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Friday, December 1st 2006

Lohan's Publicist Confirms Homegirl is in AA

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I guess the rumors are true. Lindsay Lohan is attending AA meetings for being a booze hound. Her rep issued this statement:

"She started attending some, and I think it's a positive thing. My biggest fear is who's the big idiot to out which (chapter) she goes to. And, by the way, she's not saying … she'll stop drinking tomorrow. It's a place to go and feel safe. No one judges her, and it's going to be a slow process. But, to me, the fact that she's seeing that there's something not right makes her smarter than the next person."

Her mother, Dina Lohan, confirmed (cause she can) to Ryan Seacrest that she's attending AA meetings. Dina should go with her actually.

So she's going to meeting, but still getting drunk? Doesn't that defeat the purpose. She just wants the free donuts.

Source & Source

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Friday, December 1st 2006

KKKramer to Pay Up and Apologize to His "Victims"

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A retired judge and a brokered lawyer will mediate a meeting between Michael Richards and the black men he offended during his gig at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. In case you were caught in between of Brit Brit's pubic hairs last week, Michael called the men the "n-word" over and over and over again.

Three of the four men announced with their lawyer, Gloria Allred (of course), that a meeting will take place with possible cash settlement.

The L.A. Times reports:

One of the men, Kyle Doss, read a statement in which he said he was "very hurt by what happened at the Laugh Factory", and welcomes the chance for the four men to tell Richards "how his words made us feel." Richards' spokesman, Chris Giglio, said Richards had been in touch with Allred since she emerged as a representative for the men, hoping to arrange an apology meeting. "He's really happy that he has a chance to do this," Giglio said. "The time and

the place haven't been determined yet… I imagine it would be sooner rather than later." Do they really deserve cash? I mean they do deserve a face-to-face apology, but I don't think they deserve cash money. But more power to them!

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Friday, December 1st 2006

This is What Untouched Beauty Looks Like

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I've missed my CoCo! She truly is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Her beauty is undeniable and her style is flawless. Elegance and class seeps from her pores. I mean it look me a long time to realize she isn't made of wax, but she's still hot. She escorted her main pimp, Ice-T, to the "Blood Diamond" premiere in NYC last night. I bet you her diamond is bloody. What does that mean?!

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Thanks Wendy

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Friday, December 1st 2006

Les Misergay


This is actually a pretty amazing clip from the seriously boring Megan Mullally show. It's Doogie Howser and one of his co-stars performing a beautiful duet from Les Miserables. I mean...there was no need for that coming out of the closet thing.

VIA Gawker

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Friday, December 1st 2006

Afternoon Crumbs

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In conjunction with World AIDS day Cinemax is airing a documentary called Positively Naked tonight at 7pm. The film chronicles a Poz Magazine shoot done by Spencer Tunick. Visit Poz.com for more information on World AIDS events around the world.

Jennifer Connelly looks a bit pregnant at a premiere last night - Egotastic!

David LaChappelle thinks Madonna is nasty - A Socialite's Life

Famed British artist Banksy mocks Jacko - Hollywood Rag

A shirtless Benjamine Mckenzie - Just Jared

Jessica Simpson is for sale on eBay - IDLYITW

George Clooney gets busy - Popsugar

A little Biel for Christmas - Hollywood Tuna

Scrubs: The Musical - SOW

Ruben Studdard is starting his own modeling agency?!!!!! - BWE

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Friday, December 1st 2006

Why Mimi Why?!!!!!

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Mimi makes it so hard for me to love her! Why on Earth does she have to dress like a 4-year-old. Not even a hot 4-year-old! You know what she dresses like straight-up? A Bratz doll! I think ho browses the doll section looking for the latest styles! Here's this dumb ass in Aspen on 11/29.

UPDATE - This crap is old and from last year. Sorry y'all. Mimi's pink uggs are the gifts that keep on giving! Thanks Jack!

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Friday, December 1st 2006

Tori Spelling Loves Fast Food

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Tori Spelling's pregnancy must be giving her the mad munchies for fast food. Homegirl was spotted with her hubby at KFC a couple of weeks ago and now she's taking a break today. That parka pancho is not doing much for her fug.

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Friday, December 1st 2006

Tom Cruise Smells

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Two things about TomKat. First, they had to cut short their honeymoon in the Maldives due to weather. Yeah, the Gods aren't happy about their union. Second thing is that their new home in the UK smells. Tom bought some mansion for $5 million and they can't move in, cause it smells like caca.

Monsters and Critics reports:

The stench has been caused by Tom and Katie's neighbors at Dormans Park village emptying their cesspools and garden drains. Neighbor Emma Tanning told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "The pond is absolutely putrid when the cesspits are being emptied. If Tom moves in before the work is completed it won't be smelling very pretty. I don't think Katie will be happy." The works are expected to carry into the New Year.

Neighbors sewage my ass! You know on a visit, Tom farted and all the backed up jizz came out!

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Pic Source: Splash

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Friday, December 1st 2006

The "Who Cares?" News

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A new Cleopatra film will hit theaters in 2009 - ComingSoon

Nick Lachey's a singer? - Mollygood

Ralph Fiennes and Ellen Barking bumping old-people privates - Gabsmash

Madonna wants us to know that she's OK with the judge's ruling. OK! - People

TGIF! It's Looney Tunes time! - Cityrag

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Friday, December 1st 2006

House of KFed?

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Us Weekly is reporting that producers of the trainwreck that is "House of Carters" are developing a reality show for Britney Spears' ex.

Executive producer Kenneth Crear said, "It's true. We are in talks about this. Kevin came to me because he liked the way I shot the House of Carters series and the way I made Nick Carter look real and trustworthy. I gave people a different perspective of him and made people really respect him."

Kenneth said they are speaking to two networks. The show will follow KFed as he begins his new life as a busboy at IHOP. Ok, I made that up. Since when is Nick Carter trustworthy and real? Um....more like insane and puffy!

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