Taylor Swift Is A Good Throw

And here's the perfect viral for Taylor Swift's line of sneakers for Keds.

One Direction was in the middle of performing at their show in Glasgow, Scotland last night when a shoe thrower, who is way more skilled at shoe throwing than the Dubya shoe thrower, distracted Harry Styles by throwing a shoe on stage before throwing a shoe directly at his cooch. Harry pretended like it hurt while Louis pretended like he wasn't exploding into rainbows on the inside over the thought of kissing that boo boo backstage.

It looks like the shoe didn't even hit Harry's nuts, so I'm sure he'll still be able to have little moppet children who will inherit his 1920s silent movie ingenue bob. It looks like the shoe just hit the tip of his peen. That's not even the worst thing that has happened to his peen. That title goes to the time when Taylor Swift took a look at it and screamed, "Ewww! Gross! Penis," before going back to making a fringe vest out of friendship bracelets for her cat.

via E! Online

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:17pm.

oh please that falling down thing was so fake.

ive seeing better acting from Kstew!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:48pm.

Lmao MK, you bet Louis is making that all better right now.

And standing around like that, doing nothing. No wonder the audience started throwing things!

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Submitted by what do i know on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 9:37pm.

What a pussy.

Yeah, I had a pair of clogs exactly like those. Mid 70s I think. Ah, the seventies.

Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:44pm.

Huh, these boys are still a thing?

Submitted by Snarf on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:38pm.

Looks like Harry was facing....the wrong direction

(puts on sunglasses)

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Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 5:33pm.

I couldn't watch the video my eyes can't tolerate that shit. More manufactured commercial crap for the masses. Did anybody hear that they absolutley butchered and insulted Deborah Harry with a cover of One way or another? Debbie needs to kick their ass to all the way to Greenland.

Submitted by Tatiana on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 4:50pm.

Listen to those idiots in the audience scream their lungs out when the shoe hits him. You'd think he'd been shot or something.

Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 3:34pm.

is it just me or does it seem like when they picked the One Direction boys they picked all short dudes so they can appeal more to 12-year-olds.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 2:32pm.

Maybe it's me but I think the US 7 and 8 years olds have always preferred their boybands home grown. Same with the Ireland/Scotland/UK kids. Oh, they had a run here but wait a couple months until there's a new domestic one. Come to think of it, Swifty being non-British was probably more of an affront to their UK fans than her being Swifty.

Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 2:02pm.

What a homo!

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 1:06pm.

LMAO I actually had a pair in the late 70's grade 9-10 ?

I'll throw this tune I'm listening to into the mix for your 80's girls.

I remember many a nights clubbin to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=necEK_-0IHg

I'll throw this in as well since it was next on my list

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIAY_TQ6ylk

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:51pm.

glad i remembered to put the computer on mute before pressing play! clog was a nice choice but with all of the 5 inch hardwood wedges with protruding spikes on the market these days there were better options. and there could have been a lot more force in the throw.

should have happened in Philly or Cleveland. all of that training from throwing batteries onto football fields would have been useful in this situation.

/BSB 4ever!

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Submitted by crazyassmom on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:46pm.

Haha..I had a pair almost exactly like those! XD ethangs timing would be just about spot on. 81-82, my Senior year!b
I honestly loooove my clogs, I have two pair of Kenneth Coles' that I bought about 4-5 yrs ago and they are still are super comfortable and in great shape! Love, love, love 'em! =)

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:41pm.

As the concert ended, security guards were on the lookout for a barefoot drunk with size 5½ feet.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:32pm.

Lol, Whamo, I had those when i was 5 in 81. White with red dots.. Nothing gave us more joy than being on the swingset and flinging those fuckers onto the neighbors garage....The noise was well fucking worth it...

Submitted by I_Ship_Larry on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:30pm.

I love that Michael K thinks that Harry & Lou are lovers...and that he hates Taylor Swift...

Love is equal...Bravery

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:23pm.

Haha WHAMO!!!! I had a pair of those around '81-'82 when I was a tween. I thought I was the absolute shit in them. Lolol

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:19pm.

what a faker!

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:17pm.

Good thing it wasn't a concert in 1975, it would have been one of these and those fuckers hurt, my mom use to take these off and bonk me on the head when she was PISSED.

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