Night Crumbs
Miley Cyrus looks like she’s got the mold fuzz from a blueberry on top of her head – The Superficial
Vanity Fair is Jessica Chastain’s bitch now – Lainey Gossip
I would ask for a response video called called “Humans Screaming Like Goats” but we already have enough songs from RiRi – Towleroad
That Instagram filter really turns a picture of Maria Menounos shitting into art – Drunken Stepfather
Watch for falling drops of panty pudding, because every vagina exploded after hearing that David Gandy is singular again – Celebitchy
And just like that, John Travolta signs up to be a permanent contestant on Celebrity Juice – Hollywood Tuna
What Kirstie Alley used to have as a mid-morning snack. Those were the days! – The Berry
The only explanation for this is that Andrew Garfield and Shailene Woodley were actually sitting in an actual tree together or maybe Emma Stone was just stoned – IDLYITW
How many ostriches and how many of your memaw’s tablecloths were murdered to make Fergie Ferg look this fug? – ICYDK
Quick, somebody Photoshop two toilets under Nicole Richie and MiserAlba, because they look like they’re taking a very polite poo together – Popoholic
FANK YOU for this, Adele – Jezebel
My petition to replace Halle Berry with Funky Dineva in the next X-Men movie did not work – Just Jared
If Ciara’s next album flops, she can always get a job as a singing bathroom attendant – OMG Blog
If you had a magnifying glass, you could see the royal fetus’ arm reaching up to try touch the ginger gloriousness on top of PHG’s head – Popsugar
I hope Idris Elba is taking a year off from acting to focus on making porn – Videogum
They don’t call Kim Kardashian “Pimp Mama Kris’ prized hog” for nothing – Reality Tea
The sharp as hell dude in the second row with the drawn-on Transformers beard is doing things to me – Crunk + Disorderly
File under “things I didn’t need to see today“: Brandy’s crotch – SOW
So that’s why In-N-Out was out of everything yesterday – I’m Not Obsessed
Teri Snatcher should be on Flea Market Flip and no that isn’t my way of admitting that I actually watch Flea Market Flip (yes, it is) – Celebslam
(Pic via Pacific Coast News)