Sheryl Crow Must Be Lonely

Sheryl Crow must be mighty lonely, because she’s using Jennifer Aniston’s name to get a little attention. Sheryl reportedly said that Jen was the one to dump Brad Pitt, it wasn’t the other way around.

Sheryl said, “For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships. Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”

A friend of Jen’s (I’m guessing Courtney Cox or Sheryl, because those are her only friends) told The National Enquirer, “Once Jen saw the writing on the wall, she dumped Brad. She took a cold, hard look at her marriage and realised it was irretrievably broken. She and Brad had vastly different personal agendas and feelings about love, career and having a family.”

That’s lovely Sheryl, but it still doesn’t change the fact that he’s with Angelina Jolie and has like 10,000 kids. Jen has shit!

Sheryl Suzanne Crow needs to go sing about winding roads and soaking up the sun instead of spilling Jen’s business. Maybe the music thing didn’t work out for Sheryl, so now she’s working as Jen’s spokeswhore.