Arnold Schwarzenegger's Former Side Piece Has Love And Respect For Maria Shriver
The mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret love child finally broke her silence and it looks like the gold bar Hello! magazine handed her was big enough to do it. The Guatemalan temptress Mildren Baena gave her first interview to Hell-o! and also served up some serious come hither pose game next to her and Arnold's son Joseph. But before we get into the interview, is it just me or does Mildred look like Priscilla Allen meets La Bruja meets Joker Cat? Now that I've gotten that out of the way...
Mildred always knew that her boss was Joseph's biological father, but she kept it a secret from Arnold.
"It was as Joseph grew and I started to see the resemblance that I wondered – but It became more apparent as time went on. I knew Arnold was the father, and maybe as Joseph got older and began to look like him, he [Arnold] wondered. But he never said anything to me.”
When the other maids started whispering about how much Joseph looked like the Guatemalan Schwarzenegger, Maria started to raise her Detective La Toya magnifying glass and ask questions.
“I’m here if you need to talk. I sensed something was up. I have so much love and respect for Maria. Finally, she asked point blank. She was so strong. She cried with me and told me to get off my knees. We held each other and I told her it wasn’t Arnie’s fault, that it takes two.”
More like Maria said, "Get off your knees, trollop! I ain't my husband."
As for Joseph, he shrugged off the news that he's part Schwarzenegger and said it was "cool" when his grandmother told him.
And maybe it's just bitch's checking account talking, but Mildred said that she hopes Maria and Arnold stay together.
“He’s a good man and I know he’s suffering too. He loves Maria. I hope with time they work things out.”
You know after reading the "love and respect" part, I'm beginning to think that Mildred and I are cut from the same dirty cum cloth. Because when I love and respect a ho, I always let her man dick drill me raw on her bed while I fold her panties which I washed. And as a dirty cum cloth brother, I have to let Mildred know that her eyebrow situation is more of a disaster than Conan the Destroyer.
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damn that is some telenovela shit!
WOW! The lad really looks like Arnold! Wonder how many others are out there?
I hear a lot of people don't think he looks like Arnie.
Watch Conan the Barbarian one of these day, and compare the young Arnie to this one. there is a huge resemblance in the face! I don't doubt for a second he's a Schvartzenegger
He doesn't look like Arnie at all.
I still love Arnold! Even if he's a total manwhore.
I can't believe how much that kid looks like him though. Anyone that wasn't suspicious is a moron.
So you betray someone who was nothing but kind to you by doing the nasty with her hubby under her roof and then you seek the spotlight because you want people to symphatize with you? She makes Gustave Flaubert's Madame Bovary - or Kim Kardashian for that matter - look like the picture of altruism by comparison.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I think this woman is a sweet lady who got thrown off kilter by being propositioned by Ah-nald.
And the son is much better looking that he is!
Why are they calling him a "love child" when it was more like a "Well, she was there" child.
I'm also confused about why this story makes it sound as if Arnie never knew, when it first came out that he knew since the boy was a toddler and Maria JUST found out. I thought this ho retired before Maria found out.
Well, I may be in the minority here but it seems she HAD to come out and make some sort of statement since her son is of the age where he had to be hearing shit people were saying while throwing her under the bus. I don't think she is out for money or anything. It doesn't seem like it at all. I am sure her son had a choice to go on the cover or not and people have been chasing her to try and get of pic of him, so now they won't be.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 2:10pm.
yes, I'm sure it was a tremendous comfort for Maria Shriver to be held and comforted by her dirtbag husband's cumrag.
Way to put yourself on a pedestal.
Reach for the stars, puta.
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I bet everybody knew and they just had an accommodation. Only when the LA Times learned about it did they realize they had to fess up. Kids can pick out their bio parents from a crowded room. It's primal or something.
not that Maria is a looker, but dam he must have been drunk or high when he wandered on down to the servant's rooms in the basement. and i don't know .. i don't think that kid looks SO much like him that everyone was talking about it .....
This stupid woman is a lying piece of crap! If she really had so much love and respect for Maria she would have kept her flabby legs shut! Now she is dragging her kid into this for a huge payday on top of the money Arnie has to pay for the kid? Horrid old bag.
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Classy.
Why don't we get honest. Why not let the world know the truth. Mildred Baena is, herself, Jackie Mason's secret love child.
Leave Miss Piggy out of this!!!
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She looks more to me what was birthed out by Miss Piggy after she fucked Andre the Giant.
She looks about 60, servicing Ahnuld must have sucked the life out of her.
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Poor bastard!
I'm sorry but this still cracks me up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj93bd6-uDk
I would've expected something like this if Mildred had looked (even remotely) like Yvette, from Clue, but she looks like Aretha Franklin, two weeks (at most) into Weight Watchers.
I mean, Maria is a like a male Skeletor, true, but come on!!!
That kid is one lucky bastard, though. He's set for life.
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What's the matter with her husband's olfactory nerve that he couldn't smell Arnie's roided up dickspit?
Douching with battery acid wouldn't kill off that stink.
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The poor boy, an offspring of Shrek and Donkey :(
Tiredofthiscrap...
I hope you were joking with your dumbass translation:
http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/GEN-DE/1997-08/0871574422
Google translate is not the way to go when it comes to translating German/Austrian names..
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Naw his name really means black n*gger, that is that bitches real name.
Schwarze means black, neger means, really do I need to type it again.
Anyways that's not cool to have the boy on the cover like that.
if that broad is 50, I'm 27.
if that broad is 50, I'm 27.
Go ahead and do magazine covers if you must, Mildred, but do you HAVE to put your son on the covers with you? Fucking piece of shit mother, you are.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
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Joseph looks like Chaz Bono.
I'd upgrade her to a body bagger
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 2:22pm.
Mildred is what we like to call...a double bagger.
Submitted by harveyprice on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 3:34pm
this is laugh out loud funny!!!
While this woman is no raving beauty, she's still more attractive than poor shriveled Maria. I feel so bad for her. Ironic that the thing Maria has going for her is brains and she was stupid enough to marry a social climbing dirtbag like Arnie. Arnold's a lowlife, douchbag. What a piece of shit. This woman is a desperate idiot.
now if women want to bone every single man that breathes their way...so be it...but for God's sake take some damn birth control. I am no saint and in my misspent youth I got knocked up and was unsure who the baby daddy was...but felt so much shame at the time I had to terminate. It is a horrible feeling to not be 100% sure who the daddy is...horrible. Only a real dumb ass ignorant bitch would go ahead with the pregnancy...she is such a lying bitch I cannot believe it...of course she knew Arnold was the daddy from the jump..she wanted a big payday to fix that fugly mutt face of hers...if she thinks this press was a good move she is sadly mistaken. She comes off as a bigger sack of shit than she already was in my mind. After you do something this hideous...it is better to never speak up...all you are coming off as is a world class hypocrite slut...and watch her blame her love of Jesus for not terminating this pregnancy...cause Jesus will forgive you for boning your bosses husband, but not for terminating an unwanted out of wedlock birth...damn religion is stupid too!!
She's one hot piece of ass. I can see why Arnold just couldn't resist that
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Damn, this bitch is a fucking beast! Big, wide ass back and huge jowls...mmm...I can see how Arnie just couldn't pass it up. Especially those nasty ass big fatty grandma titties, dear god, how can so much sex appeal lie with one woman? I don't know if I want to fuck her or strap packages on for her to carry.
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I always said that if I hired help around the house they would be raggedy, ugly and old (but not so old that they can't do shit)-THIS BITCH has ruined it for me. I will NEVER have hired help because I know how men think and I'll be damned if some out of shape mutt faced bitch gives my kids a bastard sibling and goes around telling mother fuckers how much she cares for a respects my ass. Cue that bitch that ran over her cheating husband with HIS kid sitting next to her in the car. Maria needs to get a pep talk from her, stat!
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She looks like the kid's grandmother.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Way to blast your kids face all over the fucking world, mother, maid, and mistress of the fucking year.
Hope all the money she's making pays for Joseph's psychiatrist, because I'm sure this is only going to bring cheers and positive words.
Let me marj the calendar for today-The day the whore became a fame whore with the balls to talk about the love and respect a married man she slept with has for his wife. Yeah.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Is that Heath Ledger as the Joker in Drag?
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:05pm.
I am amazed by the number of females who apparently entertain such a steady pilgrimage to their privates that they find it challenging to discern the father(s) of their own child(ren).
---A girl I used to run around with had sex with 6 different guys in one week and yes, got knocked up, and no, didn't know which one it was.She almost went on Maury to find out the daddy. I punch myself in the cooter for talking her out of it.
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I feel bad for the kid. He was shoved in the media without much warning. And is still called a bastard child. Sounds like a future DUI.
WTFOMGLOL Ta very much! ♥ glad I could cheer u up a little! that's what dlisted is for, eh!
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