Night Crumbs
Miley Cyrus looks like she's got the mold fuzz from a blueberry on top of her head - The Superficial
Vanity Fair is Jessica Chastain's bitch now - Lainey Gossip
I would ask for a response video called called "Humans Screaming Like Goats" but we already have enough songs from RiRi - Towleroad
That Instagram filter really turns a picture of Maria Menounos shitting into art - Drunken Stepfather
Watch for falling drops of panty pudding, because every vagina exploded after hearing that David Gandy is singular again - Celebitchy
And just like that, John Travolta signs up to be a permanent contestant on Celebrity Juice - Hollywood Tuna
What Kirstie Alley used to have as a mid-morning snack. Those were the days! - The Berry
The only explanation for this is that Andrew Garfield and Shailene Woodley were actually sitting in an actual tree together or maybe Emma Stone was just stoned - IDLYITW
How many ostriches and how many of your memaw's tablecloths were murdered to make Fergie Ferg look this fug? - ICYDK
Quick, somebody Photoshop two toilets under Nicole Richie and MiserAlba, because they look like they're taking a very polite poo together - Popoholic
FANK YOU for this, Adele - Jezebel
My petition to replace Halle Berry with Funky Dineva in the next X-Men movie did not work - Just Jared
If Ciara's next album flops, she can always get a job as a singing bathroom attendant - OMG Blog
If you had a magnifying glass, you could see the royal fetus' arm reaching up to try touch the ginger gloriousness on top of PHG's head - Popsugar
I hope Idris Elba is taking a year off from acting to focus on making porn - Videogum
They don't call Kim Kardashian "Pimp Mama Kris' prized hog" for nothing - Reality Tea
The sharp as hell dude in the second row with the drawn-on Transformers beard is doing things to me - Crunk + Disorderly
File under "things I didn't need to see today": Brandy's crotch - SOW
So that's why In-N-Out was out of everything yesterday - I'm Not Obsessed
Teri Snatcher should be on Flea Market Flip and no that isn't my way of admitting that I actually watch Flea Market Flip (yes, it is) - Celebslam
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softness 1 on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:56pm.
pfk - no, I didn't see that movie but I will now! And of course Terrance is HOT! HOT! HOT!
Dog on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:57pm.
pfk - I must admit your comment addressing my PMS made me chuckle even as I was rolling my eyes. I cannot believe I am responding to a defender of those 2 war-mongering Hitlers but I couldn't resist!
johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:58pm.
pfk - why no, I haven't seen the one with the French cat. Could you please post a link!
pfk on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:59pm.
johnnysgirl - why yes, certainly! Your spider was adorable, btw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M
she's punk y'all. Don't mess with her.
Miley has taken her gluten free diet to the lollipop head level.
I am totally pro Idris Elba as James Bond.
Gandy didn't look too into that model. Exhibit: every photo, ever. Yay for the world!
Adele's cute.
Idris porn, I could live with that, nom nom nom
Please get that chipmunk off our screens MK! lol
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Idris and Charlize had the best, funniest scene in Prometheus (a hit and miss but interesting movie that I liked enough to see TWICE in the theater). They were pure sex together.
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@ Puppy..I think she is lovely too. And a good actress.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
johnnysgirl - have you seen the one with the French cat? I can't imagine Michael not posting it at some point.
English speakers should be shot.
NononononononononTrollman!
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Dog - I just laughed at the image of you grandmotherly knitting woolen underwear for Mr. Dog in your rocking chair 3 weeks out of every month and then going into full ninja knitting needle mode without your chocolate.
Perhaps in the minority here but I think Jessica Chastain is gorgeous with that flaming hair and peaches & cream complexion. Anything but "ordinary."
Did she stop eating? Cuz bitch looks like a bleached Ethiopian.
"HOdor"
softness 1 - did you see Terrance in "The Hunting Party"? I really liked that movie and him in it. He was beautiful.
About Miley: Does the curtains match the drapes?!
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Miley looks like a scrawny old lady with that hair color.
The Vanity Fair article on Jessica Chastain, while harsh, was spot on when it compared her to Cate Blanchett in the looks department. Yes, they're both beautiful, but forgettable.
Miley is a very cute girl but she just can't pull off edgy and needs to stop trying.
Miley=Madonna in the "Who's That Girl,"for era.
Not too long ago, Miley Cyrus looked absolutely adorable with her bob.
http://en.louloumagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/miley-cyrus1-300...
What the fuck is she doing to herself?
Are we sure that isn't a picture of Lance Bass from the 90's? LOL Put down the granny toner Miley.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 7:17pm.
Anyone who uses "non?" while speaking/typing in English should be fucking shot.
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oh, but it gives one that certain, how do you say, je ne sais quoi, un petit "voulez vous couchez avec straw", that little "nom de guerre", oui?
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 6:06pm.
Things this world really does NOT need: Another X-Men film.
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We don't need to see it, but Fox needs to make it, if they don't make the movies ever few years the franchise rights would be lost to Marvel/Disney that's why the rebooted it so quickly after the other series ended
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 7:17pm.
Anyone who uses "non?" while speaking/typing in English should be fucking shot.
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Oh, I so agree.
Relatedly, this video is hilarious (trigger warning for spiders)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU
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ZOMG ! THANK YOU FOR THE J.ALBA PICS ! SOOOOOOOOO HAWT !
Oh chile, just NO. 3edgy5me
Wow, she's really trying hard to make herself look as unattractive as possible.
The problem with blue hair is that it looks like what little old ladies used to do to their gray hair when they put in a blue rinse .
Hey MK, thanks for the David Gandy shout out.......he's back!!!!!
I looovvee Funky Dineva!!! So glad to see MK recognize!! Not having her as Storm is a devastation to the nation!
Miley looked pretty for a hot second when she lightened her hair and had a cute hair cut, and then she made a left to 80's punk. Not the right move. When you look like Aimee Mann you can have a crazy Mohawk. When you look like Miley... No comment. But she is better served by a more traditional look.
Make that money Halle. You will need it to keep Gabriel in the style to which he has become accustomed.
OMFG THOSE GOATS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK!
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She's young and dumb and so is her hair.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Hekki, I gave it up because it turns out sugar is as bad for your complexion as cocaine and just as addictive. It ages you terribly! WTF? Sugar apparently attacks and breaks down the collagen. I don't know if I feel better but I sure don't feel bad.
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Michael K, you have gone too far this time. how dare you insult the mold fuzz from a blueberry
No wonder Liam was kicking it to January Jones. Banging Miley is like doing a malnutured monchichi!
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Submitted by Dog: "...I haven't eaten sugar in 20 days and am a little pissed off about that."
Wow, congratulations! That's extremely hard to do. (Didja give it up for Lent?) Aren't you feeling better, though?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 7:19pm.
Dog - I am not a big sugar person, so meh. Every now and again I get a craving for a piece or a sundae and I get a bite or two in and I'm over it.
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I only eat sugar during my period and this last one was my first sans chocolate. It wasn't pretty. My husband is still picking knitting needles out of his various orifices.
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"Anyone who uses "non?" while speaking/typing in English should be fucking shot."
*Hugs LuciSam so hard with my mind* YES! THANK YOU!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Dog - I am not a big sugar person, so meh. Every now and again I get a craving for a piece or a sundae and I get a bite or two in and I'm over it.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 7:11pm.
God, I fucking hate Lainey.
Anyone who uses "non?" while speaking/typing in English should be fucking shot.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 7:11pm.
That homade snickers bar made me almost vomit.
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There must be something wrong with me because I think it looks delish. Then again, I haven't eaten sugar in 20 days and am a little pissed off about that. I'd probably eat a toilet paper roll right about now if it was dipped in chocolate. GAH!
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 7:09pm.
Wish I could agree but once she got clean and became the Chick Pea, she was just gorgeous. Then she started with the procedures.
It's probably a combination of both. I don't think she ever lost the meth face. I also never thought she was gorgeous but I do know a few people who would agree with you. Actually, Fergie pre-meth (and thus also pre-surgery) was cute, I will give her that.
God, I fucking hate Lainey. She is such a vile, hateful little bitch. Ugh.
As if any actress' team wouldn't have pulled some BS profile that faults an actress for...wait for it....disappearing into a role. What kind of fuckery is this? Isn't that what an effective actor is *supposed* to do? Not according to Vanity Fair apparently, which is why the Oscars are such a joke. Chastain's team did the job they were paid to do.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
That homade snickers bar made me almost vomit.
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 6:43pm.
Fergie went way too far with the cosmetic procedures. Now she a buttah face.
Is "cosmetic procedures" code for meth?
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Wish I could agree but once she got clean and became the Chick Pea, she was just gorgeous. Then she started with the procedures.
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Submitted by PinkPostIt: "Miley is giving me a South Park character vibe. Butters, maybe?"
LOL! Now that you mention it, YES. Totally South Park.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 6:43pm.
Fergie went way too far with the cosmetic procedures. Now she a buttah face.
Is "cosmetic procedures" code for meth?
Miley looks horrible with that hair. I don't know who around her keeps insisting it's edgy and sexy. And the fact that she changes it every other day is a red flag.
Nooooooooo
Idris is going the way of Terrance Howard who decided to concentrate on that horrible fucking music he put out several years ago!!!!.. Plse don't. I remember when Terrence was hot and in everything. Now nobody gives a shit about him.. Although I did see a trailer of a movie he's in that looks okay.
Fergie went way too far with the cosmetic procedures. Now she a buttah face.
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She has one of the most strangely-shaped bodies ever. And she ugly.
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I wanted to see a picture of the cross-section, inside of that gut busting chocolate dessert.
Miley is giving me a South Park character vibe. Butters, maybe?