duff took her "walking to the car" act from L.A. to Hawaii - Popooholic
Cut to John Travolta later tonight when he's on his knees, praying to L. Ron Hubbard to please make him one of Mike from Shahs of Sunset's wax strips in his next life - OMG Blog
Can't Lindsay Lohan play Lindsay Lohan in the porn parody of The Canyons? - IDLYITW
The world's greatest showgay Richard Simmons shows all future talk show guests how to really entertain the masses - Jezebel
Don't mess with a Phoenix go-go boy - Queerty
But yet The Happening made sense to Marky Mark? - Videogum
Oh, Leonardo DiCatchAHo's holding another open casting call to be his next piece - Popsugar
Baby Oprah's eyebrows are no joke - Crunk + Disorderly
Justin Bieber assumes the position - Cityrag
Falkor + clip-on bangs = not the look - I'm Not Obsessed
Seth MacFarlane is done with the Oscars. (Is it too early to start my petition to get Honey Boo Boo to host next year?) - SOW
(Pic via FameFlynet)
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How old is JWoww?! She looks like she's been around the block plenty of times.
Anniston has made - arugably- 20 or so movies since Friends, and this is the first we hear of diva antics? That bull sure produces a helluva scent...
If she's asking for things out of the ordinary, my bet is she's preggers and worried about the baby/her age. Its far more likely that dimwitted uninformed assholes on set are looking to sell a story without knowing facts, than she has suddenly turned into a diva.
Shaken Not Stirred, aren't you?
I would do Seth McFarlane very nasty.
Reading that he's a humanist only made him more attractive.
Embarrassing the plastic bitches at the Oscars with the bewb song helped, too.
Yum.
The red mark is not the scar...that's her tattoo. The scar is higher up and not in the crease where it's supposed to be. It's sort of white-ish. Obvious those puppies have stretched a bit. Yuck.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Nasty face matches the nasty boob job. Never saw uglier.
those tits look really hard and uncomfortable but then again so does her face. 8-P
It hurts my boobs to look at that pic, and I don't have implants.
JCoww is so gross. Nasty ho
"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4
Submitted by lislop on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:20pm.
I hope Seth won't be back. One year was enough. I can't believe someone as beautiful as Emilia is dating him.
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money, money, money, in a rich man's world.
money makes guys like bill gates and mark zuckerberg look extremely fuckable.
money makes guys like john travolta score hand jobs and happy endings at massage parlours.
money allows ugly disgusting men like francois-henri pinault who run billion dollar fashion empires, to stick their dick in sans condoms and nut in famous models and actresses ala linda "i wont get out of bed for more than $10,000 but i will let an ugly guy fuck me for $46,000 in child support a month" evangelista and salma "ive got big fucking tits and i married him for love even though he has a wandering peen" hayek.
*sings* shine bright like a diamond, beautiful, like stars in the sky!
girlfriend that is FLAWLESS beautiful cut from the finest cubic zarconia stone manufactured in a factory in the glamourous sweat shops of china.
Another moron, accomplishing arrested things. Nice bolt-on titty surgical scar; she already fucked up her face, now she's aggravating to get pamela anderson frankentitties. Yuck...
chack out this link
"Dammit, Pam, I've apparent that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not abundant liquor or analysis in the apple to advice me overlook that..." - Archer
"Charlize Theron only stayed near Seth MacFarlane all night, because she wanted the name and number of the dentist who did his glistening veneers"
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:34pm.
Please don't let Charlize be fucking on Seth MacFarlane! He's so sleazy and fugly. He looks like Peter Brady carved out of a baked ham.
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Absolutely could not stop laughing.
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I hope Seth won't be back. One year was enough. I can't believe someone as beautiful as Emilia is dating him.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:25pm.
@Whamo - um clearly in the voice of Brian....or his normal voice which is pretty much the same thing just slightly less pompous
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Lol, I'm just teasin ya Salty :P so....when he's doing the voice of Brian does he have to do it doggie style:D
Another moron, doing moronic things. Nice bolt-on titty surgical scar; she already fucked up her face, now she's trying to get pamela anderson frankentitties. Yuck...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
That photo is beyond disturbing. It's the kind of image bound to keep popping into my mind at random moments. Ugh, thanks MK!
Submitted by mharker on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:15pm.
I know no one else saw "The Paperboy", but since the link with Nicole Kidman's Grace Kelly photo talks about her hating the movie, I'm going to go on a rant:
I find it interesting that Nicole Kidman is trashing "The Paperboy" now.
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I read that as being quotes from a friend of the blogger, not quotes from Nicole Kidman.
"She started going off about how awful the movie was, “beyond bad,” and all of the incredibly awful scenes in the movie (including one “gay sex” scene). I said “didn’t Nicole pee on Zac Efron in that movie?” And she said, “well, just because he was stung by a jellyfish.” She expressed her disappointment in all the actors – and I think I convinced her to call me next time before randomly picking movies. "
I know no one else saw "The Paperboy", but since the link with Nicole Kidman's Grace Kelly photo talks about her hating the movie, I'm going to go on a rant:
I find it interesting that Nicole Kidman is trashing "The Paperboy" now. She begged Lee Daniels for the part because she knew no other director would cast her as anything else but an ice queen. Then the fact that she went slumming for a role got her the Golden Globe nomination. Never mind that Matthew McConaughy did some of his best work. Never mind that the one who should have gotten the attention was John Cusack. (He was so believably nasty that you forget all about the sad-sack, lovelorn guys he used to play. I still get creeped out when I think of it.) No one would have heard of the movie if it wasn't the "Nicole Kidman as you've never seen her before!" movie.
And finally, she also mentions a "gay sex scene". I can only think she's referring to a scene that takes place before the sex or the scene that's the aftermath of when the sex turns into a brutal gang rape(that mercifully isn't shown). I hope that quote was taken out of context because if that's her idea of gay sex, she disgusts me even more.
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Sorry, double post!
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I dig Seth macfarlane: I like his sense of humor, he can sing, he's a New Englander and he's rich!!
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Am I the only one who thinks Mike from Shah's of Sunset looks more like a Jersey Shore guido than a Persian?
also, I think it is ridiculous that everybody on that show is 35-40 and they all still act like they're 22
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:58pm.
Well....he saw her boobs! (in episode 1 of Game of Thrones)
And then he saw them again, numerous times.
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And now he's getting to do more than see those said chichis. Good on him, he still better keep that bank account on lock.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:28pm.
@boredasfuck
http://www.thesuperficial.com/seth-macfarlane-emilia-clarke-daenerys-gam...
um, he was dating that nobody who Ryan Phillipe knocked up while she was pregnant too, that's just weird.
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Yea thats her. Emilia whomever(I dont watch game of thrones), it says shes like 24-25ish...Homeboy is like 39 and loaded. He better keep them assets tight.
I guess he thought it was a good idea to fuck a pregnant chick because he couldn't get her pregnant. :))
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Well....he saw her boobs! (in episode 1 of Game of Thrones)
And then he saw them again, numerous times.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
JWoww is a sloppy clown HO!
The "burning looks of judgement" hahaha
Leonardo looks ZERO turned on by all those bikini blondes. lol Not suprised.
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Did the surgeon conduct the implant op using a machete? Or did J'wow' operate on herself??? Gnarly scars.
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@Stoney:
Well, as with EVERY city, it depends which parts you visit. You obviously stuck to the sucky parts, which, yes, are numerous. As someone who once lived in NYC and now lives 20 minutes from Detroit, I can tell you that there are indeed areas of the city that are beautiful and thriving--great bars, restaurants, cultural attractions, etc. Do I tell everyone how horrible NYC is because of a bad experience in the Bronx, for example? Absolutely not! Way to stereotype an entire CITY--one that was good enough for CLINT EASTWOOD to film in!!
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:28pm.
@boredasfuck
http://www.thesuperficial.com/seth-macfarlane-emilia-clarke-daenerys-gam...
um, he was dating that nobody who Ryan Phillipe knocked up while she was pregnant too, that's just weird.
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Yea thats her. Emilia whomever(I dont watch game of thrones), it says shes like 24-25ish...Homeboy is like 39 and loaded. He better keep them assets tight.
I guess he thought it was a good idea to fuck a pregnant chick because he couldn't get her pregnant. :))
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@boredasfuck
http://www.thesuperficial.com/seth-macfarlane-emilia-clarke-daenerys-gam...
um, he was dating that nobody who Ryan Phillipe knocked up while she was pregnant too, that's just weird.
That is one hideous boob job. Did she have it done right before the event? It appears she's still bleeding from it.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:25pm.
@boredasfuck - he has been dating the girl from Game of Thrones for a while. (I don't watch because I want to read the books first, but the chick with blond hair and dark eyebrows)
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Wiki said he's datin some chick named Emilia? Or something...is that her??? she's like in her mid 20s??? He better watch it with the starlets...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@boredasfuck - he has been dating the girl from Game of Thrones for a while. (I don't watch because I want to read the books first, but the chick with blond hair and dark eyebrows)
@Whamo - um clearly in the voice of Brian....or his normal voice which is pretty much the same thing just slightly less pompous
This came from Wiki so take it with a grain of salt, if it's true, you gotta love a man who agrees in equal rights
"MacFarlane is passionate about his support for gay rights.[43] He said it is "infuriating and idiotic" that two gay partners "have to go through this fucking dog and pony act when they stop at a hotel and the guy behind the counter says, 'You want one room or two?'". He went on to say, "I'm incredibly passionate about my support for the gay community and what they're dealing with at this current point in time".[43] MacFarlane continued, "Why is it that Johnny Spaghetti Stain in fucking Georgia can knock a woman up, legally be married to her, and then beat the shit out of her, but these two intelligent, sophisticated writers who have been together for 20 years can't get married?"[43]
MacFarlane, in recognition of "his active, passionate commitment to Humanist values, and his fearless support of equal marriage rights and other social justice issues", was named the Harvard Humanist of the Year in 2011.[103]"
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:05pm.
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Grool, it's just that is appears to be national hate Seth McFarlane day online and I always thought he was cute, plus he is filthy rich and THAT VOICE can you imagine him talking dirty to you?
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Lmao! Kind of makes you wonder how dirty he actually is based on some of the jokes he tells. But what I find odd is that you never hear of him being in a relationship with anyone. There was some speculation that he was gay, but Idk. Maybe he's a hermit or a workaholic and invests in hookers to blow off steam...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
bmitted by saltydog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/26/2013 -
THAT VOICE can you imagine him talking dirty to you?
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What like Stewie, you kinky hor you lol!! :P
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:43pm.
is it bad that I so totally would with Seth McFarlane?
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No. I think he's attractive as well, and his ability to piss people off is awesome as well. Especially when he's such a blatant troll about it and people still get pissed off. You gotta admire someone with that kind of talent.
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Grool, it's just that is appears to be national hate Seth McFarlane day online and I always thought he was cute, plus he is filthy rich and THAT VOICE can you imagine him talking dirty to you?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:15pm.
I get it, Jennifer Aniston. Who in their right fucking mind would want to be in Detroit right now?
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No kidding Stoney, it's Celebitchy, along with Just Jared they are Heroina's cheerleaders. Not only that maybe lunch is the only time she gets a little "me time" on a busy set. As well as if every single solitary person but her eat together, what a crock of shit.
ubmitted by Dog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:08pm.
Like a pus-filled asswart.
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Aaahhhh...ya, that's...just what I was thinking!
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:43pm.
is it bad that I so totally would with Seth McFarlane?
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No. I think he's attractive as well, and his ability to piss people off is awesome as well. Especially when he's such a blatant troll about it and people still get pissed off. You gotta admire someone with that kind of talent.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
is it bad that I so totally would with Seth McFarlane?
If there's anything trashier than a big fake rack, it's showing off the scars from your big fake rack surgery.
I think JWow would look great with a shorter edgy haircut. She has a great body (tits aside) she would beautiful with different hair.
Is that redmark on her tit a sore or just part of that classy tattoo she has going on? JWOW looks like a hot mess. She needs to stop fucking with her face. She's starting to look like a goblin.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Which is worse the awful bewb Or the plastic face?
Those are some angry tits.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:08pm.
@ Doggie..............................
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@ P.T......ya they look like you might pop them with very little effort!
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Like a pus-filled asswart.
HAHAH!
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I get it, Jennifer Aniston. Who in their right fucking mind would want to be in Detroit right now? I was there three weeks ago. Detroit is a cold, dangerous, filthy city. And why must she eat with the fucking crew anyway? Nobody is shaming you for not eating with the maintenance staff in your office building, or taking your smoke break with the sandwich lady from the cafe downstairs. Not that if you saw her, you wouldn't say hello...but you don't have to be her bff to prove you are a good person. Jesus christ...why would Jennifer Aniston want some third shift camera guy slobbering all over her in the cafeteria? So that random people on the internet can say she is down to earth? Fucking please. So she wants to eat her cobb salad in her trailer in peace. The horror!
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@ Doggie..............................
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@ P.T......ya they look like you might pop them with very little effort!
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:34pm.
Please don't let Charlize be fucking on Seth MacFarlane! He's so sleazy and fugly. He looks like Peter Brady carved out of a baked ham.
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Oh God. I've just spent the last 8 hours doing invoices and spreadsheets and shit here at work, and popped on to the D to see what's up. Thank you so much for your comment and some much needed levity.
OT: Why would this Jwow person do this to herself? By that I mean show us this Frankentit?
some girl on the CDAN site claimed she was the one who told him about Jennifer Aniston. then other sites claimed they had it as an exclusive. (was rather instructive to see how this story made the rounds on same day, by owners of different gossip sites )
from the OP the details sounds like bullshit drama started by the type of people who try to start shit about their own coworkers at their own jobs.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:56pm.
Pls,
^^^^^^^^^^
Wot's dat? Putrid Loser Skank???
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