Hayden Panetroll Is Already On To The Next Giant
It was just a quick second ago when Hayden Panettiere climbed down her Ukrainian tree trunk of a boyfriend and made all her internal organs breathe a collective sigh of relief when she broke it off for good. Hayden's kidney knows it's not natural for it to get poked by a giant penis and it needs time to recover from this traumatic experience. But UsWeekly says that Hayden is not giving her kidney or any of her other organs time to heal, because she's already climbed on to another giant.
Hayden was seen at In-N-Out in Laguna Hills, CA with New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez yesterday afternoon. One source says they are just friends. But a different source says that there's something there and the two flirted with each other at an Oscar party back in February when she was still with Wladimir Klitschko.
I was unaware until now that there comes a time in every gay man's life when he finds himself jealous of little Sarah Roberts from One Life to Live. I mean, Hayden just finishing riding a Ukrainian dick that probably had veins so strong that they could sprain a coochie muscle just by throbbing a bit. And now, she's diving crotch first on Mark Sanchez's hot ass?! How the hell does she keep pulling these hot pieces? Do I have to chop off my legs, install hard cutlets into my chest and learn Elvish in order to get some hot dick? If so, get me a saw and a Rosetta Stone subscription.
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yup.
he's geigh:
http://goo.gl/sqa8M
if mark sanchez is like those latinos i sees in gay porn then DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
ok thats all.
OMG mark sanchez is fineeee.
i would smoke his latino pole till my mouth is numb.
Fuck you midget! you scored a hottie this time.
Ahh, my tiny baby pygmy hippo is on the prowl...
She likes 'em big and lunky, doesn't she? I still think she has raging daddy issues.
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I'm small as well (5'1") but i dont have little midget arms and hamster paws like this bitch does. and she has zero tits so wtf? she must give a mean beej.
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*Beauty fades, but bitchiness gets better with age!* - MK
NOOOOO why?!?!? Of all the damn people he could date he picks that little gremlin??? ughhhh so disappointed.
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*Beauty fades, but bitchiness gets better with age!* - MK
Wasn't Sanchez recently in trouble for messing with some 17yr old from CT? This actually makes sense.
Meh. I don't find him attractive at all. He doesn't seem like a bad guy, I just never liked the dark look.
She looks like a 15 year old that's trying to look 25.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:02pm.
Hey, what's all this midget bashing?
I'm 5'1" and I like being tiny! :o)
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I don't think it's her height, per se. Kristen Bell and Sarah Michelle Gellar are about her height, I think, and I've never heard either of them called elves or dwarves or whatever. I think it's just that in Hayden's case, the face/height/figure combo along with that ridiculous misspelled tattoo make her seem almost childlike.
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After Vladimir, now she'll more likely be Sanchez's sex slave. Unless he's gay and will use her as a beard.
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Noooo. Not my XBox Geek Mark Sanchez. If he's off the market then who am I going to play "Call of Duty" with and later have hot passionate sex with while using COD callsigns?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I'm, 5'1" also.
I have zero problems with my height.
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It's the dating the giant is the problem!
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Hate looking at a couple like that.
Ex-son-in-law was 6'7". UGH!
Can never dance with him as a dance partner.
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"Dancing is dreaming with your feet."
Hmmmm.... didn't read; pity comment.
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When I was crazy I thought you were great
_that fucking troll!!! Aaaaaaaaw not my mark Sanchez!!! Fucking whore go look for the other half of your torso and leave my hot piece alone!!!!
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
I could never bring myself to dislike Hayden Pantierre, or however the fuck you spell her last name.
Now I have a reason to >:(
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Damnit. I thought she went back to the Shire for good.
Team Shrimp! (5'2 up in here)
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
This guy hooked up with an underage girl. I think the little dwarf could do better.
Makeup'd on abs and a fake beach scene in the background - what's not to love?
The guy reminds me of that greasy Cristiano Ronaldo soccer player. And his abs look spray painted.
Wow, she's pretty cute if you cut most of her off.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:06pm.
You can toss this midget any time! And your wife is a very lucky little woman, ESE! ♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:17pm.
Hey baby!
I was just gonna write meh, but for YOU I go the distance!
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you, my dear, can always use "meh"... hell, i'll even give you full license to use my patented "i don't care" if you like!
OT: i don't care... see what i did there?... i lead into it... it's called "foreshadowing", folks!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:23pm.
Pretty photos!
LMAO, I was scratching my head and wondering what to say to a 6'4" woman, hahahaha O_o
I never had a thing for tall guys. I always liked the feisty shorts ones. The hubby is 5'6 on a good day, but I think he is really 5'5. I know many short women who must have tall guys and it looks weird.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:17pm.
Hey baby!
I was just gonna write meh, but for YOU I go the distance!
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Who are these people
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:16pm.
You are 6'4'' and that's not all that tall!?!?!
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OH FUCK. In Brazil we use the metric system, sorry. I'm 1,65 meters tall, which is about... 5'5", I think. Hahahaha!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:16pm.
You are 6'4'' and that's not all that tall!?!?!
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:12pm.
eh, fuck em both. whatever.
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this is the kind of insightful comment that i can get behind!... i can always count on ya, hoff!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:02pm.
Hey, what's all this midget bashing?
I'm 5'1" and I like being tiny! :o)
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LOL, I like petite women myself - not that I'm a tall girl to begin with, I'm 6'4" - just not the stumpy, obnoxious ones. Hayden's body is just weird, she's tiny with t-rex arms and broad shoulders...
Anyhow, to show some midget love, here's the lovely Emily Browning in all her 5'2" glory:
http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/emily-browning/7703.html
ETA: And Ellen Page, the 5'1" cutie:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3197/2940251824_14e6cd3d06.jpg
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
So, it seems Wladimir Klitschocock is a lot like like, Tony Parker, Eva's ex, and likes to eff little boys.
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“Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!”
I have nothing against midgets, I just hate her personally. And I also hate giant men with pedo-like fantasies.
eh, fuck em both. whatever.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 8:02pm.
Hey, what's all this midget bashing?
I'm 5'1" and I like being tiny! :o)
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ripe for a dwarf tossing!LOL!
hi, happy kitty!
OT: i've got nothing... my wife's 5'3", and she's adorable!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:35pm.
A tall guy friend of mine had an obsession with short, midget-like women. He called them "spinners."
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LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
toys
dolls
babes
with nothing of substance to show, no education at all, tacky and wasteful these horrid women stare back at me when I shop for food and I think about their stupid lives and honestly am grateful for my own.
Hey, what's all this midget bashing?
I'm 5'1" and I like being tiny! :o)
Damn, I didn't know about this! I was on vacation that week. That means I've missed three weeks of trying to be Wladimir's rebound bitch. I don't know what's worse, having him available and out of reach (and frankly, out of my league) or having him boning some busty little troll dolls.
Congrats to Hayden on the new piece, but he's a real step down in the sexiness department. Her loss. It must be love, although I'm not sure that is even a good trade off.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:26pm.
Are youse guys kidding me? This is hot?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2009/...
Me no likey
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thanks for taking the beer goggles off.
i feel so ashamed.
"And now, she's diving crotch first on Mark Sanchez's hot ass?! How the hell does she keep pulling these hot pieces? Do I have to chop off my legs, install hard cutlets into my chest and learn Elvish in order to get some hot dick? If so, get me a saw and a Rosetta Stone subscription."
OMG MK kills me!!
Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:43pm.
Haha, I am 5'1'' and actually built like her. Guys don't seem to mind..good for Hayden ;)
*waits for Mike to call me "built low to the ground" ;)*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Her sex orgoons are the same size as normal people size orgunts.
ok, i don't think 5' 2" is "midget," really. (yes, of course i'm 5' 2".)
and sweetstickyriceball, i have "poop brown sheets" too. though no footballs in my bedroom.
*uses stepstool to climb off of telephone books on computer chair...tearfully makes way to ugly bed...*
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I'll take all her sloppy seconds. (I have no shame.)
A tall guy friend of mine had an obsession with short, midget-like women. He called them "spinners."
Mark Sanchez used to be number 3 on my Free to Fuck list. He fell off that list when there was that scandal with the 17 yr. old highschooler. Not bc of the high schooler, although that WAS gross, but because pictures of his bedroom were posted online, and it looks like he has a glorified 6 year old's bedroom. Posters of footballs and a collection of little helmets are his only decor. Plus the poop brown bed sheets. Just, no.
Are youse guys kidding me? This is hot?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2009/...
Me no likey
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damn her. He is fine...