Hot Slut Of The Day!
The most hated bitch in Mexico right now, Elba Esther Gordillo!
Disclaimer: Dlisted not condone embezzling billions upon billions of pesos from the education union of your own country, but if you do, do it like Elba Esther Gordillo and spend it all on jacked up plastic surgery and designer clothes from Neiman Marcus!
The New York Times and The Guardian both say that this gorgeous beauty who looks like an angry Japanese Chin that was dropped in a vat of liquid plastic at the Mattel factory was arrested two days ago for allegedly stealing 2 billion pesos (around $156 million) from Latin America's largest union, the National Education Workers' Union. La Maestra (The Teacher), as they call her ass in Mexico, has been the head bitch of the union since 1989. The Mexican Leona Helmsley was once seen as one of the most powerful women in Mexico and some say she single-handedly put a president in office. But there's a new president in office and La Maestra's reign is over. Let the fall commence!
La Maestra was arrested at an airport on Tuesday night after she sashayed down the steps of a luxurious private jet, which flew her from California to Mexico. (Disclaimer: Dlisted does not condone getting arrested, but if you do, do it like Elba Esther Gordillo and get arrested after sashaying down the steps of a luxurious private jet.) La Maestra was in court yesterday to answer to the charges that she funneled billions of pesos from the union's accounts to other accounts at home and abroad. While teachers in Mexico are barely making enough money to eat, she was off buying mansions in California and spending almost $3 million at Neiman Marcus alone. Bitch also thought she was completely untouchable. Here's a hot piece about her crazy ass from The Guardian:
At the same time, she had become a national figure of ridicule. Her extravagant designer outfits lay uneasily with the low salaries of the teachers, and she was mercilessly mocked for her, at times rather odd, personal appearance, born of repeated plastic surgery and chronic illness.
The Teacher's near mythical reputation for subterfuge also provided fantastic stories, including the claim that she once held off an imminent attempt to depose her in the late 1990s with the help of a witchcraft ceremony up a Nigerian mountain in which she was clothed with the pelt of a white lion that had been skinned alive.
In her most recent interview, earlier this month, a television news anchor usually known for her soft interviews asked her how she felt about being "the most hated woman in Mexico". Gordillo responded: "Nobody is more loved by their own."
Eva Peron, who?
This NEEDS to be turned into a movie. I wish Lupe Ontiveros was alive today, because she'd throw a half-melted Chucky Doll mask on her face and kill this role. If it is turned into a movie, then who ever plays La Maestra better spend months perfecting her wonked-up side eye. Just look at that side-eye. You know a side and up-eye is real when it looks like Satan himself is snatching her eyeballs back. That's a side-eye that says, "It may look like I'm farting, but I'm really thinking about how I want to skin you alive and wear you like I wore that white lion, pendeja!"
La Maestra is totally going to rule the prison block.
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True, she's not doing what politicians and corporations and wall street don't do every day. But how does that make it ok? Wonder why the drug lords haven't taken her out?
Anyone who has lived near a boarder city , like me, would understand what theresapop is getting at. The bullshit that happens in cities like T.J, don't even get me started. You'll see a majority who just don't give a fuck and at the end of the day if you are a nice guy you'll sure be pissed on in some way or another.
Excuse her beauty. Ella es la Diabla!
Got damn, those canines are skeering me!
Aww I didn't know that Lupe Ontiveros had died. She was a cool lady. Just read that people were disappointed she wasn't included in the Oscar in memoriam presentation this year. :(
That's pure evil stealing money contributed by the teachers' fund. And bitch looks horrific. smdh.
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That headline photo is hilarious. She's got the ABW eye and neck roll down cold! Can't stop laughing. She shoulda sued whoever did that jacked up eye. She looks like one pissed off tabby!
dems be the wonkiest eyes evah....for real now I have new nightmare material....what on earth did they do to her...is this a birth defect or what you pay for for plastic surgery in Mexio...
If she had a white lion tortured so she could wear its skin she should be let loose in the jungle. She'd probably wind up owning the jungle though and the animals would all be working for her.
She really isn't doing anything that alot of CEO's and politicians do, rip off the taxpayer. Still throw that bitch in the pound and put her on the bread and water diet.
Why are we so surprised all people in power in my parents homeland rob their people blind and don't feel bad about it not one bit... if it wasnt for my 3 elderly aunts and my adult cousins and their family I would say Mexico needs to be firebombed to kill all the narcos and rats in that country...that country does nothing for their poor, sick, elderly, orphans, children and women...so fuck MX because of their non exsistant health care system my father lost his life so again I say fuck MX....my poor cousin is a middle school teacher I guess he pretty much lost his retirement with that stolen union fund....that miserable bitches face is Gods punishment or the Devil himself looking back at her in the mirror...hope they lynch the bitch in jail people like her are not human they are parasites!!! Sorry for ranting im normally a happy hippie about everything else in life :)
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how did this not happen sooner...since 1989? Didn't every member of that union wonder how she could afford a private jet?
And more and more I'm getting sick of unions. I'm an actor and ever since SAG and AFTRA merged I can't even get extra work anymore and I'm left with the choice of going fi-core, quitting the union, or staying in the union and doing something else full time.
Edgar Allen Poe must have time traveled and used this bitch as his inspiration for the Vulture-eyed viejo in the Tell Tale Heart
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Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 2:50pm.
HER FANGS ARE USEFUL
She bares them at neiman marcus and they change their NO EXCHANGES OF CHONIS WITH PERIOD STAINS policy.
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OLLOLLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLO
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
HER FANGS ARE USEFUL
She bares them at neiman marcus and they change their NO EXCHANGES OF CHONIS WITH PERIOD STAINS policy.
LADIES that first thumb is almost TOO perfect, do you see how her lower teeth have made space for those HUNGRY FANGS!! Ladies, it makes us sweat!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 2:38pm.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR PINCHE OJO, BRUJA BONITA?
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OLLLLLOLLO!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR PINCHE OJO, BRUJA BONITA?
Hellacious, spot on!!
Mrs j
I am so going to do her face for Halloween
That is so shit scary
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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I don't think that Picasso would paint that face. Prickasso maybe. Wonky McValtrex doesn't feel so bad now.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:47am.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bodylovewellness.com/wp-c...
The resemblance is amazing!!
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Omg!!! Lol
She's seriously scary looking. OMG.
Angry Japanese chin. Ohmyfuckingword!
Ay, caramba! This is why they say don't go to Mexico for cut rate plastic surgery! But it is strange that she was getting away with the jets and Chanels for so long before someone caught on.
Those are some wonked up looking pictures of her.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
I can't stand greed. It is one of the worst traits a human can have. I think it is fitting that her face looks like that. Her outside is matching her ugly insides.
Somebody needs to bust a Shane Botwin upside her head and make her eyes match.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/28/2013 -12:13pm.
Submitted by Aphid: "Esta vieja tiene los ojos de Wonk."
Made me LOL.
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;-) holy chit I just noticed her name, Jajaja! Should be "Ella Es Gordinflona" Pinche vieja.
Esta vieja tiene cara del Cucuy
Submitted by Aphid: "Esta vieja tiene los ojos de Wonk."
Made me LOL.
Esta vieja tiene los ojos de Wonk.
What's that old phrase, "Pride goeth before the fall"? Well, this embezzling bitch is obviously very proud of herself, which means she's going to fall hard. I hope they toss her disgustingly ugly ass into a hard core mexican prison & let the inmates have a go at her... then beat her some more...
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The first thumbnail.. What the in the mofo hell.. Thanks for the nightmares.. Those teeth, its like they're coming for you.. Ugh... *shivers*... Now I must go rock myself back and forth in my closet until the bad lady leaves my head :'(
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:02am.
Mel-Tang, Taco Bell has a master chef??? :O
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LMFAO...||I think that's master shit, he's the one that craps into that "burger" bag they squirt onto your "food"
She looks scary. Are we sure her name isn't La Bruja?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:54am.
Why did it take so long to bust this money grubbing scum? People, if your politicians or union leaders have more more than one home, fly to other countries to go shopping and use a private plane then you need to look into the money.
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No shit, GG, remember the City of Bell scandal? When admins in a poor ass town are pulling 6-figure salaries, sumpin ain't right.
So why does everyone end up with a wonky eye when they overdo the face? She is totally the wonk reyna.
Never thought I'd see the day MK would post this naca asquerosa
I'm pretty sure you CAN get the coat of the white lion that has been skinned alive AT Neimans without going to Nigeria. At least at the Neimans near me.
the female Lon Chaney, huh?
"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
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As usual, MK naiis the spirit dog - a cranky Japanese Chin is the perfect comparison for this Messican Imelda Marcos!
Mel-Tang, Taco Bell has a master chef??? :O
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:54am.
Why did it take so long to bust this money grubbing scum? People, if your politicians or union leaders have more more than one home, fly to other countries to go shopping and use a private plane then you need to look into the money. Come on!
Really. Yet it happens here in the US to a similar extent. A lot of pols enter office with modest means and emerge as multi-millionaires.
More like Elba GORDITA
Bitch is wearing Chanel in the top pic!
HellaciousB, how dare you insult Ursula!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why did it take so long to bust this money grubbing scum? People, if your politicians or union leaders have more more than one home, fly to other countries to go shopping and use a private plane then you need to look into the money. Come on!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Rosario's obviously plotting Karen Walkers violent demise...
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