Snooki Loses Her Drivers License
Looking like if a baby sasquatch ran off in the middle of getting a full body shave, Snooki walked the streets of Florence, Italy with Deena (or maybe that's my uncle in drag as Toula from My Big Fat Greek Wedding) today, because she's no longer allowed to drive. After the producers of Jersey Shore promised Snooki a singing pickle vibrator if she crashed into her police escort for ratings, the authorities in Italy revoked her drivers license. There's no need to stock up on pickles and antibiotics, because they're not going to deport her back to America yet.
It was first reported there were no injuries, but that's a lie. That Brother Berenstain Bear looking bitch put two cops in the hospital with minor injuries. UsWeekly says that the cops, who were hired to escort Snooki through Florence, are thinking of pressing charges against her and she faces criminal prosecution if they do. The cops have 90 days to decide what to do. And by that I mean that MTV has 90 days to try to pay them off.
Has anybody started an "Amanda Knox For Snooki" campaign yet, because it needs to happen. But seriously, Italy is almost rid of Snooki and they aren't going to let anything get in the way of that. That's why she won't face charges and she won't go to jail. Snooki could blind a dozen Italian children with the bones of murdered kittens and the Italian police would still shrug and say, "So your flight's at 6, right?"
Here's more of Snooki in and out of a neck brace in Florence today. Aunt Nelda, this bitch ain't!
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Ummm...I like her purse.
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She has a chain for her glasses, but it's not even around her neck... it's just dangling from her glasses??? wtf?
again...my reason why i wont buy louis vuitton's new shit anymore cuz hoes like this use them.
So all i can do is pray my little cousin over there isn't being influence by this mess? The last time I saw her she was sweet, if I go to Italy and she looks like she stepped off the caravan of courage I will be pissed off. I'm proud to say I spent the first 22 yrs of my life on Long Island and I don't look like this.
Submitted by Gem on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:51pm.
NO....Amanda Knox did not kill her roommate.
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Actually, that is your opinion. My opinion is different from yours.
What I have read, and what I have seen on crime shows, all roads lead to Knox. There will always be people who are on one side or the other.
Just like some people are actually buying into the idea that Casey Anthony's brother and father are molesters and that Anthony's father helped her cover up the child drowning in the backyard pool because her mother would be pissed at them for the little girl drowning.
Oh this is awesome I didn't know this had started an Amanda Knox debate. Ya know, as much as we may speculate, we will never really know what happened to that girl, and I mean the real victim, the one who lost her life, we will never know who killed her or why, but come on folks, Amanda is a nut-job. As much as I'd like to defend an American on foreign soil, bitch was at the police station the day after the crime doing cartwheels and splits in the waiting room. I mean... Really?
Of course, everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt, AND they were never able to find Amanda's or Raffaele's DNA which fails to place them at the crime scene, so they have this working for them. But then bitch decides to write a letter all about her delusional arse, voluntarily, without the cops having asked her for shit. I mean, whether she did it or not, it's clear Amanda wasn't taking this murder shmurder seriously.
Oh and to whoever said potheads cant stop giggling and this is why Amanda appeared ditsy? The fuck?? I smoke pot everyday. Since I was 16. No, I'm not proud of it, but I can assure you I do not giggle 24/7 and it does not make me wanna stab anyone to death or do cartwheels in a police station. If Amanda did it, it was clearly because she thought she could get away with it. Small town in Bumfuck Nowhere, common folk, the simple life, she probably thought they wouldn't care enough to find the killer.
Anywho, I'm not saying she did it, but that she fucked up her own credibility running around changing stories, blaming the 'black guy', and trying to make the police look stupid, bitch took the cake on that shit!
No one will ever know what really happened that night and who killed Meredith, which is really sad, and what is sadder is that three people are paying for the crime. But hey if they did it, then justice was served.
I'd like to defend a fellow American as much as the next guy, but she did an awful job defending herself! I have not watched the Hayden Panettiere movie nor do I intend to. Facts speak for themselves. Ok, morning rant over.
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UGH. She obviously doesn't need the neck brace at all. She's walking around without it for a few of the pictures, then she's waving it around, then she puts it on over her stupid glasses chain. Uh huh. Cut it with the sympathy act, stupid bitch. MTV is also to blame for allowing (and probably asking) her to wear that stupid thing.
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What a load. What can be said about her that already hasn't? I am so ashamed to think that this fat little asswipe is what many Italians are seeing as a representative of America!
She is beyond loathsome!
What a mess. There needs to be a public service campaign with pics that says, "If you're fat, don't dress like this."
@Gem - thx for the info. I think the Knox case is interesting. I'll check out a few of the books you mentioned.
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I love how in thumbnail #5 she has her (fake) neck-brace over her sun glass chain. That was not put on by a medical professional. I'm sure it's an MTV prop.
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I'm waiting for the villagers to chase this little troll bitch out of Florence with pitchforks....and wtf is that other ho with her all about? Fugly!
@ chestybongos,
Oh thank you SO MUCH for your post. It made me giggle and cackle my arse off. My cat looked at me like I was losing my mind. Oh well.
Snooki is a fucking retard. I don't usually use that word as it is offensive. But by god she IS a retard. That outfit, that hair, that makeup, that attitude. What a fucking horrendous mess.
It's funny--she seems to be hobbling around in those Clydesdale boots, and with the neck brace, and the way she's holding that giant pocketbook, and the continuing use of The Chain™, Snooki looks like a deranged little old lady here instead of the "cool" "sexy" "guidette" she was shooting for. Plus, she's not allowed to drive anymore! How little-old-lady can you get?
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:50pm.
pfft! they took her license... big deal!... call me when they sterilize her.
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:31pm.
1st - amanda knox jokes are not okay. she is guilty, and as a rich white girl she expected to get away with it. not a name to play with, if you had been reading about the case from the start.
I watched a whole thing on TV about that case, and I was very puzzled as to why she did it (if she did).
The one thing that sent shivers down my spine -apart from the obvious creepiness of the whole story- is those snapshots that were taken of Amanda and her boyfriend the day following the crime, where they're seen laughing and enjoying themselves in some sort of amusement park. Who would choose to do that kind of thing, right after their roommate has been savagely murdered?
and then the whole cartwheel thing. Her reactions to her room mate being murdered was bizarre. Missing an empathy gene for sure.
Amanda Knox and her boyfriend were potheads, that's why all the nonstop giggling (nothing against potheads, some of my best friends still smoke). But they were young and STUPID, like I said, that doesn't mean they killed the roommate.
Finally (and then I'll get off my soapbox and this post), that made-for-TV movie was a complete sham, did not come close to being realistic, and hurt Amanda Knox more than anything else has done, because people think they know the "real story" from watching that shit on TV.
If you want to know the real story, there are a couple good books (go to the "true crime" section of your library)...the American writers who summarized her case got their facts right, at least.
Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:31pm.
1st - amanda knox jokes are not okay. she is guilty, and as a rich white girl she expected to get away with it. not a name to play with, if you had been reading about the case from the start.
I watched a whole thing on TV about that case, and I was very puzzled as to why she did it (if she did).
The one thing that sent shivers down my spine -apart from the obvious creepiness of the whole story- is those snapshots that were taken of Amanda and her boyfriend the day following the crime, where they're seen laughing and enjoying themselves in some sort of amusement park. Who would choose to do that kind of thing, right after their roommate has been savagely murdered?
Further, lock that stupid ho "Snookie" and throw away the key, she is just plain disgusting. Better yet, release Amanda Knox in exchange for this hairy beast.
Further, lock that stupid ho "Snookie" and throw away the key, she is just plain disgusting. Better yet, release Amanda Knox in exchange for this hairy beast.
NO....Amanda Knox did not kill her roommate. The Italians are absolute assholes for framing her for that murder. There is aonther person who committed the crime, and he copped to it, but the f-ing Italians refuse to look stupid for locking up the wrong person, so they imprisoned him and gave him a SHORTER SENTENCE than the one Amanda Knox is serving. Her only "crime" was that she was too naive to know better than to allow the Italian police to question her day after day for several hours at a time; she should have listened to her family and gone to the American consulate immediately. Just a dumb kid, too stupid to probably plan a murder, let alone pull one off.
Her parents are not/were not wealthy; what happened to their daughter has devastated them. In all likelihood, she will never be released from prison. I'm married to an Italian so not saying this to be racist, but the Italian legal system is screwed up; it makes ours look good in comparison. I just read a lengthy legal paper on this crime, is why I jumped in with both feet on my opinion.
pfft! they took her license... big deal!... call me when they sterilize her.
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1st - amanda knox jokes are not okay. she is guilty, and as a rich white girl she expected to get away with it. not a name to play with, if you had been reading about the case from the start.
2nd - i couldnt help laughing at how absurd the sunglass holder and the boots are. i would like to think she was playing around looking that stupid, but i am pretty sure she thinks she looks pretty cool.
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I feel terrible for Italians.
Jesus, what an asshole.
Snookie post needs more cow bells: beast, beast beast....
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Amanda Knox's parents are behind this....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why is this ho in Italy?
She's not even truly of Italian descent!
Well, I suppose it is environmentally friendly to recycle Kardasian back hair. O_o
Dear Italy,
We love you. Please don't hate us because of this little bridge troll. She totally doesn't represent us.
Love,
America
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Even without the neck brace, that is the stupidest, most ridiculous outfit I've ever seen. I'm so embarrassed for all U.S. citizens... like our reputation around the world wasn't terrible enough.
Why couldn't she crash into the fashion police ??
fuuuuuuuuuucck.
"Looking like if a baby sasquatch ran off in the middle of getting a full body shave"
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My Keyboard is wet from my tears for laughter at this. I laughed so loud and scared the people here at Starbucks. omg! This was worth it.
Who knew she had a neck??!
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Check out the thunder thighs on that tranny
I am begging the thuggish Italian Mafia to take out this trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope the cast of Jersey Shore is already gone from Florence when I move there. On second thought... anybody want Snooki's autograph?
Kill it with fire!!!!!!
Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 4:24pm.
How did two cops get injured? That makes no sense, it was just a fender bender.
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Maybe whiplash? I don't think you have to be going fast to get jarred.
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She really needs to go back to spa and get them to finish shaving her.
How did two cops get injured? That makes no sense, it was just a fender bender.
I could not imagine what would be stuck to those furry damn...shoes?! at the end of the day.
Let's see, she found the following:
16 cigarettes butts
9 pieces of gum
half a jolly rancher
a small woodland creature (unknown species, but that bitch is a biter)
2 used condoms
an adult diaper (used)
and a happy meal
yep, I need a pair of them there shoes.
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All I have to say about the title picture is...HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow! I'm happy for her that she got to lose some weight...but I guess some people just look awkward with the chunk off of them (i.e. Star Jones) and Snooks here is no different. And that neck brace makes it EVEN BETTER!
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colt13 -- Yeah, Deena denied it, but that doesn't mean she didn't do it. I tend to believe it because she's so ugly & desperate to land a guy she'd do anything (including analingus). Also, I think where there's smoke there's fire. I don't think the "Jersey Shore" dudes are smart enough to come up with butt licking on their own.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 3:35pm.
But.Seriously.Folks. -- yep, that's Deena Cortese, the new cast member. She's a good friend of Snooki, of similar height, and is known for being into analingus (yep, I said it!). Snooki is a beauty in comparison to that thing.
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Deena denied she did ATM.
I actually like her most of the time, but only when she's sober. No surprise, her tiny body can't handle liquor. And she is a sloppy drunk.
I have a soft spot for this crazy little ewok. She just don't give a fuck. I really get the impression that the cast of Jersey Shore are actually being themselves, their fucked up, immature, retarded selves. That is unusual in a reality show. The cast of Geordie Shore for example? You can't convince me that heterosexual northern men wax their eyebrows and have both their ears pierced, MTV.
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