Natalie Morales Is Quitting That Bitch
Because I won't stop posting HIGHLY interesting gossip about the co-hosts of the fucking Today show until I totally reach the "midnight snack at 8" demographic, here's some more HIGHLY interesting gossip about the co-hosts of Today. In my sorta defense, it's summertimes, it's kind of slow, there's not much going on and it was either this or a video about a horrific wall of Teddy Ruxpins. (That's next.)
Either this week or early next, Ann Curry will jump down the inflatable escape slide while flipping off all those bitches who did her wrong. The producers of Today are preparing Savannah Guthrie for the co-host job by spraying her down with douche repellent so Matt Lauer doesn't try to grope her while they're sitting next to each other. Savannah was picked over Natalie Morales and Page Six says that has Natalie pissing shit. Natalie was mad when the producers chose Ann Curry over her and now she's really mad that they've screwed her over again by going with Savannah. Sources tell Page Six that Natalie could follow Ann Curry down that inflatable escape slide, because she's sick of getting shafted by the producers. Speaking of getting shafted...
The National Enquirer says that the reason why the producers didn't offer the job to Natalie Morales is because Matt Lauer's wife Annette threatened to stab their marriage in the heart if that happened. Annette knows all about the rumors that Matt passed his peen to Natalie and she doesn't want them to get any closer than they already are. A source put it like this:
“When she heard about Ann getting the boot, the first thing Annette told Matt was that she didn’t want him cozying up any closer to Natalie. In fact, Annette drew a line in the sand and said if he pushed show bosses to make Natalie his new co-host, she’d divorce him! Annette knows Matt is the key to the ‘Today’ franchise and his bosses will put whoever he wants in the co-host chair.
I heard that Matt had an extramarital affair with gorgeous Natalie, and he’s the father of one of her kids. Everyone’s buzzing that the boy looks just like him.”
When I look at Natalie's son, I don't have the sudden urge to launch the word "glib" from my tongue, so I doubt he's half Lauer.
NBC shouldn't stop at firing Ann. They should fire everybody and redo the entire show. They should stick a hidden camera in Matt Lauer's crotch bush and show 4 hours of the adventures of his wandering peen, because that shit sounds more interesting than anything on Today. Kathie Lee Gifford can narrate it from the bottom of her wine closet.
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Ann is being used as a scapegoat. Didn't they lose their ratings hold right on or right after they let Sarah Palin guest host? I remember hearing people who watch the show say they'll never watch again after that.
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The Today show sucks, Matt Lauer is a major jag off, Natalie Morales should sue for child support, sticking it to that morose Annette, and good luck to Ann Curry, who I hope finds something else soon.
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:33pm.
These fools also like to interview every shmuck who *goes viral* (unhippest phrase ever).
This morning they spent ten minutes interviewing some dad and his kid about a year-old YouTube video of the dad screaming on a roller coaster. Really, Today? You think Ann is the reason no one watches?
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'Twas you are so right. I am puzzled to see if this is the Today Show or freaking Johnny Carson!!! The first hour is hard news not utter shit!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I watched her interviewed on Craig Furgesson last night I'm not sure if she 100% liked Wallbag and she said his crew would all be drinking at 10AM and getting into fights with each other. I think from reading in between the lines they were all getting hammered strutting around like peacocks trying to impress her and they all starting fighting each other and shit She didn't say that but...I'm pretty sure that's what was going on.
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I would not doubt it. He did some interview with People magazine. His past is sketchy...I think he got into some trouble. He is also a little violent - I think he beat up some guy very badly. He also has no high school diploma - he stated he will try and get it. Then, he made some stupid remark about the passengers that tried to save people on one of the flights on 9/11. He said he would have "done a better job"...or something like that. Not sure. Anyway, it seems me to me like he is not the sharpest tool in the shed!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:31pm.
*If* it's true that Lauer and Morales were/are boinking, it's not because she thinks he's hot, it's because he has a lot of leverage at the network (god knows why), and she wanted to get ahead. Women will usually do a wealthy man because money is a turn-on for them.
I think Lauer should be the one to go, honestly. And while he is looking for a new gig, get some hair on that head. He looks like a friggin monchichi. But it's not cute.
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Definitely. I think this guy is the very definition of BORING. Just glad that I dont work with him. I just work with other total a**^oles.
These fools also like to interview every shmuck who *goes viral* (unhippest phrase ever).
This morning they spent ten minutes interviewing some dad and his kid about a year-old YouTube video of the dad screaming on a roller coaster. Really, Today? You think Ann is the reason no one watches?
Hekki: Natalie is cute and has pretty eyes. Savannah looks like oatmeal and is the definition of skinny fat.
Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:30pm.
Bring back morning cartoons!
YES! and lets start with looney tunes.
oh and scobby-doo
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Americans truly live sheltered lives when bullshit like this continues to take up airspace. WHO GIVES A FUCK who hosts the useless "Today" show??? And, no, I didn't read the entire article.
*If* it's true that Lauer and Morales were/are boinking, it's not because she thinks he's hot, it's because he has a lot of leverage at the network (god knows why), and she wanted to get ahead. Women will usually do a wealthy man because money is a turn-on for them.
I think Lauer should be the one to go, honestly. And while he is looking for a new gig, get some hair on that head. He looks like a friggin monchichi. But it's not cute.
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Submitted by HellaciousB: "SG looks like she grew up hanging around strip malls and is trying too hard to fit in - and keep the sound of the crying lambs from getting into her head."
Comment of the Day.
I have never watched the "Today" show and hate it with the ferocity of a billion burning suns, because when I had to go to work at 30 Rock I had to wade through a bunch of fucking tourists drooling at the studio windows and blocking the sidewalk who didn't grasp the concept that PEOPLE FUCKING WORK THERE SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
Ditto the fucking MTV studios in Times Square. Hey, assholes, I'm trying to get to Penn Station to make my train home.
*takes deep calming breaths*
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NBC brass are fools. NM has been the best thing it's seen in a looooong time, and I'm including part of Katie's tenure.
SG looks like she grew up hanging around strip malls and is trying too hard to fit in - and keep the sound of the crying lambs from getting into her head.
I have the show on as background noise mostly and to see who is their summer concert guest. The show is boring. Just cause you work with people doesnt mean you have to bang them. What's wrong with all these slores?
Who has time to watch this shit? Don't people have to go to work in the morning?
Also, I don't understand Lauer's appeal. He's totally interchangeable with any other middle aged white guy presenter. Except he gives major naked mole rat and/or opossum vibes.
Submitted by miz cynical: "Also, Natalie's more attractive than Savannah."
Honestly, I couldn't tell those two boring bitches apart. What's the difference between this bowl of tapioca pudding and that one? Blahhhh.
citizenstrange ITA re AC, I think she looks amazing, but I don't watch these shows either and since everyone here hates her, I have to believe she's annoying as hell!
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I have never watched one second of any of the morning shows so I am not the most informed commenter but ....
Didn't Bryant Gumbel have a slew of mistresses and like three different families or something when he was host?
If my math is correct (it's probably not) Ann Curry wil be 56 this November 19 (FYI - the day before my birthday) and to me she looks FREAKIN' SMOKIN' HOT!
Is it just me? I would take her over Natalie and Savannah. Am I crazy?
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Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:30pm.
Bring back morning cartoons!
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Yes! But they need to bring back real cartoons like from the 80's and early 90's. None of that crap that clogs up TV on Saturday mornings right now.
and bring these guys back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vI0UcUxzrQ
Yes!! I love to hear good scoop when I'm home cleaning the house, it makes my day! Ann Curry leaked this story...via the gals in hair & make-up!
The Plot Thickens. Fuck all those nitwit producers and lame, lame, lame "journalists" at NBC. I only have basic cable, and even my lame azz cable provider has a channel for AlJazeria News and Russian TV. These newscasts, along with BBC, beat NBC (and all the others, too) by miles and miles. There's a million great stories in the naked cities across the globe....and NBC just scrapes by with celebutits and thinly veiled product advertisements. No business news whatsoever. They act like they've never heard of Wall Street. It's Mind Blowing The Stories They Choose To Cover.
Whew. Rant Over. Awesome post. Hope it burns with Murdock.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Talking about baby daddies. I just read in US Magazine that Ted's Seth Macfarlane was banging Ryan Phillipenis (typo) baby momma while she was preggo. No wonder Ryan was doubtful that was his kid! She was at the premiere being all bitter that she got dumped. Bitch!! You are fucking one guy with another man's baby -- where is the moral code in Hollywood.
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/07/07/ryan-phillippe-might-be-daddy-again
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Sweetas...LOL...Natalie could sell them @ a kiosk in the plaza!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 1:35pm.
With Eric the Midget as her co-anchor
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Eric the ACTOR (that is a double dream)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This boring bunch wish they had this many affairs and drama. Lol but I like your take on this "highly important gossip" MK!! ☼☼☼
Need to google Matt Lauer and vagina again...
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I call bullshit on the Matt Lauer boy. That's not his son. Give me a freaking break with that shit.
Second, they should get rid of Matt Lauer.. He's also sinking the show too. Clean house!!
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Janice & jerseygirl...IKR! lol
Natalie is hot. She could bang better ass than Lauer!
Ugh Savanna has no uppper lip.
Submitted by Joeb on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 1:01pm.
I heard that Paula Abdul is taking over NBC Evening News after Labor Day.
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With Eric the Midget as her co-anchor
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:56pm.
I do however want to see that new movie "Ted" with Marky Mark and Mila Kuntahot.
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I watched her interviewed on Craig Furgesson last night I'm not sure if she 100% liked Wallbag and she said his crew would all be drinking at 10AM and getting into fights with each other. I think from reading in between the lines they were all getting hammered strutting around like peacocks trying to impress her and they all starting fighting each other and shit She didn't say that but...I'm pretty sure that's what was going on.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 1:19pm.
What do all these women see in Matt Lauer anyway? I mean, I get that he's the boss, but really?
Seriously! He's not good looking. Dude has to be swinging pipe.
The boys look alike - so unless he's the father of both, don't see it.
PS @ Jack - who you calling ladies? Lol
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:56pm.
I do however want to see that new movie "Ted" with Marky Mark and Mila Kuntahot.
Manatees.
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*not getting the connection*
I'd quit, too, if they made me wear that Christmas sweatshirt. What do all these women see in Matt Lauer anyway? I mean, I get that he's the boss, but really?
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Submitted by Joeb on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 1:01pm.
I heard that Paula Abdul is taking over NBC Evening News after Labor Day.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I officially don't cate anymore. They may as well begin Savannah's first day by putting the entire cast in a coffin, cause that show is dead boring. All this gossipy backstabbing bullshit Isn't helping
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:56pm.
I do however want to see that new movie "Ted" with Marky Mark and Mila Kuntahot.
Manatees.
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/south-park-manatee.j...
Who would have thought that prick Matt Lauer could cause so much of a commotion.
I heard that Paula Abdul is taking over NBC Evening News after Labor Day.
You couldn't get me to watch NBC with a gun to my head but what sexism on display. War on women! The big problem seems to be Matt Lauer and instead all the women get the press as the ratings problems and backstabbing each other and spreading their legs for Mr Lauer. I don't give a crap but if I did HE should go and all four-five of these women should stay.
This is why screwing the boss is never a good idea... when will you "ladies" learn? :(
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What, the actual FUCK with that Teddy Ruxpin video??? Horrified.
I do however want to see that new movie "Ted" with Marky Mark and Mila Kuntahot.
Hahaha! "I fucked on Matt Lauer and all I got was this stupid t-shirt"
oolollo "I think it's weird how I say how I feel and nobody takes me seriously seriously seriously seriously" FUCKING DEEP
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:37pm.
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Optical illusions. Nothing wrong with that. The eyes see what the brain (and body) wants. ;-)
So, how did hoda's name get passed over? I can't believe that the talk went from Hoda to boring ass Savannah. Also, Natalie's more attractive than Savannah.
That Teddy Ruxpin vid = HORROR
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