Damn, Dat Ass
I don't know where I've been, because I have never noticed David Beckham's beautiful bubble bottom butt before. It's glorious. Is he wearing push-up panties, because his ass is so high that it looks like it's worshiping God. No wonder Becks' former stalker Tommy Girl wanted to surgically attach his tongue to Becks' anus lips. He wanted to wake up in dat ass for the rest of his days and I can't blame him. I want to lay my head on that ass. I want to eat Thin Mints off that ass. I want to miniaturize myself and jump on it like I'm in a Sleepy's commercial. I want to stay miniaturized and twirl around on his butt cheeks while singing, "the hiiiiiiiiiills are alive."
Screw that football shit, with nalgas like that, he should be the captain of the Twerk Team. It's a damn shame that Posh Beckham won't munch on his ass, because she thinks butt has too many calories in it. When he wiggles it and convinces her to lick it, she probably pours a little Sensa on it before she eats. How dreadful and a waste of some good Honey Baked ham ass.
Here's pictures of Becks' nearly busting the back seams of his pants at a stadium in Bejing yesterday and also pictures of him signing autographs at an event for his H&M bodywear line in Berlin.
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He's REALLLY arching his back here too lolol
My fiance's ass looks just like that, I find it quite distracting which he thinks is hilarious :P
Hahah Twerk Team!!
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I'm proud of how many times black guys have come up and told me things like "damn, that is not a white boys ass" haha
Hang on- I've been a football fan for a long time & I never noticed his peachy bum. Where the frig did that sprout from??
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"He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup." Noel Gallagher on his brother Liam.
Um, I'm with loopygorilla. I have inspected his ass in pictures over the years and it has never looked looked this phenomenal. Whatever is in there I need some of it.
I still think Rob K had the badunkadunk title pre-fatness.
Any desire I had for this man was killed the day I heard him speak. He has a girly voice and he whines about stupid shit.
um thats butt lifting technology.
clearly i need to show you dlisters what butt padding for men looks like.
ive seen him in his underwear, its flat as a board.
and also those are 150s thread fine wool grades, and you get that stretch. ive got similar pairs and my ass looks fab in them.
Crying from laughter at this post. I'm with MK on this. DAT AZZZZ
can he make it clap, though?
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God don't like ugly.
That's my new homepage.
THAT SHIT JUST MADE ME YELL GLEEFULLY WHILE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY MAN (thank God the laptop is faced away from him!)!!!!!
y'all trying to get a bitch fired!
i was slapping hands together like one of those toy cymbal monkeys.
tee-hee :-D
Enter: "DA-Y-UUUUUUMMM!!!"
Exit: "The part of my mind that EVUH criticized him for cheating."
I mean, seriously, how could he NOT?!
*fans self*
*breathes hard*
I'd eat filet mignon offa dat azz, and I'm a vegetarian!!!
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Big girls need big diamonds--Elizabeth Taylor
DAMN
So HOTTTT! I can't deal with men whose voices are higher than mine, but as long as he doesn't talk much it, I'd hit it.
But I wonder, does he use his natural voice in interviews or does he try to make it deeper? I mean, surely he is aware that he sounds less than masculine and has tried to sound manlier?
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He looks like he needs to be slapped...hard. Gawd he is purty!
My guy used to have a similar butt. He lost a TON of weight, and now he is a little skinny. I do not criticize him, I only praise him. I do not want to hurt his feelings in any way.
I do sometimes miss his bubble butt...it was adorable.
Never really liked David Beckham. The voice really is high...it's just odd. He does not seem like he has much of a personality.
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 3:02pm.
Great bod or not, I just can't with him. It would be over the second he opened his mouth to let out that Minnie Mouse voice or show those jacked up teeth.
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never heard of a ball gag? ;)
I think my avie aptly sums up my feelings right now lol
and i dunno what i like more, DAT ASS or how hes obviously, unashamedly WERKING it. you go David!
I don't mind his voice, I'm too busy wondering about his junk anyway. Whoever said Ed Burns has a worse voice is right. It's like he gargles with rusty nails! Kills my ladyboner every time.
*licks phone*
Our tongue has a boner!
NOMZ ON THAT ASS.
THIS DONK IS SLURPALICIOUS.
I love all of the (faked?) Beckham nudes online.
I WOULD, EVEN THOUGH IT'S IN TACT. Sucky likes the foreskinz. Me notsomuch.
WOOP WOOP pull over dat ass is too phat
nah not really but that song did just pop into my head :D
Man, that ass is perkier than mine. And I work out my ass at the gym everyday.
He's sooooo hot, I'd bite that ass right off.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
My Husband has a butt like that because hes was an athlete and he had to run all the damn time with a football or some crap. It made his butt muscles really strong.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:38pm.
Oh, Lord Jesus. I just want to knead it!
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That's great. Maybe someday I'll have an excuse to reuse that quote.
His teeth don't really bother me. I guess for me there's a gradient of attractive-tolerable-unattractive when it comes to the straightness of teeth.
He does indeed have a nice butt. I could probably "deal" with his voice, but I'd imagine it would be especially nice if he had a sexy one.
I'm weird about men's shapes and lower extremities. On the more obvious end, if a dude has a bell shape... eh, no. But I'm also not into really scrawny or football-player-thick legs. Or legs/arms that are thick at the top and taper evenly down to the ankle/wrist. I can't really think of any celebrity examples of that one, so it's hard to explain
Great bod or not, I just can't with him. It would be over the second he opened his mouth to let out that Minnie Mouse voice or show those jacked up teeth.
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I don't find him attractive, but that's a nice ass!
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Haha! Never saw the attraction and he is rather scrawny, but yeh that bum is kinda hawt here!!
That's heavy barbell lunges kind of ass.
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 2:22pm.
I see Beck's beautiful butt and raise you my avie!
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I have admired that avie for years...
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"Buy a vibrator bitch, drink wine and stay home." - Craigypants 1/22/2013
Submitted by bridgjones on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 2:17pm.
OMG We must be married to the same man. He did swing at me once! He was sick, napping on the couch and having a nightmare. I woke him up because he was flailing around so much. He took a swing at me! Since he was sick and still waking up, it was a very slow motion kind of thing, so I just backed up. Mid swing he realized I was not whatever was chasing him in his dream and looked sort of horrified at what he was doing. I couldn't even take him seriously and just laughed. He apologized over and over.
I see Beck's beautiful butt and raise you my avie!
Oooookkkk those pants are as tight as leggings. It's a nice ass and all but no need to be obvious about it...
He's hot, but he can't make me warm down there because I need some brains with the body. He's just fun to look at.
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"Buy a vibrator bitch, drink wine and stay home." - Craigypants 1/22/2013
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:52pm.
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That's funny! Just the other night Mr. Jones was tapping my leg with his foot and then BAM! After chewing his ass out, he said he was dreaming that he was playing soccer. I said: "Well, you scored a goal!" It is not the first time he has been animated in his sleep. Here's to hoping he never punches anyone in his sleep. I've been elbowed in the ribs too. UGH.
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"Buy a vibrator bitch, drink wine and stay home." - Craigypants 1/22/2013
mmmmmmm Becks you sexy mutha.. yeah I would
That's a buttah butt if I ever saw one! Yum, lemme bite that peach...
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 2:05pm.
lol, no, no ATM. ba-buttons always returns the favour though...
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Well that's mighty gentlemanly of you ba-buttons. Just make sure she wipes from front to back before you proceed to tongue punch her dookieshoot.
http://youtu.be/62WPO2nZE7c?t=1m26s
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
What is it with Brits and their teeth? Even the rich ones fail to do anything about their messed up grill. There's nothing worse than a corn cob mouth. Yuck.
Oh. My. Yes. While not a sports afficinado, I am a long time admirer of THIS PHYSICAL FORM from his underwears advertisments....they were purty. LOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:47pm.
THINGS THAT WILL GO INTO BA-BUTTONS ARSE:
- sweet, soft, wet, pink lady tongue
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Yup...
By the way, you didn't go ass to mouth did you???
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lol, no, no ATM. ba-buttons always returns the favour though...
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
upon first glance I swore this was Ricky Gervais. Im over this dude. bring on the new.
I am a lady who enjoys a nice butt on a man. I have to say...damn that butt is a very fine butt!
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Submitted by bridgjones on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:45pm.
Mr. Brooks and I slap each other on the ass constantly. No one is safe when they bend over. The only time either of us complain is when the other person misses and sort hits the hip bone. That kinda hurts.
One time I woke up in the middle of the night because he was slowly rubbing my ass. After I was coherent I said, "What the hell?" and he slowly pulled his hand away. The next morning I said, "What were you doing rubbing my ass at 3 AM?" He started laughing and he genuinely had no memory of it. Now it's a running joke.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:49pm.
Pretty sure buttons just went there. LOL.
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*Sigh* Yup...LMAO!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:47pm.
THINGS THAT WILL GO INTO BA-BUTTONS ARSE:
- sweet, soft, wet, pink lady tongue
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Yup...
By the way, you didn't go ass to mouth did you???
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:49pm.
Pretty sure buttons just went there. LOL.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
You ladies(HA-HA) are getting frighteningly close in to taking this thread in to Rim Job territory...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:18pm.
LOL!! Playmate #1 bit me on the ass just last night!! Hard!!!
Now I've got a big purple bruise and am shifting my arse in my chair every ten minutes.
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But you're enjoying the memory, aren't you
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Yeah, a bit, she's just a kid (22, ba-buttons is 40) so the freaky Olympics sex comes with a barely comprehensible "OMGWTFLMFAO" vocabulary.
But I gave her a big hickey on her inner thigh when I went down on her so were kind of even.
THINGS THAT WILL GO INTO BA-BUTTONS ARSE:
- sweet, soft, wet, pink lady tongue
THINGS THAT WILL NEVER GO INTO BA-BUTTONS ARSE:
- every fucking thing else
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!