Afternoon Crumbs
For once, I’m going to thank Brit Brit for decorating her feet with the official footwear of Hell, because those UGGs are distracting me from her possible camel toe situation – Just Jared
In case you want to fill your ear holes with a few bars of Beyonce’s cover of “Back to Black” – Lainey Gossip
EJ Johnson can protect himself by beating a trick with his pocket book, but Magic Johnson has his back just in case – Towleroad
And here’s Heidi Klum’s uncensored life-saving nip – The Superficial
Ryan Gosling’s new movie just looks like Drive in Bangkok, but I’d still let him drag me around by my mouth – Jezebel
Ivanka Trump is working working working working working always working – Celebitchy
Mimi needs to visit the Gay Mermtailor of Florida if she really wants to be a magical mermaid – Drunken Stepfather
Today’s Jill Martin is in a two piece and in his office at 30 Rock, Matt Lauer just shut the door and grabbed the lotion – Hollywood Tuna
I wish Mrs. Roper was still alive today so she could show that trick MiserAlba how to really wear that caftan – Popoholic
Oh, Matthew Lillard, you have to take off John Stamos’ clothes before you try to suck off his nipple knob – The Berry
Thank every God for pixelated bars – ICYDK
Another day, another Real Housewives of New Jersey brawl – Reality Tea
If that really is Sisquo’s peen, then Sisquo’s peen has been through some serious shit – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Rob Kartrashian and Pimp Mama Kris look like fools, but what else is new? – Moe Jackson
RPattz duckfaces it in Los Feliz while holding hands with KStew – Popsugar
Is this Jay Leno’s recreation of the Kim Kardashian sex tape? – SOW
Taylor Swift goes shopping for groceries, manages not to catch herself a new boyfriend while doing so – I’m Not Obsessed
What do you expect with a name like Daddy Yankee? – Queerty