Zac Efron On Dropping That Condom
At The Lorax premiere (the fucking Lorax premiere) a couple of weeks ago, the most beautiful boy fairy in Hollywood, Zac Efron, went "one, two, three, drop condom, five, six, seven, look shocked, nine, ten, eleven, smile at all the dumbasses thinking I actually fuck." It was about as staged as Lindsay Lohan accidentally dropping an AA chip in front of the paps. Scratch that. That's not possible, because I don't think they sell AA chips at the Chateau Marmont gift shop. But they should! Anyway, back to Zac.
Zac was on Today this morning to talk about that Lorax mess and Matt Lauer asked about him the condom thing. Matt blushed, Zac blushed and I wondered what happened to journalism. I mean, Matt just brought it up, giggled and moved on. I know Matt is probably in on it, but he could've snuck in at least one follow-up question. Why does Zac think anyone would believe he uses big dick condoms when we all know that he is a Ken doll brought to life by Disney and has no pokin' parts down there. Whatever, I'll lay off of Matt. Being the balding slut bag that he is, I'm sure he was too hypnotized by Zac Efron's Maybelline beauty. You know how Matt gets while in the presence of stunningly gorgeous women.
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So many unintentional puns in this video is what made watching this clip worth wild for me. Sure, as a mom, slightly offended that this opps had to have happened on the red carpet promoting a children's film. Doubt it would have been an issue if it happened any place else but whatever. It is not like it was done purposely as seen by the mortified look on Zac's face when he realized what happened. Anyway, I couldn't help to giggle at their reaction when Matt asked about Zac's successful "production company" followed up by unnoticed question concerning Zac's next project oddly enough titled, "The Lucky One"
He is just way too pretty to even be believed.
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I'd hit that anyway!!!
And I hope this is not fake marketing and he IN FACT fills a Magnum condom.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:47pm.
if they behaved like giggling girls talking about condoms, i hate to see how they deal with the "difficult brown" situation.
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Oh thank you very much. *throwing sloppy Joe in the garbage.*
Couldn't you go for something... more soft core... Like pancakes? Without the chocolate chip if you fucking please!!!
well good to see zac is prepared, so many times you meet a hot guy who wants to bend you over and hit it but he nevers carry a condom, so a bottom bitch gotta be the responsible one.
i cant believe matt laeur and zac were gigging over condom talk, seriously guys GROW UP.
this might sound slutty but i buy condoms, lube at the supermarket and dont hide it in a brown paper bag, everybody has sex.
if they behaved like giggling girls talking about condoms, i hate to see how they deal with the "difficult brown" situation.
All guys should carry a glove around with them....I mean, who the fuck gives a shit? Only in America would people be discussing this. Everyone shits and everyone fucks.
My long-time bf in college was not HUGE but he was about average I suppose or perhaps a little more and we always used the Large ones cause he said the normal ones were uncomfortable....I think a lot of guys are like that.
Maybe he has a latex allergy or is fucking someone who does? Trojan-enz (non latex condoms) also have a gold wrapper.
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I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
This is all so silly.
Safe sex is nothing to giggle about Lauer. Asswipe.
He is definitely getting hotter and less girly-boy. I kinda started crushing after 17 Again. He was so cute in that movie. He needs to watch the poofy hair though.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Capella on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:02pm.
I almost hurled @ your post yesterday!! Lol.
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Sorry @Guest! Felt I had to explain the troubles of "womanhood" to Whamo, sour cream and all!
Not into the yunguns much, but this kid is cute. Problem is I don't get a very strong hetero vibe from him............not that there's anything wrong with that.....
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He is NOT going to age well - I don't see him pulling off a "Rob Lowe" at all.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:19pm.
Re: The Lorax endorsements.
Apparently it's for eco-friendly products.
So what. Still pisses me off.
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I heard the eco shit was only after a 4th grade class somewhere bitched about NO ecological promos being featured or shown - which I guess is what the Lorax is all about.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Zac and condoms may go naturally together (not) but hell NO, do I want to hear about the Oscar rubber dropping incident during a chummy convo with Matt. Gives me the willies!
"Oh boy, is this a controversy? It will give me press? Oh my!"
Talk about your production company Zacchyboy, not this! ;)
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C'mon, MK... Matt Lauer et al. aren't journalists, they're "presenters" who simply read what they're told, to feed the corporate beast. Think "Mary Hart with occasional unattractive people."
I just don't buy that he needs a magnum based on his package in his skinny jeans (either that or his tuck game is better than GaGa's). Me thinks he's a size queen and was advertising he is prepared and available.
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:18pm.
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While huffing.....
You're welcome - Anytime!!! :)
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
HA! All this says to me is that Zac is officially on Grindr now
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*adjusts spanx...pops waistband*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Re: The Lorax endorsements.
Apparently it's for eco-friendly products.
So what. Still pisses me off.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/08/idUS201171+08-Feb-2012+PRN2012...
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:14pm.
Except that Demi is in the corner critiquing, and/or participating.....
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ok, I get it now. I'm sufficiently skeeved. Thank you. :)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:16pm.
Oh pleeeeeease, you know all you fat mom jean wearin asses would jump his bones if he smelled like chicken wangs and oreos!!!
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Don't you mean spanx wearing vegetarians?
If his wang is a zucchini and not a gherkin then it's all workin'.
I thought Demi was after him @ some party but he picked Tater instead?!?!???
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Oh pleeeeeease, you know all you fat mom jean wearin asses would jump his bones if he smelled like chicken wangs and oreos!!!
/misogyny
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And who is whoring out Dr. Seuss? I am beYOND annoyed at all the product endorsements that Lorax thing is doing. Besides the car (?!) commercial, I just saw it on some other product, maybe a cleaning product, and I'm like "what does THAT have to do with a Dr. Seuss character???" I can see it being tied in with Burger King or chewable multi-vitamins for kids, but why are they targeting adults?
I swear I read that there are over 80 marketing tie-ins.
Theordore Geisel is NOT amused, I don't think.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:03pm.
he is SO pretty. But if he fucked Rumer Willis, I have no respect for him!
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I would swear that recently someone commented about having their dick in a baked potato. I can't see fucking Rumer as much different than that.
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Except that Demi is in the corner critiquing, and/or participating.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
He's TOO pretty.... it's ugly.
The TODAY show sucks!!! Thankfully, I don't see it, or any of those smarmy morning shit shows.... just the news, and without your personal opinion is just fine thanks.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
PSL, anyone who bonks Tater Head is either drunk or is looking at her trust fund.
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His face looks like he's had a lot of work done. Shame.
ETA: Okay. Not a LOT of work, but some. He looks really fake.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:03pm.
he is SO pretty. But if he fucked Rumer Willis, I have no respect for him!
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I would swear that recently someone commented about having their dick in a baked potato. I can't see fucking Rumer as much different than that.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Huh? Wha? Oh. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The only time he uses condoms is by filling them with water and throwing them at people while giggling. Boring looking turd.
Dog, according to Enty at CDAN. YES. BLECH.
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Submitted by Capella on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:02pm.
I almost hurled @ your post yesterday!! Lol.
Jack...that tooooooo! ;)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by PSL on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:03pm.
But if he fucked Rumer Willis, I have no respect for him!
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Shut UP! :-0 Ehhh?
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 3:59pm.
Lorax sounds like a household cleaner OR an internal organ.
LOL to me it sounds like an extinct animal or something...
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
he is SO pretty. But if he fucked Rumer Willis, I have no respect for him!
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 3:59pm.
Lorax sounds like a household cleaner OR an internal organ.
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Lorax is what you catch, when you give Lindsay's talent a chance.
And no Vagisil could clear that itching up!
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 3:59pm.
Men whose asses are smaller than mine, men who are shorter than the norm, and men whose voices are higher in pitch than mine don't do it for me.
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Guess you dating Tom Cooze is out.
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Lorax sounds like a household cleaner OR an internal organ.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 3:55pm.
Men who are prettier than I am never did it for me.
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Men whose asses are smaller than mine (with the exception of Prince), men who are shorter than the norm (with the exception of Prince), and men whose voices are higher in pitch than mine don't do it for me.
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Aw, I like him. He's harmless. I don't know if I really buy that he's gay. Same with Jake Gyllenhaal.
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Douchechill!
Ann should have done this segment instead.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Men who are prettier than I am never did it for me.
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1 – Congratulations to Zac for staying put on his chair (Matt was quite persistent during the interview, a lot) when asked a tough direct question, and not throwing a hissy fit, ripping up his shirt, and throwing a chair through the window. HEAR THAT CHRIS BROWN?
2- I really looked at the red carpet link, and the guy was really-really embarrassed. It did not look planned.
But the most important question of all: WHO IS ZACK'S BF THAT NEEDS SUCH A BIG COAT!! Let us meet him lovely!
oh please we all know it was his diaphragm...
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
I hate to say it, but as he gets older God he is getting hot!!!
El Bits is FIRST!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.