Lindsay Lohan Is A Full-On Groupie Now
Lindsay Lohan owes the IRS hundreds of thousands of dollars, probably owes her lawyers even more and she can't pay her rent, so you'd think that maybe just maybe she'd handle her crappy situation by either Wesley Snipes-ing out of the country or making a quick dollar by doing porn for the blind. But no, instead Lindsay Lohan has latched her lips onto The Wanted's ass and is following them wherever they go. Bitch is the Penny Lane to their Stillwater.
LiLo's stalking of The Wanted started a couple of weeks ago on the night she got arrested for punching a Florida psychic. A few days later, LiLo hitchhiked her way to Philadelphia where The Wanted performed in one of those Jingle Balls. Then she rode the bus with them to Boston and eventually they made their way back to NYC. On Friday night, LiLo was backstage with The Wanted at Z100's Jingle Ball. The Wanted is going with this, because:
a) This is the most publicity that the ironically named The Wanted has ever gotten.
b) They got tired of chasing her out of their bunks with a bottle of bleach spray after she snuck onto their tour bus.
LiLo's current piece (and her latest robbery victim) Max George told HuffPo that they love having LiLo around and she can party as hard as they can:
"Yeah it’s fun [having Lindsay on tour]. She's a good girl. I love that she can party nearly as hard as we can. We had a big night on the bus where Ed Sheeran came on with us and a few of our mates as well, and we just had one big party. It was great! I suppose we’re all good mates already, so I hope that lasts. She's cool. "I’m sure she’s got people around her that know her much better than we do. We're probably not the best influence, to be honest."
"Party NEARLY as hard we can?" Unless Max George drank so much of the sweet nectar that he got alcohol poisoning, died and is now a fully functional zombie whose body is preserved by alcohol, I doubt he can party as hard as that mess can. Also, "probably not the best influence"? Unless Max George's brain is an exact clone of Charles Manson's brain, I doubt that's true.
Here's some pictures from Friday night of LiLo looking like a bruised apricot that's been soaked in dirty bong water. You know, I take back what I said about how hanging out with The Wanted is a bad financial decision for her. Because while she was backstage, she stole a box of Pop Tarts out of The Wanted's dressing room and becoming the East Coast's #1 Pop Tarts distributor is totally going to fix all her money woes.
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I know it's wrong, but, I love this girl's hair line. It's awesome and it's the most naturally pretty thing about her. May God save my soul... and yes I know what I just wrote was weird! Why would I like her cowlick?
She's supposed to be doing a photo shoot for the clothing store Zara today. My co-workers' husband is part of the photo shoot, if I get any good gossip I'll report back!
anyone who gets down with firecrotch is forever UNCLEAN...
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Am I the only one that thinks Strawberry Snortcake looks like a broke-down version of Roxie from 'Basic Instinct'?!
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:04am.
I can't believe any guy would want to hit that.
That's how I felt about Amy Winehouse. I think guys hit it because they can and so they can say, "Yeah, I fucked X." Plus there must not be a lot that Lohan won't do.
In The Wanted's case, I bet it's BJs and hype for the band.
I can't believe any guy would want to hit that. She's keeping those dentures really white. Suprising, since she smokes like a chimney..
Have fun while you can Crackie -- see you in court on Wednesday!
Her HAIR...it's GORGEOUS!
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
She is foul. Her face is bloated and that hair!
veryoldbat, Damages is awesome. I'm on season 3. It sucks you in....and Glenn Close is a pitbull.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
If Linday does this for attention, imagine what she would do for a Klondike bar.
This brain-dead skank is killing herself way too slowly for my taste.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:05am.
yeah i saw nathan adrian in a magazine, gosh he is good looking.
if i was a lady, i would be riding that train and go michelle duggar on him and have 50 babies.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 2:10am.
LOL hola, ive just being so busy with work, i havent read dlisted for almost a fortnight! omgosh, so much to catch up on :)
'LiLo looking like a bruised apricot that's been soaked in dirty bong water.'
Hahaaahaaaaaa, I get it. :P
Night Cashew.. Thanks and sweet dreams...
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Okay, now I'm off to go watch a Holofcener's "Just Give." Have a good night, VOB. Gnight Withy and anyone else who's awake.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
VOB,
And if you're looking for something funny, try "Pulling" and "Gavin and Stacey." Excellent British comedies.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
The Killing? Netflix just. Added the first season American Horror Story. Damages? What else.... Monies? Suggestions please Mani. Sunday was way to serious...
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
VOB,
No BE is making me sad too. My Sunday night feels so empty. I never watched Dexter, and now NFlix doesn't do Showtime, grrr! If you have NFlix, try the Killing. Excellent show, and the second season is on Amazon streaming. And have you watched "Damages"? Also on NFlix.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn
No TWD... NO Boardwalk Empire... No Breaking Bad..
I can't with Dexter this year... They should have cleared out the writers .. Who are more than likely playing quarters rather than thinking.... Yea.. Lets make Dex a monkey.. And Deb a killer and phone it in from past seasons.. Time to say goodnight Gracie. Goodnight Gracie...
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
And yet more proof that men will screw anything as long as it's free. Jeebus. I hope these guys are wearing iron condoms.
So I just saw my first Wanted video. I want to hurt my self for thinking, 'Nom!' The One Direction vid I saw was too young and a bit ghey. A buncha boys giggling around a lake. I feel like my BSB-loving teenage self is reemerging, though don't see how this choice could be difficult for the kids today:one band=grown ass men, the other=kids.
I've thought too much about this.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Well.. Tonight I'm officially going through TWD withdrawal. Unwillingly worked from home... Have no insight to the loss of the Mother on the plane .. So am stuck with the obvious... LILO really does look like a ginger goat cock and wo will hunt me down for saying so.
'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
LOL do you mean festive Ginger Goaty Cocks? oh my. I think that sounds great VOB.
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Can we say ginger goat cocks . and still sound festive?;)
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Vob, she is a ginger goat! Wait, is that bad to say...? ;D
I bet the Wanted's agent is paying her to bring them press. How much she's getting paid, who knows. Clearly she's proven she can get them talked about. Seems more like something Swifty and her schoolmates would do, not this graduate from Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's School for Wayward Cokeheads. Really.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:05am.
... Loopster better stop slacking; we got too used to his bulge ratings over the summer. How will we stay warm this winter without them?
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Lmao, I believe we'll find a way, oh yes! I thought he said the other day, he'd been busy with work. Too much work for Loopy! We need updates. He did pamper us with his best pieces at the games summaries, didn't he? Best of the best, lol
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Lohan has a Ginger goat?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The highlight of the summer Olympics is men's track. It is truly a gift from the Gods.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:39am.
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Hi Veryoldbatty, sorry got distracted for a bit. LOL, yes VERY appropriate, nice greenery too! hahaha How you doin'? Yes, there was a Loopy sighting, I think! ;p See 11:41 for Lucy's links.
This looks like Lohan's older sister Ginger.
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Withy? No love for my new Christmas frock...lol....
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The only reason they are speaking kindly about her is because she most likely constantly reminds them of the free publicity she has so graciously bestowed upon them,as she frantically shoves anything that isn't nailed down into her purse
The only reason they are speaking kindly about her is because she most likely constantly reminds them of the free publicity she has so graciously bestowed upon them,as she frantically shoves anything that isn't nailed down into her purse
Luci I'm a little slow on the uptake... How far on the
Thread do I go to find your Holiday eye candy? Bats eyelashes... :::::
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:22am.
Jeebus. I can't either! Seriously, I'm kinda upset lol. Oh well, maybe Loopy will do one during the winter Olympics. Or during...hell, do we need a reason for a hot menz countdown??
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Hey, VOB!
Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:17am.
You want me to watch your sport? Give me pretty!
TRUTH.
Nathan Adrian was why I cared about the US swimming team over the others, haha. I can't believe you missed out - we had a good time here over the summer chatting about Olympic hotties. Gifs galore, and Loopy's hot guy countdown was glorious.
DP /soreee
Good evening all.....did someone mention Dr. Loopenmeister?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
dpdp
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:13am.
Grrrll, I'm just thinking, 'He's 6'6"!' :D.
He is a beauty, with a very genuine smile. But I didn't pay attention to the Olympics-BOH-ringggg! And the only swimmer I knew was Phelps, and he's not pretty. You want me to watch your sport? Give me pretty!
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@ Cashew
OMG Where were you all summer while he was winning medals and breaking hearts left right and centre at the Olympics? He is LOVELY. That smile ... ugh, perfection. And seems to have a lovely personality too.
@Luci
I had never heard of Nathan Adrian until tonight. Life as I know it has changed. *faints*
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Within♡! You're welcome - I aim to please.
*genuflects*
Loopster better stop slacking; we got too used to his bulge ratings over the summer. How will we stay warm this winter without them?
That shade of red really brings out the pallor of jaundice
So, whorehan is now a "super groupie"? Does this mean she's sucking & fucking all the band members?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:09am.
LOL! That is what it takes to make us feel affection for the IRS: the prospect of spoiled celebufarts getting their just desserts.
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Submitted by lovelylaney on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 11:53pm.
Maybe she'll get the pokey from the IRS like Baldwin since the LA Court system isn't doing shit
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I think this is our only hope for justice.
Don't let us down, o great Taxman!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Lol Twatty! I love your boyfriend new outfit, though I have to admit you're being a little mean to us girls by covering up his hotness. But it's for art (as Beyonce would say), so I'll accept it. But no shirts after new years plz ;).
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Maybe she'll get the pokey from the IRS like Baldwin since the LA Court system isn't doing shit