Laura Odes Was Too Sexy For Her Job
Samantha Brick feels her pain. Ringmaster of the press conference circus, Gloria Allred, took a little time out from defending massage therapists against John Travolta's wiggly anus and paraded her newest client in front of the cameras in NYC yesterday. Meet Laura Odes, a 29-year-old New Jersey woman who claims that her Orthodox Jew bosses fired her from her data entry position at Native Intimates, a Manhattan-based lingerie distributor, because she couldn't contain her natural sexy. Laura can't help that her magnificent chichis are always magnificent and her bosses weren't having that so they quit her two days after they hired her.
The bosses of that lingerie company must've had a temporary case of the can't sees the day they interviewed Laura, because on her first day of work, she came in with the same titties she had on the day they hired her. Laura told reporters that she was dressed like all of her other co-workers, but her organic sexiness obviously did things to her bosses, because they told her to bind her titties down Brandon Teena-style. Laura didn't do that, but the next day she wore the same outfit she wore to yesterday's press conference. Laura's beauty-hating supervisor told her she either needed to buy a long sweater dress that covered her ankles or wear a red bathrobe. Laura put on the robe and after her co-workers made fun of her, she left the office to buy a different outfit. While she was gone, her supervisor called her and told her not to come back. As Gloria Allred turned on the faux sympathy, her latest camera bait told reporters:
“When I was first told that I was too hot and that my breasts were too large, I was shocked. I thought that I was dressed appropriately every day for my job as a production assistant. I am Jewish as well and don’t feel any employer has the right to impose their religious beliefs on me."
Laura is suing for gender and religious discrimination.
Gloria Allred needs to spend less time at trying to do herself up like Nancy Pelosi and more time at acting school. I know bitch is trying hard to look like she cares by picturing Laura (who sort of looks like a Lorax Baby Spice to me) as a giant bag of money, but it's not working. If Laura was really fired for having big, beautiful titties, then I hope she wins and gets everything. But if there's one thing I know about law, it's that if you want your case to look credible, do not hire Gloria Allred. Not today. Not ever.
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Not hot. at all.
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Okay wait. They are such conservative religious people that they sell ho clothes? It's a LINGERIE company- and not a granny panty one, either. I am hearing hypocrisy...
Gloria Allridiculous
Shiksa got schlammered for her big tchitchkes.
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She looks like a bleached version of Alfonso Ribiero.
Truth is, all jokes aside, she was fired for being an IDIOT. Whatever happened to having some decorum and class? I know.....haha.
It's the lawyers like Allred that are the real problem in this country. ANY dumbass can sue for getting fired for BEING A DUMBASS!
WTF?
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:58pm.
Just watched that laundromat vid, oh my days. I know that the kid could have been drowned or scalded but when it started going round and round and you could just see his little white trainers spinning, I'm afraid I nearly wet my pants.
*feels ashamed. Giggles some more*
I started humming the Benny Hill theme song when they started their keystone cop running about.
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid
If that's true, that's bullshit, fucked up skankup and slutwear aside, that's not professional behavior on THEIR part. I have natural triple Ds, and I don't dress like that, but they make their presence known regardless od what I wear, and I'll be damned if some asshole would tell me to tape them down. However, just because you work in a lingere shop doesn't mean you dress scantly clad. The workers in VS dress surprisingly conversative for a lingere shop. However, if what she says truly happened, it was unprofessional and the mangement and the owners of the company should face legal ramifications for it.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon: "It's stupid shit like this, that has employers all over the country hiring through fucking agency's. She's been on the job two day ffs. Go find a new job dipshit."
Isn't she a temp? Which would explain why she was there. They wouldn't have hired a perm employee that looked like her.
I've temped many times, and my counselor always tells me what the clients are like, what they expect. Sometimes there is a very specific dress code. She'll say "this is a Fortune 50 company. Corporate dress." Or "This is a fun gaming company. You can wear pants and a cardigan for this one if you want."
Unfortunately, when I've been to the actual agency, I've seen all kinds of ridiculous outfits that people consider "acceptable" to wear to an office job, or to apply to a temp agency interview. I wouldn't take out my trash in some of the shit I've seen people wear.
Her voice! The derp is strong with this one!
It's stupid shit like this, that has employers all over the country hiring through fucking agency's. She's been on the job two day ffs. Go find a new job dipshit.
Also the orthodox assholes need to come into the 21st century.
Two things strike me as weird about this story:
a) That Orthodox Jews are running a lingerie shop, and
b) That Gloria Allred appears to be the only lawyer in the entire United States. Honestly, there are NO other attorneys that celebs could use?
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I like the way the news reporter basically called Gloria out on her fame whore tactics! YES!
Gloria Allred used to be a respected lawyer. I don't know what happened to her. Seriously. Mr. Hekki said that this morning.
Amazing how whore-ia allred managed to get involved. I wonder if she's done any real legal work in the past 20 years; it seems all she does nowadays is hold attention whoring press conferences & negotiate the terms of blackmail/extortion for her scumbag clients...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
WAIT, I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY JOB TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
ALSO: If THAT is how she dresses for a press conference (sparkles, fake eyelashes, short skirt) where she's proclaiming what a modest serious working woman she is... I don't think she has a good grasp on what's appropriate.
Having said that, I don't understand why her boobs are too big for her to work there, but they hired her anyway. And the suggestion to tape them down is disgusting.
But I think her version of things is a little bit skewed. I suspect she dresses trashily all the time.
I'll believe anything when it comes to those Orthodox...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
joe, her bosses are Orthodox Jews. Some sects want their women to cover their hair because it's too enticing to the men. Or they have to shave it off and wear wigs. The women also have to wear long skirts almost to their ankles because a glimpse of stocking is something shocking. And men cannot touch women if they are menstruating or for a week after. Etc. Not ALL Orthodox are like that, but most Ortho sects believe that women need to be covered up -- especially their dirty pillows -- so they don't tempt men to sin.
*gags*
"Ohhh mah gahd...mah bawses said I am too haaat for mah jaaabb, and I need to tape mah bewbs down."
Good lord.
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Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:58pm.
LMAO!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
She probably wanted to trade a raise for a blow job.
Just watched that laundromat vid, oh my days. I know that the kid could have been drowned or scalded but when it started going round and round and you could just see his little white trainers spinning, I'm afraid I nearly wet my pants.
*feels ashamed. Giggles some more*
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by rocklobster on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:47pm.
Ugh. I used to work with this male photographer who constantly whined about how life was unfair to those who are very attractive. He said people thought he was dumb and arrogant.
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What a derp! The reality is that the massive advantages that very physically attractive people enjoy their entire lives, *far* outweigh any disadvantages.
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I don't understand the 'religious discrimination' part of her suit. Dem horny Christians are pestering her? Wot?
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Ugh. I used to work with this male photographer who constantly whined about how life was unfair to those who are very attractive. He said people thought he was dumb and arrogant.
Well, he WAS dumb and arrogant. He also had the people and social skills of a stump and managed to piss a bunch of his subjects.
Ugh that asshole.
On topic: This chick looks like that blue-haired Muppet rocker chick in the face.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:27pm.
A fat Don Draper? That doesn't sound too appealing!
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:09pm.
Meh. She's not hot, but she isn't a Cyclops either.
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Never and I do mean NEVER underestimate what a man finds hot. I've seen many a dudes with ugly women in their lives and went WTF REALLY that's the best you could do???
This chic is not really that ugly and big boobs will just make her that more appealing to the boob guys of the world.
God DAMN, she is busted.
I have a feeling that they didn't fire her for being "too hot," shocking as that may be. I bet that despite what sh says, she did come to work skanked out and they took issue with that. They may not have handled it well, thus the lawsuit, but I refuse to believe this greasy headed ho blinded them with her beauty.
Datura -- OMG, I'd love to see this guy who thinks he's Don Draper. He must be seriously delusional to think he's that hot.
I would like to see what the employers have to say about this. If shit went down the way she said than I think she has a pretty strong case.
Sorry, sweetie, you are not hot. When will these women understand that slathering on a bunch of gross makeup does not make you attractive? Just makes you look cheap and older than your years. I worked for an employment attorney (the sexual harassment lawsuits against Wal-Mart were the BEST) and if she really did get fired based on her looks, she has a good case. However, I'm gonna guess there's more to this story!
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:01pm.
I had a "good ol' boy" attorney tell me that he didn't feel comfortable hiring me because he was afraid I would move back to my home state once I started having babies. Mind you, I was 22 at the time and didn't even have a boyfriend. There are dumbasses everywhere who say/do illegal shit in the workplace, so I'm not surprised at this.
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Ugh. There's a bloke like that at my job. He thinks he's (fat,old) Don Draper and that this is the 60's and he can talk to the younger female staff any way he pleases. I don't know how people like that can still exist without getting stabbed.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Louise -- oh, believe me, it was no spiritual match, purely physical, but he was hot as hell body-wise.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:55pm.
Thought this might be fitting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
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BITCH!!!!!!!!!! I already posted this!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:58pm.
Whamo, you fucker! That's the first thing I thought of and you beat me to it. :))
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Looks like ME beat us both!!
LOL SORRY ME! I didn't realize you'd posted it already, didn't mean to steal your
THUUUUNNNDAAAA!!
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Twat Muffin- sounds like you are better off.
Twat Muffin- sounds like you are better off.
Laura and Samantha Brick (God help me for knowing her name) should start a support group for the too hot.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:00pm.
Personally, contemplating Orthodox Jews running a linger-ee shop does NOT compute! She can't wear a long dress but they're pushing undies & bras? WTF?
exactly.
a dollar's a dollar though. ;)
Every time I see Gloria parade her latest piece of crap client out to the media, I laugh at how concerned and motherly Gloria looks towards her client.
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Meh. She's not hot, but she isn't a Cyclops either.
I FUCKING HATE GLORIA ALLRED. Hate her. She is a celebrity ambulance chaser if I ever saw one.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Louise -- no, her name was Karen, came from the trashier part of Oak Park (Austin border) and worked in the Loop. He ended up divorcing her ass years later. He's the one who told me my Chanel No. 5 smelled like old lady yet he married this trash bag.
Hahaha Whamo ETA AND M.E., so sexy it hurts....us to look at it.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:51pm.
Doc here it is...
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Good Christ! People really should be required to get a license to parent nowadays!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:55pm.
Thought this might be fitting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
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BITCH!!!!!!!!!! I already posted this!
*crosses arms and huffs off*
I had a "good ol' boy" attorney tell me that he didn't feel comfortable hiring me because he was afraid I would move back to my home state once I started having babies. Mind you, I was 22 at the time and didn't even have a boyfriend. There are dumbasses everywhere who say/do illegal shit in the workplace, so I'm not surprised at this.
On topic:
1) I will not excuse her beauty, because, well, it doesn't exist. If she's "too hot", I'm the mutha-f'ing SUN!
2) Her bewbs were there when they hired her. If they had a problem with them - they shouldn't have hired her!
3) A red bath robe? Is that like a "scarlet" burka?
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:57pm.
Yeah and also- genuinely attractive people tend to do well in life. So if you think you're a hottie and it's not working for you, you're either nowhere near as fit as you think you are, or you're a fucking arrogant cunt that gets everyones back up. In either case, check yourself.
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Or you're insecure as fuck, and no one wants to deal with that shit.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Personally, contemplating Orthodox Jews running a linger-ee shop does NOT compute! She can't wear a long dress but they're pushing undies & bras? WTF?
Twat Muffin - was her name Chrissy and she lived in the Bensenville/Wood Dale/Itasca area? ;-)
Too hot?! Is this a joke? This woman is average looking at best.