Friday, February 17th 2012
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
File this under: I am trying to slowly wean us off of unofficial all-animal How Slut Week by giving you a Hot Slut post with an animal Hot Slut and a human Hot Slut. We'll be back to all-human Hot Sluts again tomorrow (I think....probably not). Here's Julian, a two-month old marmoset monkey, eating the ear lobe of Thai beauty Kan, a performer in Tiffany's Show, the original transvestite cabaret show in Pattaya. So when you see that copy+pasting bitch Lady CaCa wearing a marmo-earring in a few months, you'll know that Kan did it first and better.
Source: Buzzfeed via WOW Report
Looks like a cross between a mouse and monkey. This could be in my nightmare tonight. NO!
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Submitted by sonne : Kan is lovely and marmosets are about the only monkey types I can handle, so good hot sluts.
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Agreed. However, it's still a baby who should be with it's mommy. Hoomins are ebil!:-(
Submitted by pohyah: You're scaring me! Plus these beautiful ladyboys' skills with makeup make me feel that I've failed as a woman. :-(
I can haz pet monkey?
*hops up and down clapping* OH! OH! I want one! Can I have it, PLEEEEASE!???
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
awwww, i want one!! (not to wear as an earring though) such a cute little creature!
If that monkey were 15X bigger and sitting on my chest doing that to my neck, it would be my fuzzy love monster kitty.
I love monkeys (obv...), but pictures like this upset me. Monkeys are wild animals; they shouldn't be used as accessories. If you want a cute, living accessory, then hire a surrogate to have your baby... like Beyonce!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Well, what have I been thinking? I always thought a marmoset was a type of rodent!
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Pattaya is the skeeviest place on earth. Populated by paedophiles and/or middle aged tattooed British, Russian and German expats. The ladyboys are really vicious scumbags as well. They will knife you soon as look at you. Horrible city full of horrible people.
I do Pagents!
Kan is lovely and marmosets are about the only monkey types I can handle, so good hot sluts.
no monkeys. no.
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MK, you know everyone loves animal sluts the best. People suck.
Animal sluts and abandoned couches are what we all want. It's democracy.
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Wow, hard to believe those ladies on that page are boys. Make's RuPaul's "Willam" look even more ridiculous with his 5:00 shadow. He's just the worst convincing drag I've seen on that show.
Aw, a monkey I think I like. But does it really need to be this lady-boy's earring? It's just a baby!
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 10:27am.
Jack, is that a trick question?
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MAN... she looks pretty other than her features. lol
tojo - NO to teh munkay...
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Jack, is that a trick question?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I once had a kittycat who left mama too soon, unbenownst to me, and would suckle my earlobes. Hurt like a motherfucker but cute as all damn hell.
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Oh, Gaga is so totally gonna "wear" live monkeys on leashes. MK called it.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Yes to the monkey!!! *side eyes Jack*
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I hope they haven't weaned that poor baby monkey. Seriously, it needs its mama.
I hate human beings sometimes, I really do.
Yes, her makeup is fierce and all that (although I would have left the nose a little less pink) but animals aren't accessories and I hope if they are using that baby as entertainment that she is being properly cared for in return for her exploitation at the hands of man....
*goes off and sobs in a corner somewhere...*
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Is it me or does that girl with the huge ears and pointy nose look like a "fairy"?? and NO to the little monkey.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012