Tuesday, March 12th 2013
Courtney Stodden Explains Courtney Stodden
Here's Courtney Stodden telling everyone everything they need to know about Courtney Stodden while teaching the children how to get famous in one simple step. Wow is right.
Source: dqdbpb via College Humor & Buzzfeed
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The Daily Mail recently ran a video of this...creature...doing a *coughmonologuecough* as an alter ego half sister. Truly insane. I think she makes Amanda Bynes look positively mentally fit as a sage in comparison.
She is the one that I find most disturbing. In all ways. And her mother?!?!?! And her husband!?!?!?!?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Haha. Those little girls are like "Eeewwwww!! Get the fuck awaaay from us you old man marrying whorebag!!!!!"
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Hahahahaa!! the fuck!? feeling second hand embarrassment is the worst ok I would freakin DIE
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Said it before, I'll say it again, this chick is at least 30 and not fucking that gay husband
That is all
Waste side.
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"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" MK
Does her advise work in reverse?
A 16 yr old boy marrying a 52 yr old seahag?
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
At least she's honest. She's obviously a few cookies short but I still like her more than any housewife, Kardashian or any other reality hound.
"Wow," is right. Pathetic, even righter.
Someone think of the children! Call CPS or the ASPCA or something. Don't lizards carry germs!?!?!?!111
What is this shit? is she playing "celebrity" with her friends? aren't those girls a bit too young to be reporters?
LmaOooo at the unimpressed WOW at the end.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
<"Submitted by BlueOrchid on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 11:52pm.">
My. The White Oprah wanna-be. And like White O, put a microphone in her face and she'll stay for hours. Even with 2 girls playing dress up.
my big break?
um I can shove a whole fist in my mouth.
and i made out and married a gross washed up has been guy, i forgot his name.
No, dear she is not a victim of her beauty. She is a victim of some of the poorest parenting we've ever seen. And the attention she gets is usually not the good kind. She can be beautiful without being trashy, but chooses not to. That is not victimization, just terrible judgement.
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Wow.
Yet, she seems kind of less lizardy here. Her mouth movements look relatively normal. Maybe she's no longer on whatever weird sedatives or whatever the hell it was she was doing before?
Also, terrible hair aside, Momager is actually quite pretty. I was expecting something entirely different.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 10:16pm.
And is it just me or is the bra stuffing growing absurdly bigger each time we see her? She has like a couple of Obus forme supports in there, lol
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I was thinking the same thing. Those things keep getting bigger and more oddly placed. If she's so obsessed with big titties why doesn't she buy some bolt ons like the rest of the hos?
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"I don't know anything about this Justin the beaver" - Miss Kay from Duck Dynasty
Those cheekbone implants look like two half ping pong balls got inserted.Not even gonna hazard a guess as to the thinking behind that.Sad.
...wish Kim Kardashian could simply say that she got famous from a household sex tape.
Lame as I heard it was, that's it, that's all.
but yes, it's wishful thinking. Her talent and smarts got her to where she is. all despite not knowing how to dance,act,sing,play sports or even possess a naturally high IQ.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Why did they unleash her to play with the children? Sure, those girls are her age and all, but still!
.... nevermind..... I had just devoted/posted an entire analysis on Courtmey Stodden.
Dear Courtney,
Please fuck off.
Thanks,
The World
Yep, Giving America the reputstion they deserve.
Why hasn't this bitch choked on old cock yet?
I found another interview from the same night (I think) with Courtney's mother. Delusion at its finest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx6Fxy-uSRY
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 11:14pm.
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Bigbendy, you are right those girl interviewers ARE NOT impressed. Looks like they are upset that no one else would talk to them.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She stumbled over the math. That could be because she's nervous, she's dumb, or she's lying about the math.
Perhaps it is wishful thinking on my part, but the interviewers don't seem impressed.
It's so odd. She thinks she's so much more worldly than the girls interviewing her (like most high school seniors feel about eighth graders) but they're probably no more than five years apart.
Well...you can look at it as a free PSA as what NOT to do, and those poor kids! I'll bet they ran for the nearest toilet to barf in it!
Submitted by panhandler on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 10:38pm.
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She could have said, her big break was showing stuffed boobage shortly after the wedding, that got her 100K+ twitter fans or whatever number on YT. Or making deranged lizard faces, that got her mentioned on the DL like a superstah (should have been first on the list), but no. She says her breakthrough was her 52 yo husband. That's why she can't be great. lol Kinda dim not to realize she's the famous one. Low to no self-esteem. I agree she's harmless though.
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She is brain dead, she is just a moron! Her 15 mins are up and she just keeps trying to stay in the limelight
Please God- don't let my 13 year old see this video!
Can't repair the dead brain cells afterward!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Is this chick still on tv or is she trying to get back on tv?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I dunno I kinda like something about her. I guess it's more just feeling sorry for her being so young and taken advantage of by her parents and husband.
At least she can laugh at herself.
Cannot and will not give this girl my attention by listening to her speak.
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Well, you can walk out on me tonight
If you think that it ain't feeling right
But darling, there's ain't no getting over me
Getting "Airplane" vibes. It was cut off before
"Wow! Wait 'till I tell my black man that!"
louise_brooks - YES!
The sickest thing (I'll probably get slack for this I know, because I mean in reality she really is a victim), is that she appears to be a molester of herself! She is sexually exploiting herself. I find her sick on so many levels.
She's self-aware at least. Love how she looks around and pauses at the end to give the others time to *GASP* and gather themselves! hahaha And is it just me or is the bra stuffing growing absurdly bigger each time we see her? She has like a couple of Obus forme supports in there, lol
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You can just hear the love for her "husband" in that clip.
I don't know what to make of the chick, is she crazy or crazy like a dumb fox? I mean if it's fame and celebrity she seeks she's getting it. She doesn't cares how she gets it as long as she does so to that end she's getting what she wants I guess
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Dear young girls everywhere, stay in school or end up like this shitty whore.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She shouldn't be around children.
"Stop trying to make Courtney happen, MK! It's not going to happen!"
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms
Something we can all aspire to. Reach for the stars, kids!
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You gotta be fresh!
Why would anyone waste 10 seconds on this taffy whore?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Deep.