Courtney Stodden Made A Sex Tape

While some “stars” are posing on the Cannes red carpet in $10,000 designer gowns and hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of Chopard something-other-than-Chopard jooree, the true star of Hollywood posed in the doorway of a builder grade red bathroom while wearing exquisite lucite heels, the finest gown from Windsor Fashions and a stuffed animal stole. You can always count on Courtney Stodden to remind us how a real classy jewel of Hollywood does it.

Believe it or not, posing in the doorway of a bathroom in West Hollywood isn’t the sexiest thing Courtney has done lately. The porn iguana tells E! that Backdoor Farrah isn’t the only talentless, plastic fame whore who has spread her Arby’s roast beef special in front of a camera. Courtney says that she made a solo sex tape and she plans to keep it private, which is why she’s talking about it to E!.

The tape, Stodden tells us at the Shekhar Rahate fashion show in Los Angeles Thursday, is “not out in the media” nor is it on her computer, and she advises wannabe hackers not to get their hopes up.

“Hackers, don’t even go there cause you’ll find nothing,” Doug Hutchison’s wife tells us about poking around her computer.
As for what’s on the tape, it’s “just me,” she claims, adding that it wasn’t shot too long ago. “I turned 18 in August, so you do the math.”

The buxom blonde declined to give any more details—”I don’t want to put any images in people’s mind; I’m gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want”—but insisted she has no plans to release it.
“No, this is personal,” she says.

Courtney has truly underestimated the hackers, because I have EXCLUSIVO footage from her solo sex tape:

I know, it was wrong of me to post that. My apologies to the iguana in the solo sex tape above for comparing him to Courtney Stodden. No iguana deserves that.

And here’s Courtney putting the “old” and “ho” in old Hollywood during her bathroom doorway photo shoot last night. A slow clap for the mortician at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery for doing their best work on Courtney’s face.