Tommy Girl In India
Like a modern day Gandhi (Gaydhi?), Tommy Girl had dozens of people worshiping at his glittery heels when he swept up into the Taj Mahal in India this morning. Tommy's there with Anil Kapoor to promote Mission Impossible: Tommy Tries To Touch A Can On The Top Shelf Without A Step Ladder. If you've got permanent dirty phallic vision like I do, then I'm sure you noticed the giant white dick sticking out of Tommy's head. I'm sure Tommy did too, which is why he looks happier than the time he found a gay-free Coldstone Creamery on Yelp.
Tommy tried to keep his ass down through most of the photo call, because if he got up, his tingly prostate would jump out of his Scientolohole and hump all those phallic statues. It wouldn't be a pretty scene. Really, where was an emergency butt plug when Tommy really needed one?
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The only reason they're looking at him is because he would make for some awesome Tandoori chicken.
Needs more Princess Diana.
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look a photo - no one is staring @ tommy girl.
ha ha ha cause they dont give a shit about pasty lookin gringo.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 2:31am.
I bet Tommy will be looking for some fellas to teach him the Kama Sutra.
which is mostly Tommy on a sling, and 20 guys forming a line.
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you are now officially responsible for me having this in my brain before i'm off to sleep!... i hope that you're pleased with yourself!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I bet Tommy will be looking for some fellas to teach him the Kama Sutra.
which is mostly Tommy on a sling, and 20 guys forming a line.
Prince Harry Ginge knows MK's distress cry and will rescue him from the scary clutches of the Scientology goons.
Tammy and JT need to give it up.
another day, another photo op for Tommygirl's nasty pit stains
I think Michael K needs a secret code word that he can use on his final post that he feverishly types out as the Scientology Soldiers break into his apartment, step over the dog feces and glasses of old bong water, and take him away to their torture center.
We need to agree on this special code word so that we can get a group of Dlisted followers together to go to Palm Springs (isn't that where all the Scientology bad shit goes down?) to save him after they take him away.
Looks like most of the fans standing around him are looking OVER HIS HEAD, snapping photos of something in the background.
Poe tommy girl. Cant get no respect nowheres. pffft.
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Thomas Mapother (his real name) is one of the most overrated celebrities ever. He has been in the public eye for almost 30 fucking years, and I just don't get it.
"Tommy's there with Anil Kapoor to promote Mission Impossible: Tommy Tries To Touch A Can On The Top Shelf Without A Step Ladder."
Ha, ha, MK!!!!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 2:58pm.
Someone slap me, cause i think Tommy Girl looks good in the main pic.
Stand back, SUH-LAAPPPPPPP! And one more time with the back of my hand...
I would buy Suri's book. For Evil Digby, of course.
I'm sure her book will be very glib.
(It will be ghostwritten by catholicschoolgirl.)
Speaking from experience we can say that Indian sizemeat can be massive.......uncut and stinky with cheese as well!
Tammy hopes that a handsome horse-hung Maharaja will corn-hole her to death and then bury her in a beautiful white marble tomb!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 4:07pm.
ESE, I shit you not. She has a BOOK coming out. I read about it.
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oh, i know!!... i've got my crayons ready for her to personally dabble words of wisdom for me at her closest impending book signing!LOL!
*edited*... excuse me... "Novel" signing.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, I shit you not. She has a BOOK coming out. I read about it.
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Forget your troubles, come on get happy
You better chase all your cares away
Submitted by VitaminF on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 3:07pm.
You just know, behind those glasses, he is smiling his crazy, soulless terrifying smile.
That's what creeps me out the most about him.
Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one who says David Miscarriage. LOL!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 4:03pm.
Is Suri there too, doing research for her book?
I'm sure she'll be an amazing author.
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don't mind PSL, folks... she's just glib.... heeheehee!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Is Suri there too, doing research for her book?
I'm sure she'll be an amazing author.
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Forget your troubles, come on get happy
You better chase all your cares away
He's recreating that iconic Princess Di pic. How fitting. hahaha
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Mission Impossible: Tommy Tries To Touch A Can On The Top Shelf Without A Step Ladder.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Taj Mahal is purty, all the people look nice too. Except for that pustule Tommy, of course.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 2:54pm.
@squiggles, your avie is ridiculous. I crack up every time I see it.
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HA! Good! I was getting bored of it. I don't even know if it's photoshopped but I prefer to believe it's not. I'd probably walk around like that too if I were married that freak.
@Vitamin F: Ah, makes sense. He just looks like some idiot getting in the way of the shot.
He looks sane and good, for once. Yeah, I know he's crazy.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 2:58pm.
Someone slap me, cause i think Tommy Girl looks good in the main pic.
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why would i slap you if i think the same? *runs and hides from other dlisters*
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
aaahaaahaa haaa haaa haaaaa ...
they aren't gathered for this vintage queen of peen. in fact, the only one who throws a look his way looks as if he's wondering "hey, who farted ..." and is near scowling in twinklemouse's direction.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
A real shame they don't do human sacrifice over there.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
I hope this movie loses a lot of money. It's time for this freak in boys department pants to retire.
@squiggles
You are right, I noticed it too. Cameras are pointed way off, not towards TG. I guess they are taking pictures of Anil Kapoor who is a big star in India. I doubt many common Indian folks give a damn about Hollywood movies or Hollywood stars, most Indians can not grasp the American accent, hence they watch kind of dubbed version of Hollywood movies in small towns.
I guess most of the tourists present there have no idea who TG is.
Oh No! Get Tommy Girl outta my country. With all the unsuspecting souls there, his scientolohole is capable of causing major damage.
I never noticed before, but with glasses on, TG has a major case of "fried chicken nose". You just know, behind those glasses, he is smiling his crazy, soulless terrifying smile. Wondering if he took David Miscarriage with him and if they are there to recruit some freshly minted Indian billionaires for Xenu.
proof that he is gay!!!!! http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
Yes. Tommy looks great here...
...for a middle aged, menopausal woman.
In fact, he looks so contented that I don't doubt he's huffing his own broccoli farts.
DP derp.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Someone slap me, cause i think Tommy Girl looks good in the main pic.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
LOL I'm actually watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom right now. While Tommy's in India, he can play Short Round in the inevitable reboot.
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@squiggles, your avie is ridiculous. I crack up every time I see it.
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In Tommy Girl's DREAMS.
LOLOL at this entire post. Tommy Girl in front of the Taj Mahal...the jokes write themselves.
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Who are those people taking pics of? Doesn't look like they're aiming at lil' Tommy, LOL.
"I'm sure Tommy did too, which is why he looks happier than the time he found a gay-free Coldstone Creamery on Yelp."
Hahahaha! *sets off to find new shirt*
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia