Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Fat Batman of Bradford!
The citizens of Bradford in England can feel a whole lot safer today, because a caped crusader with a crime-saving gut is catching the evil doers of their town. Metro says that a mysterious dude wearing a Batman costume from the 99 Cent Store strolled into the police station on February 25th to give them a thief who was wanted for robbery. Batman waited around until the thief was booked before he disappeared into the night. The thief-catching hero didn't tell the police his name and he kept his mask on the entire time. The police released footage from a surveillance camera of the fat Batman hoping to find him and thank him for cleaning up their streets!
I like how the police are acting like they don't know who the chunky Batman is. The police commissioner obviously knows. We've all seen that movie. Besides, if they wanted to find the chunky Batman again, they should just call him with the bat-signal, or put a delicious pork sandwich in front of the police station.
This dude is hot on every level, because not only does he get to live out one of my dreams by making a CITIZEN'S ARREST!, but he gets to do it while wearing a costume. California should bring his ass here, because he's obviously the only one who can finally catch and bring Lindsay Lohan to justice!
I even love the way Batman's body is saying, "Will you hurry up? I've got reservations."
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Are things like this even legal? I mean I guess if the person is already wanted and you bring them in, but doesn't it seem like it should be one of those things like where a drunk driver gets off on the technicality that the police didn't have a valid reason to pull them over?
CBale, you and I are fucking done romantically.
*wings batvib across room*
Ah, mercy...I saw a documentary on people like this once. They dress like super heroes and actually go out there looking for "bad guys". I'm not sure what their deal is but I'm going to guess they've been victims themselves so they want to help others. What they really need is many months of therapy but I guess this is better than hitting the pipe to numb your pain.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
He's not fat, he just has a glandular problem and is big boned.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
LMFAOOOOO at this post... fat batman has made my day
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 9:34am.
We would like to see dick and foreskin immediately.
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foreskin? I was trying to figure out his package with the pictures, but goes without saying Sucky's skills are beyond whatever 90's scrambled cable left me... I take of my jockstrap to you sir, respect.
@Hekki
YES! Robin made it WERK!
Submitted by Whamo: "...I mean holy shit a quick shot to the bat throat and I'd be the fuck out of there."
LMFPO @ Bat throat!
Huh. who knew they made Underoos in big fat fuck size? I always though BFF stood for something else.
Hey Yanks it's a British thing.
It's Del Boy from 'Only Fools and Horses'
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 9:54am.
But what self-respecting robber would let himself be led to the police station by this Batman dude?
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That was my first thought, I'm thinking WTF, did he bring him in with one arm cranked behind his back, by the ear? I mean holy shit a quick shot to the bat throat and I'd be the fuck out of there.
Hahaha. Reminds me of an episode of family guy where instead of physical violence the British use their spectacular language skills.
LMAO at Hekki! To the bat cave?
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by SFRBully: "whoa! I watched the youtube vid again and she's wearing a better version of kim lardassian's stay puft outfit"
Hahaha, you made me look. That is totally a Kim outfit.
And speaking of Damon Wayans, I watched "Earth Girls Are Easy" yesterday. Forgot how awesome it was!
His utility belt includes a pie server.
But what self-respecting robber would let himself be led to the police station by this Batman dude? Did Batman have a weapon or handcuffs? HAHAHAHHAHA!
"Citizen's ARREST! You're going to have to come with me." "Where are we going, the BatCave?" "No. The police station." "Okay."
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
whoa! I watched the youtube vid again and she's wearing a better version of kim lardassian's stay puft outfit
I want to see a porno version of Blankman with Roben Givens and Damon Wayans (you can keep David Alan Grier, we suspect she is a nelly jotosexual)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6_ciqK_ebg
It's just that wacky Val Kilmer, re-living his glory days.
Holy Roly Poly, Batman! Gotham City sleeps safe tonight.
duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh FATMAN! I would be your Huckleberry, motherfucker!
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
We would like to see dick and foreskin immediately.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
<"not only does he get to live out one of my dreams by making a CITIZEN'S ARREST!, but he gets to do it while wearing a costume.">
Well you're out in Blohan's backyard now, and you could do it wearing your Josie from The Pussycats.