Sinead O'Connor's On-And-Off Marriage Is Off Again
In case you're wondering, a 5-second-long marriage to a drug counselor can't survive a honeymoon at the crackhouse, an overdose and hate from "evil" Irish journalists. Not even butt fucking until your rectum rips like a picture of the Pope can fix all of that. Sinead O'Connor wrote on her website last night that her marriage to Tenhead McHateDrugs is completely over this time and the only companion she needs in her life is an anal balloon pump. Here's a piece of what Sinead wrote:
Ireland is a very fucked up country. Certain sections of our media are pure evil. These people, along with others caused enormous damage deliberately and maliciously to my innocent flower of a husband, purely because he was with me. And so his association with me became something very bad for his life. And slowly since we were married I became very ill as result of what was done to my husband and i was unable to cope. And became depressed..The behaviour of one particular paper resulted in very serious damage to my husband and myself personally and consequently made the marriage untenable so that it is now over and I hope the media will kindly leave the poor man alone to get on with his life.
I will never again associate myself romantically with anyone as I could not bear to see these things done again to someone I love.
I have been told by the one paper who tried to destroy my husbands job that it is entirely my fault they did as I don't just shut up and sing.
Well guys.. I'm gonna be me. And if anyone doesn't like that they can seek therapy. Because I am wonderful. Exactly as I am. As Bridget Jones would say. And I shall continue being me. If being me means certain Irish media will try to destroy my romantic life.. So be it.. I have ten fingers and a number of toys (not really the toys.. But need them now so maybe u cud all post me some!)
Sinead also wrote that she's taking her meds again and a psychiatrist told her that she's not bi-polar. So the ex Mr. O'Connor can go back to his pre-Sinead world and every now and again think about how he helped her realize that the brown in difficult brown is really the Irish media. But for real, who knew the Irish media was that damn gangsta. Those bitches can destroy marriages and ruin lives in just a couple of weeks. Hmmm. Can't they remove their shank from Sinead and point it toward something that's actually made of pure evil. You know, like the Kardashians. It's the least Ireland can do for giving us Bono. We'll call it even!
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Sinead has helped me overcome my fascination with anal sex. The brown helped too.
i'm wonderful? exactly as i am? then why did you try to off yourself not even 3 days ago? GET HELP!!!
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where exactly was the photo taken?
Funny how we hardly heard a word about her love life for those other 4 husbands and who knows how many lovers.
We love your brown difficulties, Sinead, but announcing that stuff to the world just makes the world hungrier for more. Keep your bidness to yourself if you can't handle the attention.
Not even butt fucking until your rectum rips like a picture of the Pope can fix all of that
For this sentence, you deserve a Pulitzer prize. Seriously.
Sinead is troubled, but very talented. It's really possible, in my opinion, that what she says is true and that she is targeted by the media for not agreeing to "shut up and sing."
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Submitted by Sindicator on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 8:09pm.
"on and off MARRIAGE" FUCK this bitch and EVERY one of you (me) fucking hetero idiot pieces of shit. #Equality
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
So move already, Sinead! Who wants to live in that Church-run country anyway?
Sometimes the things we write should never meet the light of day. It should just be quiet expressionistic journaling to our support group.
Seriously though, I had a dream last night that my dog was Sinead O'Connor. It explained much of my puppeh's strange behaviors. In my dog, these behaviors are endearing (she hasn't tried to OD on Greenies or anything).
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"on and off MARRIAGE" FUCK this bitch and EVERY one of you (me) fucking hetero idiot pieces of shit. #Equality
Great talent often comes with mental difficulties. Without a doubt her version of "Nothing Compares 2 U" is one of the most hauntingly beautiful songs ever recorded.
She is a great talent with major problems.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I think she is more borderline personality disorder than she is bipolar.
She keeps harping on how evil Ireland is - why doesn't she move if it's so bad?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:04pm.
I think she was just using this poor guy for the butt sex.
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I agree. Reductive, but probably true. ;) tee-hee
I want to say that if Ireland is that bad then she should leave but if we all left where we didn't feel wanted than the other guy(s) win. Maybe she just needs a vacation on a tropical island.
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time must go by really slow in her mind, every-time i read one of her statements she is referring to small recent incidents as if they've been taking place forever,recurrently,.
no you are not bipolar.
you cray!
man, it's hard to resist the difficult brown, right mk :)
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Wasn't she the one who tweeted all about this relationship in the first place? Can't blame the press for that. Did they make her carry that tacky pink purse too?
Then we will see another Twitter rant and they are reconciled and enjoying the difficult brown more than ever.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:11pm.
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Hey IrishF, Ireland sounds nice!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
"innocent flower of a husband...it is entirely my fault ...just shut up and sing." Well Sinead, you said it best! LOL!
You are a Cracked-Out MF! May Barry never see you again!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Uh, she's not bipolar???? Uh, yea alright, did she get confused when they told her, she was manic depressive, and didn't realize it meant the same thing? I mean, I don't see how a psychatrist could tell her she isn't bipolar. What the fuck is she then? Schizo Affective? Because she has more shit going on that just depression. And she has more shit going on for it to be nothing, I don't believe that crock of bullshit, and secondly, Sinead needs to stop with the excuses. She didn't excuse her actions for ripping up pictures of the pope, she certainly should have the balls to own up to taking part in ripping up her OWN marriage, a marriage she probably should NOT HAVE gotten in to in the first place, and stop trying to make this guy out to be a fucking lamb. He is a grown ass 10headed man, yea the media IS a bitch, but as much as I hate to say it, Sinead really hasn't been relovant musically or popular for sometime, she's only been popular by the controvery her supposed NON-Mental illness caused. Come on now, girl, get it together. You're better than this. OWN THE FUCK UP!
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Why with the always bald though? I've seen her with hair and, OK its kind of blah, but can't she just wear a wig? She looks ridic.
I'm seeing Chaz Bono here (?)
Submitted by The Machine on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 1:39pm.
More importantly
are her shoes on the wrong feet?
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Nop, she's just wearing Uggs and that's what they look like on everyone's feet.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:50pm.
Whamo, my Irish mental instability has never stopped your yearning for me!
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Oh my God...you're my Sinead O'Connor!! LOL :)
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:45pm.
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I think it's the second and that's the reason the guy went to a crackhouse for her. There is No way unless you're going to do some too are you going to go a foreign country and try and score at a crackhouse. He would have to have some idea of what's going on or they burn him in a second.
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:27pm.
You really have to question the judgment of a drug counsellor that goes off and marries a woman he counsels that the whole world knows to be batshit crazy. WTF was he thinking...
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This.
Shouldn't he pretty much KNOW and be readily able to tick off when someone with a long-standing substance abuse problem is going through the motions of a relapse?
Or is he one of those drug counselors that have gone through a substance problem/mental condition of his own and is tenaciously holding on to his own sobriety/sanity? (And NO, I'm not saying they ALL have that history...)
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Or, he might have a savior complex...and goes for damaged women that he somehow thinks he can heal. I didn't know he was a drug counselor but now that I do, this seems like a pretty logical explanation.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I'm trying to decide which one is more kookier: Sinead or C Love?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Whamo, my Irish mental instability has never stopped your yearning for me!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:27pm.
You really have to question the judgment of a drug counsellor that goes off and marries a woman he counsels that the whole world knows to be batshit crazy. WTF was he thinking...
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This.
Shouldn't he pretty much KNOW and be readily able to tick off when someone with a long-standing substance abuse problem is going through the motions of a relapse?
Or is he one of those drug counselors that have gone through a substance problem/mental condition of his own and is tenaciously holding on to his own sobriety/sanity? (And NO, I'm not saying they ALL have that history...)
And you don't begin sentences with "And".
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"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
Has anyone actually seen the articles she refers to that are against her husband? And he must be made of porcelain if a few words forced her to end the marriage to protect him.
You really have to question the judgment of a drug counsellor that goes off and marries a woman he counsels that the whole world knows to be batshit crazy. WTF was he thinking, was she doing really well go off her meds and went batty?
And Sinead, I implore you again, get your kidneys checked.
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The evil mean bad media has been trashing celebs and their personal lives since the age of the dinosaurs. Has she looked at a National Enquirer lately? they're announcing Jennifer Aniston's 2,349,232th pregnancy, Oprah's lesbian romp with Gayle King, and that Angie and Brad are really breaking up due to her heroin addiction. Most people just roll their eyes and move on. If it was that bad, maybe she should sue for libel or something...or just get a thicker skin, and realize that it's part and parcel of being a celebrity. Tough nuggets!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
She must be really browned off.
oh boy. celebrity death pool alert.
Iirsh bipolar is rubbish.
The Irish have more mental illness than any other country (I believe) per capita and it has nothing to do with booze.
That kind of stereotyping is like saying all Americans are fat and stupid.
Oh. Wait.
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This fucking chick. What a wreck! But so entertaining! ROFLMAO
Seriously - the media is up her ass because she's so obnoxious. She's a late 80s - early 90s has-been, and she's bringing this all on herself. You don't see the media all up, say, Pat Benetar's ass, do you?
I love Pat Benetar. *grabs air guitar and headbangs to Heartbreaker*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Sinead is not so famous (certainly not outside Europe) that she couldn't have quitely married Tenhead and settled down.
Ireland is famous for celebs going there for privacy. Bono or anyone from US have no issues and nor does anyone else who is famous. When Michael Jackson lived there for 3 months, no-one bothered him at all when he couldn't even leave his own home on Cali without sheer lunacy.
Julia Roberts escaped there in the 90s when she was huge and had some love crisis with Keifer Sutherland and a ton of American celebs have homes there because people leave celebs completely alone.
Sinead has played the media since she was 20 years old and loved it and now it doesn't suit her so she's having a tantrum. She's completely lying about life in Ireland and the media although yes, the media WILL follow any person who behaves like she does and cannot shut up with her Twitter and all the sex talk and yelling about suicide. What does she expect?
Her poor kids, living with her self-imposed mayhem and dramas and living while knowing she's treatening suicide. What horrible childhoods they are having (reports say her home is a pig sty) and she does need to lay off social networks and keep her mouth shut and QUITELY get some help (and her dignity back).
Every celeb has the right to be mouthy but they also have to take the kick backs too.
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I think she was just using this poor guy for the butt sex.
I don't see why Sinead can't just tell everyone to fuck the hell off for. How can a media talk enough smack about you to the point that you and your husband would split up over it? The only way I can see that happening is if the relationship wasn't that strong to begin with in the first place. Hollywood marriages get crap talked about them everyday in the media and everytime they break up you never hear any of them say "it was the media, its all their fault we are no longer together" even if that was the case. Something doesn't seem quite right about this story, wish they could both work things out together for the sake of their own happiness..
"Sinead also wrote that she's taking her meds again and a psychiatrist told her that she's not bi-polar."
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CALLED IT!!!
*ba-buttons does the modified Maury "You are not the Father Dance"*
Irish bi-polar = boozehound
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
What are the odds that Megamind just can't handle being married to a crazy? I know, I know. Impossible!
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 1:38pm.
We need to take up a collection for Sinead's toy fund.
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*donates a barely used butt plug*
Nope. I bought her album back in the 80s. She can buy her own damn dildo!
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Off topic
Your avie always reminds me of "Et Dieu... créa la femme" which in turn reminds me of St. Tropez. In short, it gives me a happy vibe!
You have a nice weekend too!
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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I hate to say this but if they were giving him shit for marrying her, what does it matter if they split? The damage is done so why not do what the hell you want to do and be happy?