And Of Course, There's Video Of Jason Russell's Nekkid Ass Nekkid Meltdown

Submitted by marklee on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 2:35am.

That was the most on-topic spam I have ever seen.

I was anniversary messagesconsiderate with the intention of the Ugandans are mystified about this video anyhow because Kony left in 2006 and they said their life is totally dissimilar now and not about him at all. They need help with other things, not getting rid of Kony. I'm not sure what this guy's agenda is.
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Bathsalts.

Too easy.

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Update!

http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/18/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/#....

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

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@ not shocked-What can I say about your links? I'm "not shocked."

Truly hateful people.

http://www.truthwinsout.org/blog/2012/03/23165/

Disturbing Questions Arise About Anti-Gay Funding Behind “Kony 2012″ Video

http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/03/16/446390/kony-2012-invisible-chil...

Kony 2012′s Invisible Children Connected To ‘Kill The Gays’ Uganda Pastor Martin Ssempa

Naked workout video?

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

LMMFAO Mickey! Thank goodness I can never remember my dreams! Remind me to never ask you what a nightmare means... that is, if I ever had one, of course! HAHA! ;D

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I didn't watch that Kony video, but I guess I'm going to have to because I have no clue who this dude is.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 11:50am.

Large reserves of oil were discovered in Uganda within the past ten years. Kony's forces oppose the current government in Uganda.
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That is one of the major issues but nothing new in the whole spectrum of pillaging of Africa's natural resources. The LRA is made of a majority of Acholi tribe and if you know any tribal history these are the people who had lived peacefully in parts of southern Sudan (Natinga,Lukupar)and the mountain border ranges of the Uganda they like the Dinka were massacred and displaced by the Islamic law regime that over took Sudan in their second civil war. I agree with you that there is always more to the story but the likes of the LRA and Kony would not have risen if the civil war was squashed in the 80's-90's, the UN should have taken proper action but of course they didn't and yes I do believe it is because of the high stakes with natural resources found in that area and the UN not wanting to "disturb" the Arab controlled oil cartel. It is some malevolent bullshit when we really see it for all its history.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 3:08pm.

LOL! Iam going to get my money back from therapist...thanks!

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

Submitted by Stan Derp on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 2:36pm.

"...this not something I would ever consider doing even if I was drunk."

Me neither. Fear of showering in public is one important reason why I steer clear of team sports and saunas. BTW, I hate to be the one to tell you, but becoming mortified at the realization that you are naked in public, reflects your vulnerability or feelings of shamefulness. You may be hiding something and are afraid that others can see right through you. I bet you didn't even know you had a problem, did you? (just teasing)

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 9:18pm.

I watched Kony up until this man filmed himself telling his preschooler about a scary man who abducts kids. Then I shut it off, disgusted. Do what you want, his intentions seem genuine, but don't use your kid for this purpose. Who tells a preschooler such a thing? Jackass.

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The parts with his kid were the creepiest.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 3:07am.

I feel like doing this every day. Unfortunately I'm not equiped to impress in this manner.

One of my biggest nightmares was somehow ending up completely naked on a stage or at least in front of some large group of people. I always woke up from my dream horrified. What that means I have no idea but this not something I would ever consider doing even if I was drunk.

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

Invisible Children (on my hands)

He pushes that pretty ass out there like he's taken a few big ones up there a time or two!

Angie Jo strikes again.

And in other news....

http://www.infowars.com/arrest-angelina-jolie-for-war-crimes-kony-2012/

Please everyone do your homework before donating to Invisible children and other Kony related charities popping up

http://www.cyberguerrilla.org/?p=5214

Large reserves of oil were discovered in Uganda within the past ten years. Kony's forces oppose the current government in Uganda. A good business environment requires at least a semi-stable economy. I think that's what this all is ultimately about (or at least why it's being pushed). I suspect it's also why both the Obama and the Bush administrations have made some effort to bring Kony to justice.

Child-soldiering has been a problem in equatorial Africa for years. What Kony's doing is execrable to be sure, but it's nothing new.

Submitted by not shocked on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 11:04pm.

there's nothing worse than the pathos of a self hating homosexual closet homophobe who supports a regime that kills homosexuals who has a very public breakdown because he failed the killuminati

he is part of a creationist and antigay church that has a pray-the-gay-away ministry
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OK, I watched pretty much the whole KONY 2012 video, (don't judge) and one of the first things I thought was, "Oh, this sweet homosexual man filmed his surrogate giving birth-that's adorable!" But no, apparently he's married...to a woman. So I chastised myself for applying stereotypes.

NOW the "pray-the-gay-away" makes sense! AND he says he wants 9 more kids? Yup, in denial.

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 2:42am.

slacktivist down! please rt and update your facebook status/photo.
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LOL! I love the term slactivist. Keep on fighting the good retweeting fight, people. Sure it accomplishes nothing but we all feel better now, don't we?

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The pavement deserved it. Or, maybe someone slipped him some special home brew tea. Back in the old day, there was a brief trend of boiling and ingesting common garden shrubs which I won't describe any further. A sip too much and everyone 1) imaginary cigarettes that disappear, 2) take y'all clothes off, 3) start beating up on inanimate objects that have suddenly sprung to life and grown eyes, 4) get arrested, or die jumping off something.

Don't drink anything from anyone is what I be saying.

Basically, if it isn't green, it's not ok.

Invisible Children is based here in San Diego, I see their vans parked everywhere. This happened near Mission Beach. I personally think someone slipped him some crazy juice, LSD or some other type of mind altering drug. What pisses me off on this situation this guy has focused on the whole KONY thing but if we do our research and fact check, Africa has had so many issues with guerrilla/politico armies. We need to focus on all the shit that has been going on, including Sudan and their Islamic Law government that had one of the most bloody civil wars with the SPLM(Sudan People's Liberation Army) thinking about all the children displaced, killed, and used for that government would make your head explode. Then we have EPLA (Ethiopian People's Liberation Army) who killed thousands upon thousand of women and children refugees from Sudan during the same time. Why is no one after these people? Kony is but one bad guy is a sea of monsters and I do feel he must be caught and brought to face charges within the world court. But so should all these monsters who have created civil war and massacre for their political/"religious" agendas. At the end of the day we wouldn't be having to see and deal with the likes of the LRA if all the trouble was squashed in Sudan years and years ago. The LRA is direct result of that civil war and now they are one of the militant groups that I see having another bloody war with the SPLM.

I feel like doing this every day. Unfortunately I'm not equiped to impress in this manner.

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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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@ swarm of locusts "..full frontal or fuck it"..new slogan for life. Wow.thanks for the bon mot holy fuck. Off to bed nuncha drunks coming over to start drinking at brefffast. Help.

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Never fell for this mess, and I'm glad I didn't.

Saw something about Uganda having lots of oil and shit. Military presence, oil - sounded too familiar.

slacktivist down! please rt and update your facebook status/photo.

I would like to congratulate the prize of a human filming this. Your mother (who... let me guess... killed herself in 02? Kardashian-related death?) would be proud. You are amazing, and should definitely have been fimling this, and then taking the time to move that film from your camera or phone right to the internet. Yes. This was a great move, and people will respect you for it.

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 12:28am.

Stand Derp - don't you mean sea crystals?

My heart going boom boom boom.

Yep! LOL!

Peter Gabriel is a God!

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

This is why the taser was invented.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Unless I've been doing it wrong, I'm not seeing much masturbating going on. How big can one's meat be, to only be satisfied slamming pavement?

Looks like he's trying to do that annoying NZ Maori thing where they shout and chant and pound their chests and thighs and stuff. There's a million youtubes of that shit right before rugby matches. I like this naked version much better. His ass looks nomnomnommy.

Not following any of this KONY stuff but just had to say how much I loved the term "Code Cheetos".

i still dont know what this guy was doing naked outside sea world. am i trying to make something out of his crazy that isn't there?

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Stand Derp - don't you mean sea crystals?

My heart going boom boom boom.

I'll bet that will be the last time he buys a bag of rocks from Blohan.

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

Anyone else have trouble changing their avatars? No matter how I try to delete the old and add the new, it won't stick.

Yes, this is what I'm doing on Friday night.

Even my shithole building has a camera out front. This video is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

This is one story I know about the I.C. organization, they steal ideas.
http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/mar/15/bracelet-maker-says-invisible...

That was fast. The cycle of viral fame, dubious behavior leading to skepticism and crashing and burning is getting shorter and shorter.

Submitted by Fujicat on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 10:44pm.

His organization lacks an independent auditor. Millions in funds are unaccounted for. And that video absolutely REEKS of FAKE.

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I don't know where you got that information. The corporation behind KONY2012, Invisible Children, Inc., includes an independent auditor's report with their financial statements on their website. http://c2052482.r82.cf0.rackcdn.com/images/737/original/FY11-Audited%20F...

That said, I didn't like the way their financials looked. They list "film costs" and "production costs" - totaling $1.2 million for fiscal year 2011 - under Project Expenses, which I think is bullshit. I'm sure they justify this classification by saying one of their goals is to raise awareness, but I think it's misleading for an organization their size.

See what Santa Angelina's blessing can do to people!

From the same article gobbler quoted:

9: Who is your favorite comic book superhero?

Peter Pan.

Good lord. Get him together with Gaga's Tinkerbell and we win the future.

someone give this guy a B52 and knock him out; benadryl/haldol/ativan