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It's times like this when I wish that a GIF of Rickie Vasquez giving a down-trodden trick the up and down look existed on the Internet. Because if this stumbled into the girls room at Liberty High School, Rickie would pull out an eyeliner pencil and help a dreadful-looking bitch out.
Here's Jared Leto serving up some Zombie Adrienne Barbeau realness on the New Orleans set of The Dallas Buyers Club. The Craft Service Table on that set has nothing but a bowl of air and a few strips of Anne Hathaway's dried oatmeal jerky on it, because Matthew McConaughey isn't the only one who temporarily broke up with carbs to shrink his body down to the size of a Marc Anthony. Jared also dropped around 10 pounds to play a cross dressing dude with HIV who helps Matthew's character out.
To answer the question that your brain just pooped out: yes, I'd hit it. And I think I just admitted that I'd also let Kristen Stewart stick the tip of her strap-on in, because she and a dragged up Jared Leto could be sisters.


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Oh, dear. That is THE LOOK. I actually though that the main photo was a hooker with the HIVs. Leto is really giving realness. HOT.
Didn't recognize Leto under all that beauty. Oscartimes!
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Submitted by jellin76 on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 1:06am.
He looks like what Courtney Cox would look like if she did meth for a living.
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Nailed it!
He looks like what Courtney Cox would look like if she did meth for a living.
He's hot.
HOTNESS!
I have always found Jared Leto strangely sexy but this is some Walking Dead shit right here.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
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Whodda thought a pretty guy wouldn't be a pretty woman!
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I actually wouldn't have guessed Jared Leto. Well played, sir. He kinda looks like a crackhead version of that girl from the original Footloose.
Only person who should play Bowie is Tilda Swinton. If Cate Blanchett can play Bob Dylan and Glen Close can play some guy named Noobs, Tilda can pull off Bowie. She's got the chops.
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I'd guess that cross-dressing is second nature to him.
I'd hit it, too, guys. And, "No I'm not say-yin'...I'm sor-ry!"
holy shit i can't even believe that's him. he looks like an irl female methhead. wow
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i thought that was one of the NJ or NY Housewives...
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Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:32pm ...
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:02pm. ...
YES! to a Bowie biography/movie! And holy shit, he DOES look like KStew here. [headdesk]
He is very attractive, but dumb as a sack of shit. He's bff with Terry Richardson and Terry's site is full of pics of Leto being a dumb fuck. Remember when he gained all that weight to play John Lennon's murderer in that movie co-starring Shithan?
Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:32pm.
I think Leto would be a natural! I'm surpised nobody in H'wood has thought of him in a Bowie film.
K-Stew probably WILL look like this in 15-20 years!
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His eyes always give me the heeby-jeebies because they look like they've been surgically widened. I don't know if that's true but they are still scary lol.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:02pm.
As long as he's already this skinny, Leto should do a Ziggy Stardust-era Bowie bio-pic. With his bone structure, he could get away with it, I think.
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YAAAASSSS! If anybody could pull it off it would be him. And when I first glanced at the picture I totally thought it was Kristin Stewart.
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They should have just got Courtney Love to stuff something in her pants and called it a day.
As long as he's already this skinny, Leto should do a Ziggy Stardust-era Bowie bio-pic. With his bone structure, he could get away with it, I think.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Leto was gorgeous as Hephaistion in "Alexander".
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Alexander-jared-leto-51018...
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Wow- that scares me. Totally weirded out.
For some reason this post makes me think that D-listed needs a Hall of Fame. Come on - there have been some classics over the years. La Pequeña would be in there. What else?
What posts would you include in the D-Listed Hall of Fame?
It looks like he used Laura Jane Grace (formerly Tom Gabel) as his model from the neck up and failed miserably.
Jared Leto is absolutely beautiful as a male, How can it be possible for him to look so awful as a woman?
I don’t think it’s the weight loss, or the nasty make-up/wig, he’s even uglier than Courtney Love.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge :
Surpising how many Dlisters find Jared unattractive. I think he's sex on legs. I've never seen him look less than beautiful. (shurgs)
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Agreed. Plus the bitch has better legs than me!
PSL -- it's that Chicago mob wives look a lot of chicks in Chi-town have.
SwollenSwell -- Courtney Cox -- good one!
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Surpising how many Dlisters find Jared unattractive. I think he's sex on legs. I've never seen him look less than beautiful. (shrugs)
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True story, I go to school with a girl who looks EXACTLY like the first thumb.
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Courtney Cox looks terrible.
Twatty, that is REALLY frightening.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 12:22pm.
Did Sharon Needles get mugged?
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LOL!!! That's exactly who he looks like!
I'd still hit it.
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Marie Osmond looks well.
At least he actually looks his age for once?
PSL -- I see lots of women who look like that IRL. Scary, huh?
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Hasn't 'Liz n Dick' finished filming yet?
Aside from her big boobs, why did anyone ever think Adrienne Barbeau was anything to look at? I always thought she was homely. Blrrrggghhh.
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HOLY FUCK is he an ugly woman.
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This is giving me Sharon Needles teas and that is not a good look
Poor Margot Kidder. I read somewhere she was having problems, but this is worse than I thought.
Omg! Gardening girl, yes!! He looks like Sharon before she beats her mug. Jared's done this weight loss thing before & it can't be good on his heart. I've met him and he's actually incredibly sexy in person but if anything he could stand to gain 30 pounds.
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That coat looks like it has mange.
God lord he looks like something on the after page on faces of meth.
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wow! I am actually really impressed by the transformation!
Looks like a mob wife. Note to self: find out when season 3 begins this weekend. Poor Renee.
I have known a few transexuals and cross dressers in my days, and some who died of AIDS. It's really sad :( I hope he gives this role the dignity and respect it deserves.
The trannies I knew would never wear a non matching outfit like that or the torn stockings.
Also, I would like Jared Leto if he wasn't such a Twitter whore/fame junkie.
This scared the crap out of me. Jared Leto is a bit scary in general. He looks like a lemur.