Kim Kardashian Thought She Was Having A Miscarriage On Tuesday Night
Seen above with Gay Fish in a beautiful and tasteful painting that hangs at the Whole Foods in Tribeca (Fun fact: Since that painting went up, Whole Foods' food sales have dropped by 100%, but sales for anti-nausea medication are up by 200%!), Kim Kardashian freaked out on her flight from Paris to L.A. yesterday after she thought she was having a miscarriage. A source tells Radar that Kim started to have stomach pains on the plane and as soon as she landed she called her friends to cry about how she thought she was losing her unborn Kimye baby. Kim went to her doctor's office and after he checked her out, he told her what all of us having been telling her for years: Have a seat!
The source says that the doctor told Kim that she just has the flu and she needs to stay off of a plane and stay out of a gym. But Kim is obsessed with working out, because she doesn't want her huge ass to look like a bean bag full of curdled pudding. The source said this:
“She started feeling ill on the plane from Paris, and called friends as soon as she landed. She was rushed to her doctor Tuesday night in tears. She thought she was having a miscarriage.
Kim’s not respecting her pregnancy. She’s running around, working out seven days a week. She’s working with two different trainers to control her weight, including Tracy Anderson and a pregnancy trainer. She’s scared that her ass is as big as a couch and is going south, but she is having a very rough pregnancy, and doctors have ordered her to slow down.”
The source went on to say (the source did not go on to say) that Pimp Mama Kris and Kanye weren't in the exam room with her, because only two other people were allowed and those two spots went to the camera people from their reality show. Also, Pimp Mama Kris was too busy making calls to the executives at E! to let them know that they finally have a cliffhanger for the season finale of KUWTK.
In other Kimye news, Kim let out the biggest DUH of DUHs to UsWeekly:
"I dress for my man way more than for myself! [Kanye] likes cool, drapey things. Very casual."
And I guess Kanye's idea of "cool, drapey and casual" is looking like a mafia widow going to her husband's funeral. Case in point: these pictures of Kim and Kanye strolling around Paris on Monday.
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Kanye putting Kim in "cool drapey things" is like a stoner throwing an old blanket over the couch after he spilled bong water on it. Get over yourself bitch. No man pleads for his woman to wear moo moos. He's covering you up.
These two are miserable and don't even know it!!
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Bet its her pathetic attempt to get her divorce settled by claiming the stress is affecting the health of her spawn when in reality she probably just had to take a massive dump ...shameless fame whore
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:11pm.
Something's off, though. He doesn't seem that into Kim, though. Always walking ahead of her, and not putting his hands on her body, like men in love (or men who are excited about a pregnancy do).
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Kanye made a pact with a coven of witches to impregnate Kim with the spawn of Satan. In return they're going to make his next album go triple platinum.
Satan is also the inspiration for the fashions Kim has been wearing.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Yes, she's THAT person. What a dumb hor.
"her unborn Kimye baby" - lol, that goes very well with Wookie-Wookye.
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I will pay you to quit posting stories about this glorified whore - seriously, I've got a checkbook, credit cards and coin collections, and if I still don't have enough to meet your price, I know a guy off of Mission in SanFran who'll loan me $ with 150% interest, but it'll be worth it, man. Just get this bitch and her paid piece out of the headlines -
Reminds me of Tila Tequila's "miscarriage".
What is she doing, going on a plane, going to Paris, going here and there, as if she were working or as if she had something important to do. She's just pimping her own ass, that's all. If she were really pregnant and if she really cared about that baby she would do what is best for it. But no, ho is a selfish bitch.
And Kanye decides on what she wears? This lame brain whore doesn't even have the personality of a small animal.
I despise this bitch but anyway....
I will never believe this heifer is pregnant and I read somewhere that her "baby" is due right around the time that their next trash reality show begins. Fishy as her smelly kunt!!
I don't know anything about these Members Only jackets all of you are speaking of, but that look like dem cheap ass flight jackets everyone in da hood be wearing. Kanye don't stunt like you would ever be caught wearing a $40 jacket, with your cunt ass.
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haha I totally agree bird, that painting is brilliant
The painting. Not the miscarriage. To clarify.
I love this sooooo much. Brilliance!
If this were about anyone else, I'd be moved with pity and concern. But this woman...
The only thing I can think about is how fucking ugly that creature is when she cries. Then I laugh.
That painting. *dead*
Submitted by CindyBman on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459
Prep work for the real announcement.
And I feel truly terrible for typing that, but I doubt I'm the only one who had that thought.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas
I wouldn't wish miscarriage on anyone including my worst enemy - but if this is all a fake PR stunt (like her wedding) I swear I will lead the charge to take this woman down.
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I don't "do" conspiracy theories. BUT, this situation reeks PR. I never thought she "looked" pregnant - I know, no one's the same - but she just looks fat. I've seriously thought her "pregnancy" was going to end in a miscarriage because this was all publicity.
I would never ever wish a miscarriage on anyone -- but you have to wonder; if she's really pregnant that poor, poor child will be F'd up by it's parents from the moment it's born. Instead of putting money away for college, they'll need to be putting money away for extensive psychiatric help.
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Narcissism is nearly impossible to treat, and speaking from personal experience with my mother and sister, it IS heritable. (Fun fact: narcissists can't tolerate even the slightest discomfort). This kid will undoubtably be a narcissist of the nth degree and pretty much nothing can be done about it, not only from the nature aspect of it but from the nurture aspect of it...and don't think you can rely on the nannies that will inevitably raise this kid when the cameras aren't around. First of all, these two chose her/them and second of all, they WILL control her/them. Move by move, second by second. Those nannies won't have a moment's peace or privacy.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Will this rancid cunt ever shut up and go away? Or better yet, drop dead?
ugh I wish these two shit-stained assholes would leave my city forever.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:42pm.
thanks for the answer!
*crosses that theory offa my list and looks up Detective LaToya's retainer fee...*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Her feet definitely don't look pregnant. I sure couldn't have squeezed my pregnant feet into tight, pointy shoes like that.
Not respecting her pregnancy? For YEARS she hasn't been respecting our eyeballs, intelligence or sense of human f-ing decency - why should she change now?
They made a big deal out of the fact she conceived when they were celebrating her birthday. If she conceived on her bday (10/21) that would make get 21 weeks and 4 days today. Not sure when they actually celebrated, and I'm not gonna look it up. I am already embarrassed I googled her birthdate.
Something ain't clean in the milk.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:38pm.
Well, that assumes 2 things:
1. That the Lardassians even know that fact, which they probably don't.
2. That Kanye/PMK don't have a crooked doctor already bribed and ready to lie.
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Those twats look miserable with one another.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:42pm.
one thing i'm wondering is whether kanye is concerned that she is destroying his "fashion" design plans. imo he created designs for her almost kinda in his head before they got together, and now he's seeing that his visions are not coming across on that big ass the way he thought they would. that's one of my speculative thoughts re he might not seem happy about photos -- she always look likes shit in his [shitty] designs. is his stuff sold or does he just design for her?
no foxxxy, she's the only dumbass willing to be seen in public wearing his kootoore
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:57pm.
If she does have a baby, I'll post a pic of me in a swimsuit. Yes, I will. So you can all laugh.
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haha I thought you already did? Isn't one of these lassies you?
http://www.lanephotography.com/newfoundland_swimwear/irish_flag/irish_fl...
That photo/portrait! hahahahahahahaha
Damn, some of y'all really did call it.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:56pm.
I still think it's a food baby...those pains was just gas before she "gives birth" and splatters the john.
The office ladees are looking at me for laffing so hard.
I know. why doesnt she just make one trip to paris with different outfits and then release them over the course of the next few months - or until she squeezes out that kid. Or - maybe had a stand in and the photo shop the head on.
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And if this is real...may she have the WORST hemroids and stretch marks evah!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I kalled a fake miskarriage from the start. She may be "19 weeks" along - anything to make it just under any specific week.
Anyway, lots of women have babies without prenatal care or scans. Yes, they should reprt after 20 weeks but they don't.
This miskarriage is koming. Or a still born - hey, she'll use one of those creepy reborn dolls. I put NOTHING past this family - nothing.
If she does have a baby, I'll post a pic of me in a swimsuit. Yes, I will. So you can all laugh.
(Oh god, please have a baby)
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I still think it's a food baby...those pains was just gas before she "gives birth" and splatters the john.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@hekki -- i agree their body language is almost always off. you're right, something is up there. i have not settled on a firm speculative theory, however ;-)
one thing i'm wondering is whether kanye is concerned that she is destroying his "fashion" design plans. imo he created designs for her almost kinda in his head before they got together, and now he's seeing that his visions are not coming across on that big ass the way he thought they would. that's one of my speculative thoughts re he might not seem happy about photos -- she always look likes shit in his [shitty] designs. is his stuff sold or does he just design for her?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:55pm.
I am your source of Crackie news when MK is busy writing about Kim's *cough*fake*cough* pregnancy..
Thanks! Any civil or criminal case can be settled or pleaded-out till the bitter end or even after. Your leverage just goes up or down depending how things go at trial.
The prosecutor is never going to speak to Linds directly, but it shows how little she thinks of Heller that she wants to try.
The picture looks more like Kourtney than Kim. Just saying.
Maybe Kanye doesn't know? I highly doubt he sees her naked. lol
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Fuck these two cunts!!!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown: "i also don't think kanye would go along w/faking a miscarr. imo kanye is not "evil" like them, he is crazy in the wake of his mom's death."
I don't know Kanye, but I don't think he's evil and calculating like that, either. He has his faults, but yeah.
Something's off, though. He doesn't seem that into Kim, though. Always walking ahead of her, and not putting his hands on her body, like men in love (or men who are excited about a pregnancy do).
I heard on radio that she has already gained 65 pounds. And there are pics comparing her to Kate (royal).
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:58pm.
@ Ophelia's -- oh. my. gawd. that PHOTO!!! you couldda' warned a sista' or something
*evil laugh*........ sowwy ;)
i'm going to fence sit here -- i agree that the Kardashians would be very capable of planning and trying to pull of the fake miscarriage. but i don't think they are smart enough to have researched the whole death certificate requirement and the going to the hospital thing. i can see them thinking they can just pay off their personal rx. but it's not going to work. if she's not pregnant she better find a fat assed single mother who looks just like her STAT
i also don't think kanye would go along w/faking a miscarr. imo kanye is not "evil" like them, he is crazy in the wake of his mom's death. on many levels [even though actions do not always reflect it] i think Kanye is deeply a believer in the "jesus peace" he writes and raps about... i don't think even the Kuntrashians could force kanye into such an evil lie...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Ophelia's -- oh. my. gawd. that PHOTO!!! you couldda' warned a sista' or something, dayum!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Maybe that's why Jay cut off all ties with Koonye, he stole their fake pregnancy scheme!
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Texn, that's interesting. Didn't know that.">
Yep, 20 weeks is usually what most states use for stillbirth versus miscarriage. Any thing 20'weeks or later has to go to a funeral home and has to have a death certificate. Some states use weight only, 500 grams.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:43pm.
I am your source of Crackie news when MK is busy writing about Kim's *cough*fake*cough* pregnancy..
enjoy :)
http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/celebrities/free/20130306lindsay-loh...
When I heard this story on the radio news earlier (MASSIVE eyeroll), they said she was four months so if the 20 week miscarriage certificate thing comes into play, I wouldn't be surprised if they fudge the dates and say Kayne announced *really* early, not at the safe twelve weeks. The whole klan is that kuntish.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:02pm.
*foxxy falls face forward out of chair and gets back up* SHE'S TRYING TO CONVINCE WHO OF WHAT NOW??!!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!! i'm sorry, apparently i just missed reading about the idiotic thing Cousin Vinny did this week. this is why we have you, Ophelia's!!
*side eyes MK...*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:02pm.
@ Ophelias' -- actually Bossy noted the fart blocker {ha!], i just co-signed ;-)
OT/ i'm disappointed Heller didn't do anything idiotic this week. he let us down ;-(
Cousin Vinny? ahaha the casting in the melodrama that is Hohan's life is just too hilarious. I read this morning that he and Cokie McSnorterson are meeting with the prosecutor because she thinks she can convince them that she doesn't have a substance abuse problem, therefore they will take rehab off the table. good luck with that.