Open Post: Hosted By Bonnie Tyler
March 7, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
Eurovision hasn’t even started yet and it’s officially over, because every European country will pull their entries now that the legendary Bonnie Tyler has been chosen to sing the UK’s entry. Bonnie sings a song that sounds like something you’d hear during the end credits of a straight-to-DVD Disney movie and the video looks like a commercial for Estroven. Everything is perfect including Bonnie who looks like a Bride of Chucky pantyhose doll. Get into Bonnie as her face frantically searches for the light, because she knows that her soft L’eggs skin must be clearly be seen by all.
This song = total eclipse of the competition.
via The Telegraph (Thanks, Kim!)
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