Nobody Puts Bieby In A Corner
Well...except for his bodyguard, because dude is obviously picking the Biebs up and putting him in the time out corner. No juice for you, Bieby!
I guess posing topless for the Beliebers was just the medicine Justin Bieber needed, because it looks like he has fully recovered and is back to bringing some hood rat stuff vengeance on the tricks who try to screw with him. TMZ has a hilarious video of the Biebs puffing his tiny chest while trying to beat up a pap in London today. After Justin sashayed out of his hotel, he pushed up against a melodramatic pap while making his way to a van. The pap knew that the easiest way to make a grouchy toddler even grouchier is to egg him on, which is exactly what the pap did.
Justin jumped inside of the van, but he obviously heard the pap shouting shit like, "Fuck off back to America, you little fucking moron," because he jumped out and threatened to take the pap down. The Biebs screamed at the pap, "I'll fucking beat the fuck out of you," before his hot bodyguards picked him up like the 15 pound baby he is and dropped him back in the van.
Just like I do whenever I watch Henery Hawk try to get gangsta on Looney Tunes, I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed while watching Justin Bieber try to fight a bitch. The Biebs is about as threatening as a baby lamb's saliva bubble. The Biebs couldn't even beat the fuck out of my broken Tickle-Me-Elmo doll. If Justin's bodyguards weren't there to hold him back, bro, the pap could've easily handled that situation. When Justin Bieber comes at you, all you have to do is hold your hand against his forehead and roll your eyes as he furiously punches the air.
But his people should've known this was going to happen. Everybody knows how cranky toddlers get when you wake them up from a nap.
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I can't with those awful pants. Does he literally pull them up until they're just below his butt cheeks and think ok,I'm ready to leave the house now?
Submitted by Alien on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:08pm.
Rande: it's the annoying brat who ruins Roger Rabbit's life.
haaaaaaa. I kinda recall Roger--at least the movie with Judge Doom and his magical freeways.
What a whiny brat. Why do his handlers grab a 19 year old like that? lmao
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Rande: it's the annoying brat who ruins Roger Rabbit's life.
Here's a short cartoon starring him, that might make you want to slap him silly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLDtYsxtwXU
Submitted by Alien on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:38pm.
What a cranky infant! I've heard that jet lag could make even the sweetest toddler grumpy.
And MK, if he's a cartoon character, then he's Baby Herman.
LOL. Is that the big baby in Ren & Stimpy?
Also, judging by the state of his pants, he was probably about to get a diaper change and was upset because no baby likes simmering in a dirty diaper!
He must have needed some Desitin for the rash caused by the change of water.
What a cranky infant! I've heard that jet lag could make even the sweetest toddler grumpy.
The Bieb looks like one of those garden trolls but without a beard.
And MK, if he's a cartoon character, then he's Baby Herman. Just perfect.
Lol the way he skulks around...why?!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:30am.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:30am.
From Canada I love Neil Young, Kathleen Edwards, Ellen Paige and that's about it. Bieber HAS to be considered the "shame" of Canada.
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Harrrrump Mani!! What about me, IG & Whammo?
OK, you're also the shames of Canada. Better?
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:30am.
From Canada I love Neil Young, Kathleen Edwards, Ellen Paige and that's about it. Bieber HAS to be considered the "shame" of Canada.
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Harrrrump Mani!! What about me, IG & Whammo?
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Is he still only 5'2"?
From Canada I love Neil Young, Kathleen Edwards, Ellen Paige and that's about it. Bieber HAS to be considered the "shame" of Canada.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Somebody needs a time out.
Inexplicably, Bieby's mother has been celebrated amongst conservative circles because she did *not* have an abortion as a pregnant teen
Pull yer pants up, Canuck.
Why are so many Canadians such bitches?? (Except my peeps from Quebec, who tend to be awesome.) I'm not even talking about the Biebs, I'm talking about all the bitches that get all butt hurt every time anyone makes a joke about Canada.
lol Canadians
He's an ANGRY elf.
Little Justin is so tiny he could blow that big hunky bodyguard standing up - and probably did!
I have an aunt who used to put cough syrup in my cousins bottle to make him sleep through the night. "CPS on line 1" yes I know. But anyway both him and his younger sister grew up to be entitled little brats. They both treat my aunt and uncle like shit and are constantly wrecking their cars. They both have went through at least two cars a piece, plus their parents minimum 3. But every time they wreck a car my aunt and uncle buy em another. Smh. Anyway this makes me wonder if the biebs parents did the same? Medicated at an early age then over indulged to make up for the shitty parenting. I could see either one of those ho's doing this. Smh.
*Crackie is growing up*
I think 1994 was the year it was born? JB is 19 I think.
Why 1994??? Crappy year.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:08am.
Rande... If you see Withy.. Tell her we miss her!
We're not friends except casually on here. Did something happen to her?
Rande... If you see Withy.. Tell her we miss her!
::: goes back to bench..:::
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Every single morning his bodyguards must wake up and say FML! Can you imagine having to protect his spoiled and stupid ass every day?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:58pm.
those two bodyguards should strip off and start making out, gay porn style.
haaaaaaaaaaaa. As a diversion?
Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 11:53pm.
How long til he goes to rehab folks??
Doesn't he have to go through the Dehydration and Exhaustion stages first?
I saw the title and immediately thought "Rock-a-bye Bieby on the tree-top..." But enough about this punk, his bodyguard is hot.
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Look, it's the croucher again! He walks like a fucking Gollum!
Okay, there has got to be Jesus Juice in his bottles and on his Binky!!! How long til he goes to rehab folks??
Plz turn the paps loose and let them pound the sand out of that little baby's back side. Can't stand him.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 10:21pm.
thats the thing, im not, i naturally ooze cray cray.
biebs should be careful what he wishes for.
Shia Lebouf had to learn the hard way VS the fat hairy stumbling guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEYEyNbggiw
thats why Shia goes to the gym now, to buff up so he can take on the fat hairy guy, if he ever saw him again.
Fuck it - just let Droopy Dog loose! I'd love to see him in a street fight with those ridiculous drawers. Pap would put the smack down on that ass.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:04pm.
can you imagine in the van? biebs would all like
"why you hold me back? i would fucked him up! yo. that dude needed a beat down, cant he see dat i work out?!"
bodyguard "sorry sir, we were scared you might beat him to death cuz you are so strong"
Loopy...what you smokin? Can I have some?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Puppy Love on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:26pm.
LMAO @ JB screaming, "What the fuck did you say? I'll beat the fuck outta you!" and then beating...a hasty retreat to the car.
And HELLO THERE to the hot bodyguard in the black t-shirt! He was at the birthday meltdown, too.
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biebs should hire the Wizard of Oz's scary voice device, cuz listening to a whiny balls just dropped bitchy pitch voice screaming "What the fuck did you say? I'll beat the fuck outta you!"
is not very threatening.
yeah that bodyguard has been around for awhile. there is a shirtless pic of him somewhere on the net.
the one in the white t-shirt is not as hot, but id totally pay to watch those two muscles mountains get it on.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 10:07pm.
Dare I ask why he has "1994" on his hat?
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His year of birth I guess as he just turned 19 last week.
I'm ashamed to know that.
Dare I ask why he has "1994" on his hat?
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LMAO @ JB screaming, "What the fuck did you say? I'll beat the fuck outta you!" and then beating...a hasty retreat to the car.
And HELLO THERE to the hot bodyguard in the black t-shirt! He was at the birthday meltdown, too.
He makes me long for the days of Icy Blu and Digital Underground.
That picture is fucking HILARIOUS. Little twinkie man-child having a tantrum with his pants half down & being picked up by a guy twice his size.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
those two bodyguards should strip off and start making out, gay porn style.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:32pm.
and the bodyguards would be pinching the pube hair on their balls to stop themselves from laughing and nod in agreement when justin talks like he is a gangster from the hood.
the video will explain biebs better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrzivK7LJDw
LMAO @ some FB peeps speculating that when he got shoved back into his booster seat he stiffened and did 'the board'. Anyone who's ever tried to bolt a furious, screaming toddler into a car seat is familiar with 'the board'.
ETA: I'm thankful I haven't been familiar with it for some years.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:04pm.
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Loopy,that made me laugh so hard as I can really imagine Beiber doing that.
That has to be one of the funniest pics I've seen in a while!!! Nobody puts bieby in a corner LOLS fucken funny
Anyway, it looks as though that child got into mommy's coke or somethin ..... all the hallmarks of a drug induced meltdown. Things are going off the rails in Bieberville and I want a front row seat with popcorn.
can you imagine in the van? biebs would all like
"why you hold me back? i would fucked him up! yo. that dude needed a beat down, cant he see dat i work out?!"
bodyguard "sorry sir, we were scared you might beat him to death cuz you are so strong"
biebs "yeh you right! ive been working out"
Cant resist...must try songs for Bieby
"Wake Me Up Before I No-No Uh-oh"
"Careless Whimper"
"Like A Vagina"
"Mama Said Fap You Out"
"Turn This Gerber Out"
"Mice Mice Bieby"
"Diaper After Diaper"
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
how the biebers always hires hot bodyguards? he must open up the brochure and says
"ill have this one and this one and....oohh what have we here? what about him?"
"ehh sir he doesnt have much experience, in fact the last person he protected got killed..."
biebs: "yeh but he looks hot, and must have a huge cock, ill take him!"
Anyway... justin, just cuz you go to the gym and lift 5kilograms weight doesn't make you gangster, just because you have 2 fucking hot bodyguards (who can pound me like a piece of veal) doesnt make you gangster.
This is one of the funniest dlisted threads Ive ever read. Right up there near the Gangnam Style Dina.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Just looked back at comments. You horz are killing me!
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