Open Post: Hosted By Joey Lawrence’s Bicep

April 30, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Even Bob Barker is impressed.

Joey Lawrence dressed up like a dandy busboy at an Easter-themed gay restaurant to talk to Maria Menounos on Extra at The Grove in L.A. yesterday. Joey is currently a host on the floating turd in a pool called Splash and there’s only two reasons to watch that mess.

1. You will do anal kegel exercises as you clench your culito while watching has-beens and never-wases almost break their back bones when they hit the water.

3. Joey Lawrence’s beautiful beaver butt hair. Joey Lawrence is a brave bitch, because you know that if one drop of pool water splashed on his head, his spray-on hair would melt and drip down his face.

But I’m guessing that’s why his orange hair matches his orange skin. Because if his spray-on hair does melt, all he has to do is smear it all over his face, add a little blush to his cheeks and he’s good to go again. Joey Lawrence is a beauty genius.

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