JLo’s Camel Toe Ruined The Innocence Of British Children

When I look at that picture, I barely notice JLo’s crotch (“ME TOO, GURL!” – Casper Smart) and instead I’m staring at the two Pitbull look-alikes who are gnawing on each other’s bones with their eyes. When some British parents look at that picture, a thick layer of sin covers their eyeballs and they scream at their children to run to the nearest church before JLo’s camel toe eats all of their innocence!

You’d think that a land who has brought us such graceful and demure flowers as Jodie Marsh and Katie Price would fully appreciate a 43-year-old ho showing off her nalgas and coochie flaps in a leotard, but they didn’t. After JLo popped her pussy like a deranged black swan in heat on Britain’s Got Talent last night, some viewers complained about her “non-family friendly” performance on Twitter and to Ofcom (the British FCC). The professional pearl clutchers at the Daily Mail put together just a few tweets from offended whores:

One viewer wrote on Twitter: ‘#BGT does #jenniferlopez realise its a family show – only thing missing was the pole – cover up your cheeks please!’

Another added: ‘Think I have seen a little too much of Jennifer Lopez – meant to be a family show? #inappropriate #bgt.’
A further BGT fan waded into the conversation: ‘Jennifer Lopez in rubber underwear and thigh high boots? Yeah that’s great “family” viewing on #BGT.’

Meanwhile, other shocked parents criticised her risque dance moves and the fact that young girls would be watching the ITV1 show, particularly as this week marks the half-term school holiday across much of the UK.

If you need to see this mess for yourself, JLo’s performance is below. (And FYI, JLo’s old stripper act does include a pole, thankyouverymuch).

Those bitches were offended by the wrong thing. They should be more offended by the horrific, unholy sounds coming out of JLo’s mouth. That song is way more offensive than JLo airing her chocha out on stage. They shouldn’t be covering their children’s eyes, they should be covering their children’s ears!

And here’s JLo and Baby Casper outside of their hotel after her performance.