What Rush Limaugh Thinks Beyonce's "Bow Down" Is About
I'm sure that when you first heard Beyonce's new humble anthem "Bow Down/I Been On," the first thing you asked yourself was, "What does Rush Limbaugh think about this?" Or you might've asked yourself, "What does a shit stain on a piece of rest stop toilet paper think about this?" Same thing, really. Well, Rush Limbaugh never disappoints and the human Whoopee cushion of lukewarm farts expressed his thoughts about Beyonce's new song on his radio show the other day. But before we get to that mess...
One of the lyrics in Beyonce's ear-killing song goes:
I took some time to live my life
But don’t think I’m just his little wife
Don’t get it twisted, get it twisted
This my shit, bow down bitches
So basically, King B is telling us that she's back and we all need to get on our knees and blah blah blah blah... Well, Rush, who is always trollin', thinks that now that Beyonce has married a rich dude, she's gone against her female empowerment beliefs and is all about bowing down to her husband now. via Billboard:
"Beyoncé used to be the lead for a three-girl group called Destiny's Child. And their songs were attempts to inspire young women not to take any grief from men. Essentially don't take any grief. Don't let these guys walk all over you. Don't do this, don't do that, just walk away. You don't need to put up with that. She's done a 180. Beyonce, now having been married, having been impregnated and given birth to Blue Ivy, she's going out on a new tour. And they may as well call it the 'Bow Down B-I-ITCH Tour.' She's got a new song, 'Bow down, bitches,' a total 180. Beyoncé's now saying, 'go ahead and put up with it.' And you know why? I'll tell you why. She married the rich guy. She's even calling herself Mrs. Carter on the tour. She has shelved Beyonce. She's gonna call herself Mrs. Carter on the Bow Down Bitches Tour. That's the title of the single that's fronting the tour. And the advice to these women is put up with it. Bow down, b-i-itches. Because why? She got married. She married the rich guy. She now understands that it's worth it to bow down."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Rush Limbaugh should give his analysis on every new song that comes out. Oxycontin has co-produced some batshit crazy thoughts, but this thought sits at the top of the list.
And here's Beyonce in a new ad for H&M, which is sponsoring her Mrs. Carter World Tour. Whatever, I'm sure Solange's ads for Filene's Basement will be way hotter than this shit.