The Texas T-Rex Is Really Starving His Way To That Oscar
Taco Bell executives are bawling into each other's arms, because it's been months since Matthew McConaughey has pulled up to one of their drive-thrus and said, "Alright alright alright, just throw everything on the menu into a blender, liquefy for 20 seconds and pour directly into my slop hole" after a major bonge binge. The Texas T-Rex temporarily broke up with his true love, the good shit, a few months ago, because he needed to shrink himself to the size of a Marc Anthony to play the lead role in The Dallas Buyer's Club. Matthew is playing real-life person Ron Woodruff, a womanizing homophobic junkie who got HIV in the mid-80s from dirty needles and later became an important AIDS activist.
After months of only eating protein and very little carbs, Matthew left LAX on Friday to finally begin shooting TDBC in Texas New Orleans with Jared Leto and Jennifer Garner. Matthew long said that his goal is to not look healthy and he definitely achieved that. Dude's head looks like it's trying to escape from his neck and his normally stubby T-rex arms look extra long. Dude looks like a caricature drawing come to life. If he does get that Oscar, they should give him a trophy that's gold foil on the outside and chocolate on the inside.
Matthew can easily gain all the weight back just by sniffing something deep fried at The Texas State Fair, but he should try to keep all the weight off so that he can play the Toys 'R Us giraffe in a biopic. That's how he'll really get that Oscar he wants. But seriously, dude looks like a giraffe. I want to drive up next to him in a Jeep and feed him leaves.
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I don't like this. This is some Machinist shit. Of course, I have the fucking flu right now and would love to be able to eat anything without barfing, or even just be able to watch a food commercial without my guts screaming "no mas, no mas"-- but to do this to yourself on purpose??? No, no, no, Matt. No Oscar is worth this mess.
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Submitted by justincase on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 11:25pm.
If you can't act, lose weight!
LOL! Or act "slow." Or, if you're beautiful, take on an ugly role. Instant Oscar!
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KA: Oh, I saw your question. I'd guess you'd have to be starving yourself AND working out hardcore.
Or maybe taking some ill speed.
KA: What was your question, you hor? I'll answer it.
no one answered my question. what the hell do i have to do to get some attention around here, act like a troll? jfc.
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omgosh, imagine all the ladies who saw his butthole in magic mike in his "normal" body, i wonder what that butthole looks like now, without the meat.
I wonder if he still expects to get sex looking like that. I couldn't go near it.
My god he looks stretched. And terrified. I too wonder if his kids are freaked out. I know I am.
Be a womanizing, homophobic junkie and have a movie made of your life.
So homosexual McConaghy is now on the payroll of the "HIV/AID$" Industry - she will one day burn in hell for this.
Alongside Elizabeth "AID$" Taylor.
Submitted by justincase on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 11:25pm.
If you can't act, lose weight!
Yes. Also put on a fake nose!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 7:32pm.
That look brings back sad memories of long-gone friends.
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: ( I know. I got really sads seeing this. My uncle died of cancer complications due to AIDS, before the better immune boosting meds were somewhat affordable. I hate this disease! I hope TRex does the role some justice.
Is his wife (still) pregnant (again)? This must be a hell of a cranky household.
He has been on a role for a while now, Magic Mike and Lincoln Lawyer were very succesful commercially and Bernie and Killr Joe were critically acclaimed. If he ever had a moment to go back to leading man status instead of just being the butt of stoner jokes it is now.
the porn stache is a nice touch...
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Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:53pm.
LMAO at Foghorn Loghorn. HAHA. It's also why I can't get into True Blood. Their fake accents are atrocious.
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i can't believe this was the cure for Matthew to actually gain a neck and his arms to come out of his body..he probably has no idea that the body weight will not return evenly and he will still look used up in the face cause after an age your face doesn't forgive such weight loss extremes..Take Christian Bale for example, dude had a gorgeous smooth face but after all the weight fucking his face now kinda looks like it has aged a few years.. and this is obviously a crime against Matthew's butt which i assume is now either non-existent or saggy skin on top of bones..BTW he should have done all these nudes scenes before he stopped working out so hard cause in "Magic Mike" and "Killer Joe" although his body was great it wasn't as tight as it was a few years back when you could really chip a tooth on his ass: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vGAE9WXR-6w/T7bXADhmplI/AAAAAAAABZ0/mX3W4SEOKv...
ummmmm.... pathetic. I never thought that before, but if he's so desperate that he's willing to risk a heart attack, then yeah, it's pathetic.
If you can't act, lose weight! His arms look so short because his neck is extra long (giraffe indeed) and it wasn't as noticeable before he went manorexic.
Submitted by squiggles on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 4:25pm.
Idon't know how his wife can deal w/ watching this. Doing something like this can probably cause someone to actually develop an eating disorder
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Yeah, I thought gaining and losing weight for Bridget Jones' Diary really fucked Rene Zellweger up for good. I mean, I'm sure she had issues before, but she used to be a cute girl with a slim but athletic body. After Bridget Jones she became a bony, sinewy, squinty-eyed coke freak. I think for some insecure people, that kind of insane eating and dieting, plus the attention they get for changing their bodies, can result in an eating disorder.
If they're still filming, then obviously McConaughey will be put forward for consideration in the 2014 Oscar race.
DDL is 2013, and he won't win (surely, but I'd love to see the Streep loons faces if he did. If anyone is to get a third leading actor Oscar it'll be him unless Sean Penn pulls out another brilliant performance), John Hawkes will for The Sessions, ironically in a similar role to DDL's first Oscar.
I'm not a fan of McConaughey either per se, but he's been having a great year with this, Magic Mike and especially Killer Joe which is a GREAT film. He's the highlight of it really (title character) along with Gina Gershon and the amazing Juno Temple.
Submitted by braintree on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 8:03pm.
There's a picture of the real Ron Woodruff, taken days/weeks before his death. He was never as thin as Matthew McConaughey has got. http://www.dailybubble.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/831a3.jpg
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Man, he is gonna LOVE grubin' out when he doesn't have to be like this no mo'. When I was a lil' skinny ho, I got my lil' ass some mono and I lost some weight I didn't need to lose. My doctor told my Mom "load this bitch up on whatever she want to eat." IT WERE AWESOME. I was an EATIN' FOOL.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 6:42pm.
I'm glad they picked someone with a real Texas accent...I almost always hate fake southern accents.
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THIS^^^ I saw a movie with Tom Hanks playing a Texan and he sounded like Foghorn Leghorn. Ruined the whole movie for me.
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I've always wanted to use a movie role as an excuse to live on nothing but whiskey and cocaine for months at a time.
My brother is tall and skinny like this and has a really long neck...when we were young other kids called him Turkey Boy.
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maybe im just stupid - wouldnt be the first time - but i dont understand how someone loses so much weight just by not eating. you have to be exercising a lot too, like an typical anorexic, right? you cant just do that by starving yourself right? i dont get it. please dont get all offended by me asking. i know some of you have had eating disorders and im just curious, not looking down on anyone.
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none of this shit matters if you can't act that well.
Thanks, parissucksliterally.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 7:32pm.
That look brings back sad memories of long-gone friends.
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There's a picture of the real Ron Woodruff, taken days/weeks before his death. He was never as thin as Matthew McConaughey has got. http://www.dailybubble.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/831a3.jpg
It is all for publicity plus the whole AIDS thing has been done. I can't see the Academy rewarding the the portrayal of a "homophobic, drug runner" by anyone let alone McConaughey. He's even a bigger turn off than Leo.
That look brings back sad memories of long-gone friends.
That is so bad for your heart.
Agreed with all the comments hoping Matthew isn't bummed when DDL wins the oscar for Lincoln. Physically, hes gone to the extreme. The acting remains to be seen.
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He looks like Mr. Hankey.
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I'm glad they picked someone with a real Texas accent...I almost always hate fake southern accents.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
That quote is a Soundgarden lyric.
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He does look some of the drug addicts I see around here begging for money. His face almost looks scary...not that he's even been super good looking.
I think he is a pretty good actor, as long as he stays away from Rom-Coms. I saw him in the Lincoln Lawyer and it wasn't half bad.
I wonder if his kids get freaked out by him looking that way?
reminds me of a guy I went to school with. We use to call him Esophagus boy.
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LOL'd @ the Halle Berry comment. Back in 2003 I actually rooted for her to win. I was a teenager - what did I know!
Remember how stunning he was in A Time to Kill?
This can't be healthy.
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