Blind Items

Which openly gay TV personality ONLY hires good-looking 20-something assistants that look exactly like Zac Efron? The hunky guy is in a serious relationship, but he loves eye candy and will dismiss applicants for being female, in their 30s, or – God forbid – chubby! (The National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Andy Cohen? The Silver Fox would never! But just in case he would, maybe it's time for me to take a foundation shower, put a rubber Disney princess mask over my face and spray strawberry-scented hummingbird juice all over my body before waltzing over to Anderson Cooper's office to ask if he's hiring.

What superstar fashion mogul put a piece of cardboard under her shirt on the set of her show to give her the appearance of a flat tummy? Says an insider:”She was really struggling with her weight, so she was looking for any help she could get!” (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Jess (typo and it stays) when I think I've read it all, I read this dreadful tale of a trick who is so desperate that she's looking for a fupa-blocker in cardboard-only recycling bins. Only Jessica Simpson, only Jessica Simpson... IN THIS ECONOMY, I hope it doesn't give hos who are looking to cut their Spanx budget ideas, because we really don't need to see a bunch of ULINE torsos walking around.

What Bravo “Housewife” was nibbling on a salad in a dark booth at Dan Tana’s in Hollywood with a mystery man when she was caught with the gentleman’s hand up her dress? The leggy single mom played dumb and just ignored the other patrons when they complained about her inappropriate table manners! (The National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Brandi Glanville, duh, and she needs to hook up with those nasty cucumber-fuckers.

This actress would love for you to all believe that she is without fault. Her sudden rise to A listedness has made all her dreams come true but she spends half her time trying to juggle all the skeletons in her closet. Nobody really ever paid attention to her until recently so she has been trying to cover all the really controversial things she has done and now pretends they don't exist. The threesomes she used to have very weekend? Those women have been paid off. Swapping? Our actress has done it and those people have been hired by her as consultants. All that coke she used to snort like candy with her boyfriend at their parties? Now they do it quietly at home. The drug deals she used to make? Oh yeah. One of the world's A list actresses is a big time drug dealer. That is one thing that has not changed. She has just passed off some of the work to those who worked under her before. She is no stranger to the drug business. It makes sense if you think about it. She is still there, behind the scenes and making the decisions. (CDAN)

Sofia Vergara? I'm not sure if I buy Sofia Vergara as a high-powered Hollywood drug queen, but if it is her, I hope she borrows Salma Hayek's Savages wig to play herself in a Lifetime movie version of this.

Which male musician isn’t telling his high-profile girlfriend that he previously had a gay affair with a well-known male fashion designer? (Page Six)

Gay Fish and Riccardo Tisci?

They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other.

At a party very recently, they wandered into the garden. They started kissing, rubbing, grinding. He went between her thighs...with his hands...and an accessory.

A cucumber.

In the garden.

At a party.

With a cucumber.

She enjoyed it.

They didn’t know at the time but there was an audience. When they figured that out they were obviously mortified. They’re a lot luckier than Kristen Stewart though. The evidence in this case will not be published. (Lainey Gossip)

So they really just ripped that cucumber off the vine and used it as nature's dildo? That's some Adam & Eve shit. It's the closest you'll get to knowing what it's like riding Jolly Green Giant. But I have a lot of questions. Did dude at least take it to the nearest garden hose and wash off the dirt and worm poo before shoving it up her chocha, or did he just do it hippie-style? Is her pussy a vegan? When she came, did it smell like dressing? What did they do to the cucumber afterward? Did they just toss it back in the garden and leave it for some poor soul who used it to make cucumber sandwiches? Did the people he serve the cucumber sandwiches to wonder why the tea sandwiches were extra cream cheesy and a little sardinesey? These are the questions I need answers to when Lainey throws down a blind item about two hos partaking in some vegetosexual lovin'.

Oh, and my guess is Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman?

The last time this A-List actress texted nude pics of herself to an ex, her phone got hacked and the images were plastered all over the Internet. You’d think that would have taught her a lesson, but she’s done it again! Although she’s dating a businessman now, the blonde 20-something actress sent racy photos to her well-known actor “friends with benefits” pal – and he’s been sharing them with all of his Hollywood buddies!

ScarJo? And I guess bitch won't stop until everyone's seen her titty balls in blurry ass cell phone pictures.

I have to say that in the world of diva's, this one is one of my favorites. She has been in this space before for a fairly big thing, but for an entirely different reason than today's item. Through the years, our diva, who is an A list diva, but on a lesser scale when it comes to her actual talent has always acted a little more innocent than she really is. She has done a little bit of everything and has A list name recognition and is known throughout the world. Back in the day she was involved with another A list celebrity. She liked to stay in the background and pretended she was this naive person when it came to the real world. But she isn't. She played our celebrity exactly the way he needed to be played and she walked away with well over $2M from her time with him and never paid for anything and earned a huge sum for herself much of which was based on the publicity she got from being with him. One time, our diva was involved in something very messy. She pleaded ignorance and that she had no idea what was going on, when in fact, she was the one who caused it all to happen by her actions. Later, she basically ran the same con again with another celebrity. She walked away with millions in cash and gifts and some huge paychecks that were way more than she should have been earning, but the publicity allowed her to get her rates way way up. From the time our diva first burst on to the scene, she has been cold and calculating and makes every decision with a very cold heart. It is all business and everything she does is business.

JLo. The end.

For many years this B- list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has managed to keep his love for cross dressers and transsexuals to himself. What I mean by that is back in the day it was sort of known that he enjoyed them, but then he decided that no one would take him seriously if they found out about his secret life and he had enough issues with women in his life that the last thing he needed was talk about him also enjoying lots of other things. Lately though, his girlfriend of a few years has encouraged him to explore and has been there with him and out actor has not only enjoyed threesomes with his girlfriend and transsexuals, but also has been dressing up himself and doing so on a regular basis. He even has taken some hormones to try and get some breasts. The problem is as much as he loves doing it, he is also afraid that if they get too noticeable he won't get any film roles. The other thing is, he has had so much plastic surgery that no matter what he does or how much makeup he wears, he really does not make the most attractive woman. But, he is happy. He says he feels more free than he ever has and that because he is free he has stopped drinking and doing other drugs. (CDAN)

If more hos traded in their serious hunger for the bad shit for (NSFWish) gaffs and size 16 heels, the world would be a much more glamorous and happier place.

If it wasn't for the whole "B-list actor," "girlfriend" and "Academy Award nominee" thing, I'd say without a question mark that this is Miss Bruce Jenner, because you know he has an award-winning tuck and you know he and Pimp Mama Kris have both licked the nipple of a trans flower at the same time. (The line to get that image Magic Erased from your brain forms to the left.)

Because he's always got six layers of Playboy Pink gloss slathered on his gummy worm lips and he's usually wearing a titty-accentuating blouse from Cache, my guess is Mickey Rourke? But I am side-eying that "does not make the most attractive woman" shit, because if a Kardashian or a Tater Sister can get a cover of Cosmo, so can Mickalina Rourke.

It has now been a little over 30 days since this sibling of a trainwreck actress entered rehab. She is supposed to have been released by now, but maybe she needed more help for her issues which include an eating disorder which is caused by her addiction to some pills her sister got her hooked on. (CDAN)

Ali Lohan? An 18-year-old in rehab is considered a "late fucking bloomer" in the Lohan family.

We used to see this child out all the time with their parents. These sightings provided lots of photo ops of normal parent/child stuff, usually with the mother, but often with the father. However, lately, the child has been missing from public view. We hear it’s because the child has become uncontrollable in public. They are hitting, kicking, and don’t want to be touched. They have also been heard screaming at one of the parents, “You’re not my real mother/father!” (Blind Gossip)

Suri is in front of a paps lens almost every single day, so this isn't her. Who ever the brat is needs to be sent to aubelita boot camp.

What Real Housewife has secretly been taking birth control pills without telling her husband. He thinks they are trying for a baby. She thinks it may be time to get divorced and wants no part of a baby with him right now. It's not RHNYC or RHATL. (CDAN)

It's not Alexis Bellino from Real Housewives of Orange County, because I doubt she knows where babies come from let alone that something called a birth control pill exists. If the dumb bitch knows about the birth control pill, she probably thinks it's something a knocked up ho in labor takes to slow down labor so she has enough time to get her nails done, wax her coochie, slip on her Alexis Couture diamante birthing gown and get her make-up done for free at the MAC counter at Nordstrom. Always gotta keep it glamorous, even on the birthing table.

It's not Teresa "Gorilla Head" Giudice and Joe "Lame Chimp" Giudice, because I read in National Geographic, or something, that Animal Control caught those two in the wild, tagged them and sterilized them both so they can't spawn anymore.

So, my official guess is Melissa and Joe Gorga?

This A list R&B singer has always shown he can and is an a-hole, but even with his past track record this might have brought him to new levels of a-holiness. His now former girlfriend is telling everyone that for the past year she was forced to watch the singer have sex with at least one person a night if she wanted to stay with him. She put up with it because he would pay her and give her gifts and she always thought he loved her. In addition to this demeaning activity, he would also make her have sex with his friends because he was not always up for having sex with her. With other people yes, but not always her. I hope you see where I am going with this. When he couldn't perform with her he would yell and scream at her and blame her. He tried to not hit her. Most of the time. (CDAN)

When you put the words "R&B singer" and "a-hole" in the same sentence, only one name come to mind: FIST BROWN? The bad news is that Karkuchie Tran (or whatever her name is) thinks she's digging for gold, but she's digging up a whole lot of bad memories wrapped in shit instead. The not-as-bad news is that since that anus of a beaver doesn't want to hump on her, she doesn't have to worry about riding his gross inner tube dick.

Which seemingly innocent Teen Mom star likes to mellow out with marijuana? “She’s a good girl, but she does fall prey to the pressures of her troubled family,” a source tells Star. (Star via Blind Gossip)

I hate when people say "ALL OF THEM," but is there any other answer? Don't all Teen Moms turn their baby's bottle into a bong at one point or another?

Which member of One Direction seems to want to be such a prolific shagger that access to much of UK’s female population might not be enough for him? Some photos of him have been floating around on Gaydar. (Popbitch via Blind Gossip)

There's not many things I'm proud of in life, but one of the things I am proud of is the fact that I don't know any of those One Direction twinks by name. My guess is: whichever one is having a high-pitched tantrum on the floor right now, because he can't connect to Grindr.

What former “Desperate Housewives” hunk gets his sexual kicks by working out and flexing his guns for the ladies AND the gentlemen at the Equinox gym in West Hollywood? The supposedly straight, 30-something actor likes the attention so much he usually brings different female crew members from his latest TV series to watch him strike poses. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Jesse Metcalfe or Josh Henderson or BOTH? But if it's Jesse Metcalfe, then he's performing the wrong show. Jesse needs to sell tickets and VIP packages to watch him pucker his lips as he carefully plucks out rogue brow hair after rogue brow hair on his exquisitely pruned hairy caterpillars he calls eyebrows. Or he needs to sell tickets to watch him gently slather anti-chaffing cream on his under titty area. Those are the real shows that will make hos salivate from every orifice.

We are pleased to announce another defection from this ridiculous group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years.

Her new full-time gig doesn’t require any press time this summer, so she is keeping a very low profile for the time being. She started getting paranoid that her phone conversations were being tapped and that her child/ren were being followed, so she quietly consulted with another former member of the group (who is also an entertainer and Mom concerned about the safety of her kid/s). After their talk, the actress got new phones and hired new bodyguards to protect herself and her child/ren.

We don’t know if she has talked to her best friend – who is still a member of the group – about her decision. (Blind Gossip)

There's no way this is Kirstie Alley, because if she tried to break up with Xenu, Scientology would just trap her again by leaving a trail of glazed Krispy Kremes from her bedroom door to their lair. I'll guess this:

Following Katie Holmes out the exit door: Catherine Bell?
Mom who helped her get out: Katie Holmes?
Friend: Jenna Elfman?

Which daughter of a late socialite used to lube herself from head to toe in an attempt to seduce a Siberian husky? (The maid would find the daughter all scratched up and the dog traumatized, with a distended penis. She'd start frantically crossing herself. (La Dolce Musto)

Let's just ignore the "late" in "late socialite" and guess this is Wonky McValtrex? Because she's an animal lover (UGH!!!!) and she's dumb enough to use lube instead of peanut butter. And somebody, please call Annemarie Lucas.

So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.

There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?

But while we can 100 per cent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category.

As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”

And an ex-girlfriend backed this up , previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)

The "magic sword" clue points me directly to DanRad, but I don't think the rumors that he likes to tap his crotch wand on man ass have been following him throughout his entire career. At one point, weren't we all like, "He's a British wizard! They all seem like they're here for peen." And I wish I could confirm or deny that DanRad's got a cat dick, but I can't even though I was in the same room as it when I went to see Equus a while ago. Blame it on the lighting designer who decided to go for "moody" instead of "HERE'S THE PEEN HERE'S THE PEEN!" I know, what a shitty artistic decision. Next time, I better bring some night goggles and shit.

Although, based on the NSFW pictures of DanRad's peen situation under the one bright light....

A few key cast members were recently fired from/quit this television show. One detail that’s being kept quiet is that an offer has already gone out to someone who is a legend in the industry. Since she did a guest arc a few seasons back, producers were confident that she would accept their offer. Nope. She thinks that the show is more about creating a spectacle than it is about developing talent, and that it is “beneath her.” There just isn’t a paycheck big enough to make her compromise her integrity. Looks like the producers will just have to reach out to other industry biggies who care more about the spotlight than about putting out a quality product. (Blind Gossip)

American Idol is the show and I'm guessing Mimi is the "legend?" But I find it hard to believe that a human Hello Kitty whose idea of a "regular" bath is luxuriating in a platinum-plated tub filled with champagne and diamonds with two shirtless man servants fanning her with swan feathers EVER puts her nose up to "spectacle."

This actress, who has been in this space before for some of her boorish behavior was at it again at the Dark Knight premiere. She is B-/C+ list and isn't even in the movie. She is barely part of the hit show on the almost network she shows up on sometimes. After she posed for photos on the red carpet without ever really smiling, the actress discovered where she was supposed to sit during the movie. She went into a don't you know who I am mode and said there was no way she was going to sit with regular people. She is an actress. Not someone who works a job. She would not stop causing a scene until she was moved into something she regarded as more her class. This is normal behavior for her, but there is one movie she was in before she got all high and mighty and I wish she had stayed the same. really liked that movie too. (CDAN)

Michelle Trachtenberg. Exhibit: EVERYTHING.

Which old legend, whenever she's taken out to dinner, makes sure to order another meal to take home with her, just because it'll be paid for? (La Dolce Musto)

ALL OF THEM. My tia who would empty out her purse and line it with paper towels before we went to the all-you-can-eat (or fit-in-your-purse) buffet at Sizzler approves of this blind item.

Despite reports that they are fine, this famous couple is splitting up.

It’s the husband who wants out, and he has made the first move by hiring a very interesting group of attorneys. The wife, who wants to stay in the marriage so that she can save face, has engaged an entire team of her own to stop the divorce.

Her most powerful weapon is a set of taped conversations of him discussing some very private issues, including gay encounters he had in the past. While she has always known that he is gay, she considers these tapes fair game in getting him to “reconsider” the divorce.

The husband’s biggest concerns, however, do not have to do with rumors about his sexuality or his legal issues or the millions that this divorce will cost him. He is most concerned about saving his child/ren from the influence of his wife. To that end, he will be asking for full custody.

Don’t expect a long, drawn-out divorce here. Similar to another recent celebrity split, everything will be settled quietly behind the scenes. These two will never have to face each other in court. (Blind Gossip)

The easy guess is John Travolta and Kelly Preston, because there's been rumors that she's the Tommy Girl to his Stepford Katie. She's supposedly the one that loves to get e-metered day and night and he wants to stick his head out of Scientology's ass, because he's sick of getting sent to the audit room every time he comes home smelling like dirty dick and shame.

But the part about the secret audio tapes is hilarious. Like John declaring that he screams for peen on an audio tape is really shocking. Kelly could leak a video of John getting tag teamed by a trio of tops wearing L. Ron Hubbard masks while dressed up in his Edna Turnblad drag, and we'd all just say, "Meh. And his wig game is still busted."

Besides, Kelly Preston is one of those seasoned and stubborn beards. Bitch isn't going that easy. John's going to need a machete, a Flowbee, a weed whacker, an entire shaving cream factory, all of BIC's stock and a dozen tubs of NADs to get that beard off completely.

He was the one we trusted who can’t actually be trusted. He used to be my answer to the question – is there anyone in Hollywood who DOESN’T cheat? Yes, I’d say, and excitedly too! Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful!

Well, no. He isn’t. He hits on the young funny pretty ones at parties. Very typical behaviour – he loosens up with a few drinks and he turns into a pig; two of his more famous targets, both under 30, turned him down. He did however spend a few nights with a frequent co-star, over 30. They’ve worked together on major and minor projects.

As for his long suffering partner? The woman we thought was the love of his life? Well, sometimes when he gets drunk and smears himself all over other ladies, she’s actually right there. She turns away. She pretends she doesn’t see. Which… kind of explains why she looks the way she does. That said, it is a partnership. It’s not like she’s getting nothing out of it. He has used his influence to help her, certainly. Perhaps she’s decided it’s worth it.

An actor cheating on his partner is nothing new and doesn’t make for the most intriguing blind, sure. But like I said earlier, he was the one who was supposed to not be like the others. He’s the one who’s enjoyed almost unanimous popularity. And he turned out to be the cliché. I was surprised about this one. And very, very disappointed.

It's not Hugh Jackman, Tom Hanks or Antonio Banderas. (Lainey Gossip via Blind Gossip)

The popular guess at Blind Gossip is Jon Hamm and that fits completely. Now, I'm not a Hamm apologist (Hammpologist?) or anything, but I'm sure he's just doing research. Research! That's it.

How awkward is it to have guests over to your home, knowing you paid to have sex with the wife of one of the people you invited over. Well, this A+ list actor found out first hand this weekend. Of course since he is paying his current girlfriend too, it probably wasn't as awkward as it could have been. (CDAN)

George Clooney and Channing Tatum's wife Jenna Dewan? Exhibit: A.

Which hated Real Housewife has been cheating on her husband of more than 10 years with multiple guys? A source tells Star, “She and her husband cheat on each other. He can’t leave her, and she wants to stay married for the security for her large family.” (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Adrienne Maloof? Or Teresa "Gorilla Forehead" Giudice?

When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to this point has been about his involvement with a powerful group, there were actually three other reasons he settled so quickly.

Here are the three reasons: 1. His very personal relationship with a professional athlete. 2. His very personal relationship with a musician. 3. His very personal relationship with a famous actor.

She was ready and willing to expose all three relationships to get what she wanted. The scandal of having these three famous people deposed by attorneys about their sexual relationships would have destroyed all four men. So, he gave her the thing she wanted most so that his biggest secret could remain a secret. (Blind Gossip)

Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes. No question mark needed. Now on to the dudes Tommy has allegedly spooned with in the Scientology sauna.

1. This is supposed to be David Beckham and that rumor has been around a while. I still CAN'T with that rumor. I refuse to believe that these two licked each other's butts in the 69 position. If that happened, every dog in a 60-mile radius would've gone deaf from the high-pitched sex giggles those two made. Although....this would explain why Posh always looks like someone just farted on her mouth. If my husband's crotch smelled like Tommy juices, I too would always keep my face in the "fuck all of you" position.

2. The Rob Thomas rumor still lives!

3. Jeremy Renner or Will Smith?

But I have a feeling that Tommy and Katie settled so fast, because of his very personal relationships with these three:

1. Xenu

2. L. Ron Hubbard

3. The tapes from his audit sessions that David Miscavige threatened to leak if Tommy didn't wrap that mess up.

She is not supposed to be dating for a year. But, then again, she has never been very good at following directions. So she has agreed to be set up with a very hot celebrity. The setup was orchestrated by her boss, who has a vested interest in getting publicity for both the boy and the girl.

They cut a deal for an initial four month contract – ending just before Christmas – with an option for renewal. While the couple hadn’t even met yet, their first “date”, complete with paparazzi photos, is scheduled for August. Expect lots and lots of promotional teasing of the relationship up until that point, and daily updates from the tabloids once they do begin dating. (Blind Gossip)

The "cut" and "not supposed to be dating for a year" makes this sound like it's Demi Lovato and some dude in Simon Cowell's harem?

Or Katie Holmes and Chace Crawford (Exhibit: A?)

We always thought these sisters were close, so we were surprised to find out that they haven’t spoken to each other in over a month.

They are fighting over gifts. Sister A gave Sister B a rather expensive gift to commemorate a significant event. Sister B made the mistake of telling a mutual friend that she thought the gift was tacky.

Sister A found out and called Sister B an “ungrateful, spoiled bitch.” A screaming match ensued, and the two haven’t spoken privately since.

No, it’s not The Kardashians. (Blind Gossip)

Sister A: Asshole Simpson or Haylie Duff?
Sister B: Chestica Simpson or Hilary Duff?
Special occasion: Birthing out a baby?
Tacky gift: Gold-plated treadmill (Asshole to Chestica) or her unpaid AMEX bill with a bow around it (broke ass Haylie to Hilary)?

The price took awhile to agree on. At first our C list actress who used to be almost an A list movie actress was just paid by the night. That got to be too burdensome though because she always needed money but didn't always have the time to spend the night or do what he wanted for the money. He wants a lot of things. So, they went from $25,000 a night to a flat $2M. Sure there are some other perks she gets too, but she likes to keep it all quiet and pretend she is actually earning the money through side ventures. She isn't. He keeps those propped up for her too, but writes it off on his taxes. The guy has a vivid imagination and our actress has been photographed and taped in so many compromising positions and with such a combination of people that she could literally start her own adult DVD collection. Our actress is allowed to sleep with and be with whoever she wants but so is her benefactor. In fact he tapes those too and makes our actress watch and talk to him while she is watching. He pays for her cell phone so is aware of everyone she speaks to and texts. Her cell phone bills sometimes reach $50,000 a month and he pays. That is in addition to the $2M a year. She racks up so much in charges because she calls all over the world and tries to spend as much as she can. When she buys clothes she uses his credit card. She has no money. It has all gone to other things. Her salaries for her upcoming projects have all been signed over. He is her lifeline. She does whatever he wants. He is counting down the days for what he really wants. A family member of our actress. He wants both of them and has made it very clear he will pay whatever it takes. He just wants to make sure the family member is legal first although that has not stopped him from inviting her on vacations and watching her undress. The family member is ready for it and knows it is coming. In fact, she is looking to take the place of our actress and has been dropping hints to the benefactor about just that. (CDAN)

In the dark corner of a T.G.I. Friday's on Long Island somewhere, two bar backs lifted White Oprah's drunk head off of her bowl of Bloody Mary soup so she could ask, "Where's my cut of all of this?!"

Who Is This “Pendulum Prince”? The Royal Husband was already a man of a certain reputation when his naïve bride married him. She wanted to believe the romantic best about a man she adored, and so ignored the society rumours that swirled in more than one country. Although he is still attractive to ladies, some in high places whisper that he is gay, which is unlikely to be 100% true, and he is certainly the father of all his children. Others are convinced that he is a ‘pendulum prince’ — i.e. one who swings both ways, a label attached to more than one royal man.

It wouldn’t matter too much if the Royal Wife had known and accepted his inclinations at the time of their marriage, but apparently she didn’t and the truth came as a great shock. In dynastic style, she put the family line first and buried herself in work.

While the Royal Wife was busy, busy, busy with cutting ribbons and pastimes of her own, the Royal Husband found plenty of me time, down time, and private time with some close friends, prudently away from the attentions of paparazzi. There were a number of crises, but the Royal Wife insisted putting on a public front.

When it came to the children, the Royal Husband was overly strict. The Royal Wife looked the other way, just as she did over his other activities. The result was that the children were emotionally damaged by such harsh discipline. One had rebellious episodes, and although is technically ‘settled’, some fear that situation might not hold forever. Another has had relationship difficulties that have attracted speculative gossip. At the moment, the Royal Wife lets the Royal Husband pretty much do exactly as he likes.

This is not the British Royal Family, although Queen Elizabeth knows all about the Royal Husband; all royal families know each other and most know each other’s secrets. The late Princess Diana also knew about this Royal Husband, but not through marrying Charles and joining the House of Windsor. And that is actually the biggest clue of all. (The Morton Report via Blind Gossip)

Can't we just forget the parts that say "not the British Royal Family" and all the other parts about this prince being married with children? That way can we say that the prince with the pendulum peen that swings into all holes is Prince Hot Ginge? It's Friday. Let's do that.

July 05, 2012: MediaTakeOut.com just learned that as early as TOMORROW, a popular hip hop star (who HAS been reported on here) will COME OUT OF THE CLOSET as bisexual.

We've been SWORN to secrecy for NOW - but we're told that the official announcement is being prepared and will be ready as early as tomorrow.

We've been asked to keep the name confidential until the release. But a hint - he's popular with YOUNG FOLK and many of y'all have been calling him GAY since he first hit the scene. (Media Takeout via Blind Gossip)

The Frank Ocean guesses are invalid, because apparently the PEEN AND POON LOVER in this blind item has never EVER been open about his LOVE of all genitals EVER ever before. (Yes, MediaTakeOut always inspires me to use random capitalization for dramatic purposes.)

The only guess I've got is Ne-Yo, but I'm probably every kind of wrong since he doesn't really belong in the hip hop category. Oh, screw the Ne-Yo guess, I'll go with MC Skat Kat instead.

You would never know it by looking at this used to be all movie actor who now is on a fairly hit television show but he is a sex crazed nympho. The thing is he only likes guys. He is one of those actors who has never actually bothered to come out and say he is gay, but everyone just kind of assumes he is. There have never been any girlfriends, but no one has ever just come out and asked him about his sexuality. On his show he plays a straight guy and the rest of his roles seem to be more asexual than anything else. One of his most proud sexual conquests was taking the virginity of this former A list tweener. He did it at a basketball game. He never stops talking about that story and how he had 15 minutes and made it happen. He never spoke to the tweener again. Our actor loves finding someone new and will strike whenever he can. At this point he considers his trailer boring as he has had so many guys in and out of it over the filming of his show and it has not even been on that long. The thing is our actor is very anal retentive and does not allow anyone he has sex with to come to his house. He doesn't really like having a boyfriend and prefers just random acts. He is not even that good looking but he can talk guys into anything. One time he took the date away from this A list movie actress he had co-starred with in a very big movie and then spent an hour in the bathroom and then our actor brought him back out and said, I'm through with him. He is all yours again. (CDAN)

I've got nothing, but I will say that "He is all yours again" is something I long to hear a one-time trick say to someone else after he's left me on the floor of a bathroom.

Also, CDAN celebrated Independence Day yesterday by giving up the answers to a bunch of blind items. Get 'em all here. Seeing all the answers showed me that if blind item guessing was a class, I'd probably get a bronze star for trying.

This A-lister is very fond of his co-stars. He has left a slew of one night stands and hook-ups in the wake of his many films. While he was in a committed relationship, he managed to have repeated booty calls with one of his lesser known co-stars in a money-making franchise. That ended once filming wrapped, but he moved on with a beauty he shared the silver screen with while he was still in the relationship. After his co-star broke up with her long term love, she demanded he do the same or else she was never going to speak to him again. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Johnny Depp, Amber Heard and one of the mermaids from the last Pirates of the Caribbean?