Hot Slut Of The Day!
The April O'Neil "Ravishing Reporter" action figure!
When a shirtless Michael Bay sprawled himself on the hood of his Ferrari (the one that Megan Fox washed and waxed again to get a role in one of his shit show movies) and announced that Megan Fox would be playing April O'Neil in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, I figured her costume would look just like the gorgeous "Ravishing Reporter" action figure. And it should. The "Ravishing Reporter" action figure looked more like a "Down Trodden, Raggedy Ass, Alley Way Hooker" action figure.
She was ravishing in every way. April's hair looked like a ten gallon hat made of ginger hair and she was dressed like she was ready to turn tricks for a slice of pizza. Those green biker shorts, those flesh-colored anklets, that purple bustier and her real rooted hair (a phrase you can never use when describing Beyonce) were the touches of elegance that ensemble really needed.
And April wasn't just a regular reporter. She was a RAVISHING reporter.
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*hangs head in shame* I liked the original April, who I now think plays the sister on Nashville.
At first, I couldn't picture Megan as April the "Ravishing Reporter" but now that we have this visual, we begin to see Bay's pay back a bitch plan for little Meg. Dick move but genius! haha
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her real rooted hair (a phrase you can never use when describing Beyonce) -mk
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 3:07pm.
She comes with a TV camera, a chinese star, daggers and...fireplace utensils? European walking sticks? Brooms??
LOL! They're all ravishing-reporter-styled weapons. The ones you mentioned are lipstick nunchucks and a "makeup-brush battle bo." hahaha
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-u02webTYBH8/TtWX16_CSkI/AAAAAAAAAV4/lgTVGxOLDM...
lmfao "Mess up my hair and DIE" is a phrase I use daily.
Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:38pm.
I can't wait to see Megan Fox dressed like Joan Cusack in Working Girl.
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You know, that would totally be THE LOOK!
Haha, Real Rooted Hair. Did it come from Rojo's precious pubis??
Submitted by Saphris on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 1:40pm.
Definitely a reporter. What reporter doesn't dress like that in the field??
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April obviously covers the stroll in her award winning segment "Channel 3's Pimps and Hoes Ball".
Since Michael Bay is already fucking the franchise up, I insist that this is Megan "Angelina Jolie for Broke Bitches" Fox default look for the film.
And Casey Jones was a hot piece in the films. I re-watched them and was totally prepared to jump on his hockey stick if April's slow ass wasn't.
I can't wait to see Megan Fox dressed like Joan Cusack in Working Girl.
haha Megan Fox is gonna play that?
Even at the age of 9, I thought the romance between April and Casey Jones in the original movie was totally creepy.
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She comes with a TV camera, a chinese star, daggers and...fireplace utensils? European walking sticks? Brooms??
Oh damn, I nearly choked on my popcorn reading this!!! Yes, Ravishing April needs to be in the running for Hot Slut if the 80s as she exemplifies everything right and glorious about the decade.
LOL why did they give April an Afro? I remember watching the original TMNT movie when I was 12 and thinking it was one of the coolest movies I had ever seen haha..
I'm assuming that Megan will have real, rooted hair.
You better not be taking these out of their original packaging to play with them MK.
Submitted by the original be... on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 1:19pm.
Mine is 21; we were in the same miserable boat, lol!
Definitely a reporter. What reporter doesn't dress like that in the field??
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Lipstick nunchuck, compact ninja star, and I can't read the rest.
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Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:12pm.
That's some sexist shit. Perfect for a Michael Bay franchise.
What is this shit? April O'Neill always wore a yellow jumpsuit. Come to think of it... why?
Also lmao @ "mess up my hair and DIE!" :D
No, I distinctly recall the hideous yellow jumpsuit. (My eldest is 22. I was subjected to Barney, TMNT, AND the original Power Rangers.)
Meh. Brenda Starr did it better. Bow down bitches.
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"New for '92"! Didn't April still have the yellow jumpsuit then? Or do I not remember my childhood correctly?
And what job did the yellow-jumpsuited April have? I don't think she was a reporter.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:59am.
It's Emma Stone!
LOL! Mess up my hair and DIE!
Let's face it...ravishing reporters are the ones that get the jobs. Ugly reporters are never seen on camera.
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That's some sexist shit. Perfect for a Michael Bay franchise.
Her hair reminds me of that wonderful creature that is the first lady of Cameroon.
They tried it. April only wears a yellow jumpsuit.
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Just the image for ages 4 and up.
It's Emma Stone!