Chris Brown Wants Everyone To Know That He Holds The Deed To Rihanna's Pussy
The Difficult Brown was his usual charming and gracious self on Thursday morning when he grabbed the mic at the Emerson Theater in Hollywood and shat out some smegma-covered words of advice to men on how to treat women. TMZ has the video of the tattooed, shriveled up Gollum on meth instantly making Mel Gibson one of his most devoted disciples by opening up the crusted-over anus hole on his face to spit out this Shakespearean sonnet (via HuffPo):
"Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female ... If you're not an insecure nigga, and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. But you gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this shit up. [sings] Don't make me have to tell you again, that that's my pussy baby! It is mine, baby, babe, mine. Don't make me have to tell you again, that that's my pussy baby. It's mine girl, it's mine girl, it's mine... So you better not give it away.
So every person in this motherfuckin' building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that to her. Cause she might fuck another nigga."
And just like that, Mel Gibson found his new ringtone. What a beautiful song. If they ever make What's Love Got To Do With It The Musical, I'm sure Ike will sing out this love song in the act one finale.
What more is there to say about this haggard crackhead turtle? Everything has already been said. I would say that RiRi should evict Fist Brown from her pussy and change the locks, but she's probably creaming over this. And she's the one who pays the mortgage and maintenance bills on her pussy! I can't, but I never can when it comes The Difficult Brown.
And here's Chris Brown's property letting out her signature goat yodel at the first show on her Diamonds World Tour in Buffalo, New York last night.
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Stupid ho probably thinks he's sooooo romantic. Ugh.
Damn Rhiannas on tour again. Fer sure she's broke.
Looking at that picture and reading his quotes makes it easy to understand why his charm, intelligence and charisma are so overpowering and irresistible to lucky Rihanna and hoards of other girls who would line up for his "attention".
Gentlemen- we have a lot to learn from this fellow.
Now I must excuse myself since i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Eeeesh.
And this is different from Drake singing "as long as my bitches love me"??? or lil Wayne offering to "beat the pussy up like Emmett Till"???
it's just the same ole misogynistic hip hop fuckery and coonery....nothing new here.
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"Oh, let me see if there's any fucks stuck under
my nails. Nope. Fresh out of fucks."
gag. he's starting to make Lil Wayne look attractive
It seems Rihanna is always on tour. That must be exhausting.
I'm going to try to see her when she comes to the Barclay in NY.
Give that horse toothed punk some apples
This is really bad. Don't make me have to tell you again? Rihanna should try to get away from CB as fast as her hooves can run.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
These two deserve each other, and will continue to deserve each other when they end up living in a trailer park in a few years. Nasty nasty couple.
dis gust ing
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK on Michelle Duggar
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It's all fun and games until somebody dies
I just can't with people who think they own the person they're with.
Young guy tryna figure out love and women...painful to watch really
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Run RiRi Run
Wow! Kinda early in the day to be that high.
I can just hear him saying this in his brain-damaged troglodyte-ese.
They are both gross and stupid and perfect for each other.
"Submitted by mike on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:26pm.
They deserve one another. I won't feel an iota of sadness when the eventual murder-suicide takes place.
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THIS!"
Even though Fist and RiRi don't realize it yet, they are in competition for a Darwin Award. Trust!
Why do I think that Chris is a tyrant towards her behind closed doors? I mean, he just comes off like it. But if they're happy, it ain't nobuddy bidnis.
That lil' boy gotz no teefs! WTH did his momma do to him??
And check those nails! Is that fungus?!?!?! Nail fungus?!?!? Ick! Nast! Get that ish far, far away from my naughty bits!! Far away!!
She acts all tough and liberated and yet she lets this boy talk shit like that and keeps fucking him anyway.
He is grotesque.
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 6:31pm.
With all his money, you'd think he'd fix his brokedown teefs.
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Those teefs prove the theory of evolution...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Um...so all one has to say is "that's my pussy (or dick)" and your S.O won't cheat? Wow, Chris Brown, you should write a book called "What Secure Niggas and Niggaresses Say To Keep They Pussies and Dicks Secure".
I know both Rhi Rhi and Difficult Brown are young but god damn - these two say the dumbest shit in interviews eva! Don't they have publicists or something?
He is repulsive. I cannot wrap my head around all the women, primarily Black, who stood up for him when people kept bring up the beating. Is THIS what they find attractive in a man?
I blame Rihanna's father and Chris's mother.
Tell me this horse doesn't bear a striking resemblance to Brown. Breath probably smells the same. Hahaha.
http://petcaregt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/horse_teeth.jpg
With all his money, you'd think he'd fix his brokedown teefs.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Cowjam on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:47pm.
OK guys, it's time to play "fuck, marry , kill".
You will have 10 seconds:
1. Chris Brown
2. Justin Bieber
3. BlowHan
GO!
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fuck- Blowhole cuz I bet bitch is A FREAK IN BED
kill- Chris Brown cuz O.J. jr. must die for the sins of his father.
marry- Justin Bieber cuz Mama Tiger can just put a weed flavored binky in his gob hole, put him in his play pen and ignore his annoying ass 'til the divorce is final.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dude has chimpanzee teefs.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wow. Just wow.
ETA:
If you're not an insecure nigga, and you let her have fun with her friends....
REALLY?!?!?!
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
Joe Shmoe: Walnut veneers! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! *dies*
And I'm going to join in the gagging with everyone else. U-G-L-Y, Fist ain't got no alibi.
FESS UP: Who has eaten at Cici's Pizza? Be honest and regale me with graphic accounts of how disgusting it was.
*sorry, there's no OP and no one cares about this dentured gremlin*
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Are they officially the broke down version of Bobby and Whitney? Ike and Tina? I mean all of those people with the exception of Bobby Brown are far more talented than these turds, and even I can jam to My Prerogative once in a while.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
What a fool! In fact look up fool in websters and there's a picture of his ugly mug staring back at you!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
gags
This dude is straight up vile and the women who say "it's sexy when my guy says this" make me gag.
ETA: to properly capture the stupidity.
Is it me, or does she look a little different? Please don't let this girl be pregnant.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:22pm.
Agreed. Murder-suicide means you have some remorse or something, and this turd doesn't know what that means.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
his douchebag teefs beez being neee-asty!
When you have low self-esteem and daddy issues, this is the kind of garbage you attract and try to desperately keep. So sad.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:16pm
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How about Kill Kill Kill
he is the biggest piece of shit in the world and she is a fucking talentless idiot.
lame p.o.s. version if ike turner
That "grill" makes him look like a ghetto Bugs Bunny.
Ghetto Bugs Bunny!!! *dead*
"Natty Ice makes your brains smart." - Michael K
man thats one ugly dude. hideous to be sure.
Submitted by what do i know on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:29pm.
Rhianna doesn't have much going on right now and she's hanging ouit with this bum.
But once she gets a hit song on the air or starts touring again and gets major exposure, you can be sure she will run her mouth again instead of putting out pics of herself.
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Didn't she just start a tour? I'm a little confused by the rest of your post.
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Rhianna doesn't have much going on right now and she's hanging ouit with this bum.
But once she gets a hit song on the air or starts touring again and gets major exposure, you can be sure she will run her mouth again instead of putting out pics of herself.
She will give her bum boyfriend attitude and that will be when she will receive beating number two from this asshole punk.
Bet on it.
Is this suposed to be flattering? If my man talked about me like that, I would punch his lights out. Of course, I would have to get a ladder first.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
he's nauseating