Wednesday, February 27th 2013

Hot Slut Of The Day!

This scheming dog who saw its opportunity to get that pussy once and for all and took! This dog is a master of subtle evil, because it knew that cat would curiously come to the water and it knew that cat would get just close enough for it to a dunk a bitch in. That dog tricked that cat by acting like it was more into the dripping water and then it calmly sashayed over, put its paw out and issued a BYE BITCH on that pussy. I haven't seen a smooth move like that since Nomi pushed Cristal down the stairs in Showgirls. This dog is like the Alexis Carrington of dogs.

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Posted by: Michael K


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"BYE BITCH" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whatever's picture

Poor Kitty!

Dion flowerboy's picture

I love all zee animales. That doggeh better watch yo ass. See what happens. That was SHADY!

Haribo's picture

Dogs are the shiz!! Loving, loyal...would sell their soul to the devil for food but who cares? :) They're still the best creatures on earth!

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CarrieOn's picture

That Hot Slut dog is awesome! Looks like a Boston Terrier/pittie mix.

I bet the hor cat fails in its revenge.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:11pm.

Dog: Test that water for me, bitch!!
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LOL!!

I didn't know dogs had it in them!

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mbj's picture

Haven't stopped laughing. Have watched it 10 times

I predict a kitteh turd in puppeh's water bowl in the near future.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

HAHAH. I was coming in just to say that doggie gonna end up missing...looks like you hors already covered it.

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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:37am.

Morning! Team dog dammit. Damn cats think their shit don't stink. I woke up 3am to take a leak, my cat was outside in that cold drizzle meowing her ass off wanting to get in the house.

Dear bambam: on behalf of your neighbors please allow me to ...*throws pot of cold water on bambam's cat* **throws pot at bambam**

Dogs rule, cats drool. this dog is my spirit animal.

lmao at citizenstrange (as usual)!

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Lmfao!!!! Doggehs and kittehs are awesome!!!

Dog: Test that water for me, bitch!!

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Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:35am.
Right at the end, right before the push, you can see the dog whisper in the cat's ear "Michael Corleone sends his regards

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Exactly.

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HAHAHA!!

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

LOL @ "BYE BITCH" ! :)

yeah, that push wasn't on purpose....

can be a pushy broad's picture

This was hilarious! Love the comments about the cat getting revenge:) So true.

Dirk Diggler's picture

There will be retribution for this... You know the cat is totally plotting his revenge. Team Pussy!

fruitloop's picture

That dog is sly & cold as ice! This vid made my birthday :)

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Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:35am.
Right at the end, right before the push, you can see the dog whisper in the cat's ear "Michael Corleone sends his regards."

OLOLOLOLOL ROTFLMAO!!!!

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Very cute! (Not so cute: when you're actually in the tub at the time, and your toddler pushes the cat in, and said cat uses ALL their claws and your shins as traction to get out of the tub.)

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Morning! Team dog dammit. Damn cats think their shit don't stink. I woke up 3am to take a leak, my cat was outside in that cold drizzle meowing her ass off wanting to get in the house. Stupid cat, she thinks she can run in and outta the house anytime the door opens, I fixed her ass good. Bet her ass won't dash out that door so late again.

eta: Of course I have to watch my back for a few days now, she will hold grudges.

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Right at the end, right before the push, you can see the dog whisper in the cat's ear "Michael Corleone sends his regards."

Boo1212's picture

This is why animals are the best! My Nugget does that all the time too. Maliciously swipes things off the headboard onto your head. Evil Bastard. Even knows how to turn the bedroom light on at 3am. Cutest devil we ever had.

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Meatblocks's picture

heh. cats are sooooo stupid.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY

snowpiece's picture

LOL that was awesome! TEAM DOG!

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TexnDoc's picture

That's a Hot Slut.

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Watch out. Cats don't just kill you outright, they'll rape you first.

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babybunny's picture

So cute I watched it four times....evil puppeh!!! Made my morning!

Whamo's picture

LOL, sleep with one eye open doggie.

Hekki's picture

Well done, Sir Dog.

Nice knowing you...

letinstar's picture

lol!

but now this means the pussy will be plotting its revenge...

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