Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sebastian Böhm, hair artiste, German unicorn, purveyor of glamour and the owner of a pair of exquisitely drawn eyebrows that are the reason why the executives at Sharpie get out of their beds in the morning.

One day I was browsing through a photo agency's database and my mouse immediately put on its brakes and a lump of liquid glitter filled my throat when I saw pictures of this perfectly crafted beacon of glamour. I don't know much about Sebastian Böhm. The only thing I know is that when I say his name out loud, a unicorn's anus starts to twitch and I also know that he's the one who sculpted Bill Kaulitz's mane into the work of art it is today. But I really don't need to know much about Sebastian Böhm, because his beauty speaks for itself.

Perfection is made when you mix together a dozen skid marks from a MAC bronzer stick, a drop of sweat from Christopher "Kid" Reid's afro brick, a rhinestone-encrusted dandruff ball from Jedward and the potent essence of Harald Gloockler.

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by GajaStar on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 8:25pm.

I admin a Tokio Hotel forum (yes, yes, I shall pause for scorn) and one day a couple months ago we got a new member who went around posting a bunch of bullshit threads that I had to go through and lock for being pointless. Said member then PMed me asking why the threads were locked, and I told them why, and they proceeded to PM me back screaming about how they HATED Bill and how they had GIVEN the band that name and they TOTALLY WEREN'T Sebastian Bohm, he was some OTHER Sebastian that was totally different.

I'd never mentioned Sebastian Bohm in any way, shape, or form, so it seemed like a really odd, really 'protesting a little too hard' sort of thing to say. Very weird.

Submitted by silvarga on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 1:22pm.

I used to see people in my burg with HAIR and FACE like this all the time from 2005-2010. Looking at his face makes me realize how happy I am that that Maximalism Glam style is OVER in the US, and that we've finally moved on to pseudo-ESPRIT looks from 1990. That shit was so EXTRA. Everything looking like an damn infection.

Submitted by lislop on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 10:39am.

Screams high maintenance AND I have issues.

Submitted by popcorn on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 9:45am.

he shoulda been in hunger games

Submitted by Gingah on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:51am.

I especially like the one where the fur on his fingerless gloves matches the muff on his face. There's so much vagina going on there all he needs is a junior miss tampon to complete the ensemble

Perfection!

Submitted by Cupcake_Queen on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:42pm.

He. Is. Byooooteeful.

Submitted by Invitoalcielo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:11pm.

Anybody else starting to think that Germany is The Capitol of Panem?

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 9:15pm.

He prolly is not the only German unicorn. Try Berlin.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 9:07pm.

BONKERS. People who spend that much time and focus on their appearance fascinate me.

Green Tea Latte, fanks for the heads-up! I voted bitches!

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:39pm.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:34pm.

Klaus Nomi FAIL.

In the main pic he looks a bit (in the face) like Bebe Neuwirth.
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You nailed it Mikey. Nomi is everything these german unicorns aspire to be, and they'll never ever reach his status.

That said, I've played through enough Final Fantasy games to be impressed by this level of fabulousness.

Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 6:33pm.

My brain can't with this today...

Submitted by Chewbaccalaureate on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 6:21pm.

#6. I can't. Too much charisma for one mall.

Submitted by contrario on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 5:11pm.

Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:10pm.
Bill Kaulitz, Harald Glööckler, Micaela Schäfer and now this guy. As a German I feel soooooo ashamed of what the world thinks of my country.

Don't worry... Angela Merkel compensates for them...

Submitted by Saix on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 5:02pm.

Him again. Living off the fact he invented the Bill Kaulitz hair.

Submitted by TheJackson4 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:52pm.

When the zombie apocalypse comes, this guy doesn't stand a chance.

Submitted by Mento on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:52pm.

He's so dramatic and flamboyant he makes me want to just set my hair on fire!

Submitted by ThreeWolf4Life on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:39pm.

I voted! I really hope DListed wins!

He is giving me a face full of FACE!

Submitted by Fronika on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:15pm.

Kill it with fire!

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Submitted by Chris Knight on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:13pm.

creepy and wrong to be honest. when ure trying too hard, ure doomed. i really feel sorry for him

Submitted by gossipfan on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:01pm.

This marvelous bitch looks like a ghey goat!

Submitted by Parablesower on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:43pm.

I until I saw the Diamond Beard, I thought it was an ANTM story. So much pretty in one picture!!

Submitted by Chewbaccalaureate on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:25pm.

Jesus HC, it's Kelly Ripa with a beard.

Submitted by Uptown James on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:15pm.

He looks like he would work at the macys cosmetics counter and be really pissy if I brought my socks & underwear purchases over to ring up, since no one ever works those departments.
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Submitted by jalynne on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:09pm.

in little pic #8 he looks like MIley from the nose up. Or, is she stealing his looks.

Submitted by juiceinla on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:05pm.

Oh this seksi beast makes me miss Hair Battle Spectacular. haute!

-LA Juice, because "OJ" was taken.

Submitted by Cake666 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:53pm.

Germany always has the best queers.

"HOdor"

Submitted by jelliebean on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:52pm.

Ditto Helma, and he has gorgeous skin and eyes!

Submitted by heima on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:49pm.

I HATE when men look more feminine than me and have better legs than mine.
If it wasn't for the hideous make up+beard combo, his style would almost be interesting and not revolting.
He's beautiful, though.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:39pm.

I just found my other half!! exclaimed Papa Joe Simpson!

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Submitted by sonne on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:28pm.

Lol, Hekki, how could I forget the japanese? They win in the world competition while the germans will have to be satisfied with dominating europe.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:21pm.

Submitted by sonne: "Nobody does freak (in the best way) like the germans, lol."

The Japanese come pretty close...

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:21pm.

Basic bitch does glamor wrong.
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Submitted by Ruby Jackson on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:21pm.

It's only March, but I now have my Halloween makeup picked out.

Submitted by anonymous7643 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:19pm.

top picture = i thought katy perry got a makeover

Submitted by Mrs_Newandyke on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:19pm.

Pretty sure they already cast Katniss' makeup and hair prep team, dude.

Submitted by boredashell on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:18pm.

Nanners:

Entschuldige meine Schoenheit (Deutsche D-listers: ist dass richtig?)

Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:15pm.

Someones gotta keep MAC in business...Werk it Gurl!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:12pm.

Fierce and Gorgeous! And thanks for pointing us to the photo of Bill Kaulitz again MK. *unicorn anus twitches* lol

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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:10pm.

Bill Kaulitz, Harald Glööckler, Micaela Schäfer and now this guy. As a German I feel soooooo ashamed of what the world thinks of my country.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:09pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:51pm.
So, is he gay or

Just flamboyant?

Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:05pm.

Someone translate "excuse my beauty" into German STAT!

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:59pm.

Looks like bill kaulitz has competition

Submitted by babybunny on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:59pm.

Today must be menz with too much makeup on day

Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:53pm.

Had to look at his Facebook photos. He has a group of friends who actually would be really attractive if they stopped wearing make-up and went to the gym. But Germans will be Germans.

Submitted by richardsimmons on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:52pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:51pm.
Germany is truly a land of stunning jewels!!!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:51pm.

So, is he gay or

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:51pm.

Germany is truly a land of stunning jewels!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.