Duchess Kate Is Giving This Teddy Bear To Her D.....
At the National Fishing Heritage Center in Grimsby, England today, Duchess Kate continued to do her one job: bring up the economy by wearing a coat and dress that thousands of crazy people will buy just because she wore it out in public. While Duchess Kate waved, smiled, waved and grabbed at flowers from her subjects, she might've let the vagina out of the bag by telling everyone that she's carrying the future Queen of England in her royal womb. The Daily Mail says that when Diana Burton gave Duchess Kate a teddy bear, she almost dropped the "daughter" word and it made a bunch of nosy ass hos around her try to get her to spill it. The conversation went like this after Diana gave Kate the teddy bear:
Duchess Kate: "Thank you, I'll take that for my d--"
Sandra Cook, one of the nosies: "You were going to say daughter, weren't you?"
Duchess Kate: "No, we don't know!"
Sandra Cook: "Oh, I think you do."
Duchess Kate: "We're not telling."
Then Duchess Kate smiled at Sandra and whispered something into the ear of her henchman. He snapped his fingers and two guards came out, dragged Sandra Cook into a prison chariot and she hasn't been heard from since!
Duchess Kate's ass could've been talking about anything. Just because she dropped the letter "d" doesn't mean she meant daughter. Maybe she meant "dog," because a gift from a peasant is only good enough for her damn dog. Maybe she meant "down bitch," which means she's going to give it to Queen Elizabeth. But really, she probably meant "dude," which means she's going to give to Prince William, which means he's totally going to fuck it. I knew Prince William was a down low plushie.
And if they have a girl, they're totally naming her Princess Harryetta Diana.
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 11:38am.
Or Elizabeth the I!
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Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 9:47am.
I know women who were as thin or thinner than Kate and they gave birth to very healthy kids. The body protects the fetus as much as possible. ---------------------------------------------
Exactly. As long as the mother is healthy overall, her thinness is no indicator of fetal health or the baby's birth weight. Empirically, I've seen more fat women give birth to smaller babies than thin women. Most recent case: my 6'2" 250 lb cousin with a larger husband gave birth to a full term 5 pound 2 ounce baby. She was shocked as she was sure she'd have a big baby as she gained so much weight during her pregnancy. A girlfriend of mine, 5'1", 90 lbs soaking wet, had a healthy 8 pounder.
She could have meant "darling" or "dear one". ;>
She definately wants to keep a daughter a secret. :\
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It does seem odd that she would refer to her unborn child as her daughter but I don't know why. I didn't want to know the sex of my children so have no experience to draw on. I did have a strong maternal instinct but I was wrong. Both times.
Who cares whether new Royal parasite is male or female.
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Submitted by Versailles on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 7:19am.
There is no way anyone will let the true heir be anything but male.
Didn't Britain just got equality to the throne like last month or so?
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I guess you've never heard of Queen Victoria.
I think she was going to say "dog." She has a dog at home, maybe he'd love to tear into that stuffed animal. If that's the case, you can see why she wouldn't want to finish the sentence. It would sound really ungrateful/obnoxious to just be handed a gift and then say, "Oh, great, Lupo will love to rip the stuffing out."
I don't have children, but do women this early along say "my daughter"? I've only heard pregnant women refer to the "baby" -- and then maybe add that she's a girl. Maybe this is an American-British difference? Or maybe my world is just a little small...
Another question: you're the most watched couple in the world, a few months from birthing the future monarch. If you have no intention of letting anyone know, why find out the sex? This isn't meant to be judgmental; I'm actually curious. That's an amazingly difficult secret to keep, wouldn't it be easier to be surprised?
I know women who were as thin or thinner than Kate and they gave birth to very healthy kids. The body protects the fetus as much as possible. Love the coat too, it's very classic and princessy, and I want those shoes.
I cant stand Kate Middleton! She's nothing but a brunette Barbie doll! And we get it--your brat is soooooooo much more important than any other kid! Damn! No wonder so many Brits are anti-royalist. Im an American and Im sick of hearing about Snottess Kate and Bratty Willy's stupid kid! MK, please stick to covering PHG, the royal alive who has charisma.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 8:26am.
I don't dislike Kate but a pregnant woman starving herself is disturbing to me. Well, any woman starving herself is disturbing, but it is worse if she is pregnant.
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and you know she's starving herself because?????? so she's small - her belly will probably just pop out one day.
She can go ahead and starve herself, I dont care. I'll save my compassion for people in Africa who never get the chance to turn food down because they never have it.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
that fatass kim kuntrashian must die every time she sees a pic of Kate, who looks very not pregnant but is.
I don't dislike Kate but a pregnant woman starving herself is disturbing to me. Well, any woman starving herself is disturbing, but it is worse if she is pregnant.
She's totally having a girl. She was not about to say dog. People are making up excuses and thinking of other 'D' words, but she was going to say daughter and caught herself. Any other 'D' word and she would have said it. The woman slipped up in a sweet way. She's carrying the future Queen and this American anglophile is delighted.
I personally think that a girl is what they both prefer anyway... mostly to honor William's mother in some way.
i will give it to my downtown abbey maid who wipes my royal butt
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I think Kate and William went with the Victoria Beckham way when it comes to conceiving. Only that Victoria inserted a female embryo. And WilliKate inserted a male one.
There is no way anyone will let the true heir be anything but male.
Didn't Britain just got equality to the throne like last month or so?
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Can't hate on people that raise millions for charity even though they really serve no other purpose. Hope it is a girl and they name it Diana. The thought of a future Queen Diana would piss off a good lot of the royals. At least Kate finally looks healthy with a little extra weight.
Submitted by misslainey on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 4:10am.
Sure you do, because it's not your taxes paying for it.
Co-sign.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
I like Will and Kate. Yes, they're boring, but there are enough idiots in the world to entertain us. I like the royals. I staye up all night watching Charles and Di get married. I like all the pomp and circumstance.
Not going to lie, I wish I was a freaking Princess! Life doesn't seem too hard! Make a lot of public appearances and you are in the public eye! It's not like you have a 9-5 job!
Submitted by Aphid: "I actually sort of like her style, it's very classic which I know can be boring, but I still like it. I love the coat."
Me too.
It's so strange to me to see Diana's engagement ring on her finger. Thinking of how sad and angry Diana was, and what the ring represented for her, and in contrast, how happy Kate looks. Just totally different.
I agree, it must be hell when you feel like puking and have to get up and go to these public appearances. That's why the Queen is The One.
She's pretty...boring. I really just can't with the royals. They don't do anything offensive to warrant my dislike, I just don't understand why I'm supposed to give a fuck about them.
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I think she's gorgeous.
All hail Princess Harryetta Diana!
Aw, Prince Phillip is probably having ten heart attacks because his great-grandchild, HEIR TO THE THRONE, is a damn crack. So someone will have to live in misery as Royal Consort just as he did. Geezer,
Oh, ha, I love the UK royals.
I think she was about to say she would give that teddy bear to her D....ustbin.
After all, there is no way that she could hang on to all those gifts, even if she wanted to.
It would be simply wonderful if Kate and Kimmy K gave birth on the same day. The Kartrashian Klan would be so upstaged, and there wouldn't be a damn thing they could do about it. The Royal Family has fame that those whores can only dream of.
But I don't know enough about either pregnancy to know if this is even remotely possible.
So is Kim K ,twinsies yet again.
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When did the Royals switch from their Bentley's and Jaguar's to BMW's?
I think she looks nice here and her smile is genuine. I find her almost interesting in these pics. Almost.
Its for the Dog people the dog
The NOT announcing the sex is to get the drop on the tacky merchandise vendors. Of course, she's played a clever game here by making everyone think it's a girl (in the most subtle way), the people who make the tacky shit will now start producing all kinds of "girl" based crap only for it to be a boy. Well played Princess Basic Bitch.
Why bother with keeping it a secret? The whole lot if a circus entertainment show anyways.
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That was me pregnant. Nothing changed except for the small basketball that just got bigger. Not the ass, feet, ankles or boobs (darn).
It was easy to go back to regular clothes after the hospital. I guess I was a lucky bitch compared to so many.
There's a lot of sluts on here that might whip out the shank! :)
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't she due around the same time that the pillow of satan will be extracted from KKK's ass? Why does the living, breathing urinal look like she's doubled in size and Kate looks preggo?
"I'll take that for my depressed teddy bear collection."
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I'll give it to my Dentist...
Thumbnails 1 and 2. The dude with the white bib. THOSE TEETH!!!!!!!!!
She looks really pretty & happy, hope she's over the hideous morning sickness.
In my world D stands for
Dick I love the D
"Oh, thank you..I'll give it to my Dildo, since I'm not using it anymore".
Girl totally gots some cheek implants.
Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:15pm.
She is going to be one of those annoying chicks who look like they shoved a volleyball under her shirt, and leave the hospital after the baby with a flat stomach. My neighbor did that with her last baby and I wanted to punch her.
My mother was like that. Back into her tiny jeans in a couple of days. I've seen the pictures where I'm just like 3 months old and she's in perfect swimsuit shape. Unfortunately, I have a feeling I didn't get those genes, we'll see :/
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:29pm.
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You got that right Puppy. Can't imagine doing meet 'n greets and public appearances like that either. And me too (lol) I can hardly pull myself out of bed and grumble a hello to an office full of cheery morning people hahaha. Ten minutes later, I'm fine but couldn't do what she does either.
And nice coat. ;p
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I say she's going to give it to Dlisted, where we shall raise Teddy to be the Phoebe Price-loving, Shauna Sand-worshiping hot slut she deserves to be.
I actually sort of like her style, it's very classic which I know can be boring, but I still like it. I love the coat. Other than that I couldn't give 2 shits about these rich-ass toffee noses.
I like this hair color on her.
She was going to say "MY DRUG DEALER!!!"
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