Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 9, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Sebastian Böhm, hair artiste, German unicorn, purveyor of glamour and the owner of a pair of exquisitely drawn eyebrows that are the reason why the executives at Sharpie get out of their beds in the morning.

One day I was browsing through a photo agency’s database and my mouse immediately put on its brakes and a lump of liquid glitter filled my throat when I saw pictures of this perfectly crafted beacon of glamour. I don’t know much about Sebastian Böhm. The only thing I know is that when I say his name out loud, a unicorn’s anus starts to twitch and I also know that he’s the one who sculpted Bill Kaulitz’s mane into the work of art it is today. But I really don’t need to know much about Sebastian Böhm, because his beauty speaks for itself.

Perfection is made when you mix together a dozen skid marks from a MAC bronzer stick, a drop of sweat from Christopher “Kid” Reid’s afro brick, a rhinestone-encrusted dandruff ball from Jedward and the potent essence of Harald Gloockler.

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