Lindsay Lohan Unfollows Max George On Twitter After He Calls Her A Groupie
The well drink version of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, Lindsay Lohan and Max George, is probably over now and the only thing Max has to remember LiLo by is the fake tan skid marks and vomit crust she left on his pillow in The Wanted's tour bus. LiLo lubed up her head and shoved it up Max George's ass to follow him all over the East Coast for about a week, but the days of her smuggling into his hotel room by hiding under the room service cart are long gone. Ace Showbiz points out that LiLo unfollowed Max George on Twitter after he pretty much called her a joke to reporters.
At Capital FM's Jingle Ball in London five nights ago, ITN asked Max George if he's licking LiLo's butt full-time and he laughed before saying, "No, what's the right word for her? A yeah, a groupie! She is probably hiding in our suitcase right now!" This gave LiLo the sads and she crawled out of their suitcase and immediately unfollowed Max on Twitter.
LiLo already proved to us a million times over that there's a basement under the bottom of the barrel, because she keeps falling lower and lower. But The Wanted laughing at her ass has to be rock bottom. THE WANTED! This is like when the nastiest, grossest skank in junior high school (Note: This nasty, gross skank used to entertain people in English class by eating her boogers. SUCIO piece of skank trash!) asked me to a dance in front of everyone and then said, "Yeah right, like I'd want to go anywhere with a fag like you!" while everyone laughed. This is worse than that. But I'm sure White Oprah will spin this and say that LiLo really dumped The Wanted, because they ran out of coke. So take that, The Wanted.
In other LiLo news, TMZ says that A&E is close to greenlighting a Storage Wars spin-off called Storage Whores, because Lindsay Lohan hasn't paid her storage unit bill for months and everything inside is about to be auctioned off. LiLo owes the storage company around $16,000 and she doesn't have the cash to pay for it since she's broke. She's asked her friends and family for the money, but nobody has given it to her. If she doesn't pay the bill soon, everything in her storage until will be sold to the highest bidder. TMZ says that LiLo's got a bunch of clothes and family heirlooms in there.
So basically, that storage unit is filled with coke-stained leggings, Michael Lohan's mesh shirts, Ali Lohan's youth, White Oprah's sense of reason, LiLo's career, a black kid and empty bottles of Adequite vodka.
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The interesting part of all this is that she will most likely have a *better* career than Max George in the coming months. Remember...she keeps getting roles and opportunities despite the chaos surrounding her. Will the Wanted be wanted by tweens in 2013?
Hey, Maxie..two words: Take That. One Billboard Top Ten hit and now total obscurity nearly 20 years later on in the USA. He'll be dropping his draws and being coy about bisexuality a la Robbie Williams in the next eighteen months.
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Errrrr you night wanna Google take that. The USA is not THE only country that matters you know? Obscuriity? My arse. Max would give his right arm to be in their position. God i sound like a fan now.
Who?
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Lindsay you have a family to support. Quit fucking off!
She should just legally change her name to "troubled actress".
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you know, there would be nothing better, than if bitch got her shit together, won an Emmy and stuck it to us h8ers and unbelievers.
Like that will happen.
Get help.
Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:36am.
Maybe this will be her rock bottom; being humiliated by a possible twink from a 3rd rate boy band.
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I hope so. But I thought the same thing when each of these happened:
- being a stripper in an awful, cheesy horror movie
- side-swiping a baby stroller
- being reprimanded by Jane Fonda
- getting a DUI
- getting caught & convicted of shoplifting
- getting arrested with coke in her pants
- getting photographed buying drugs on the street
- throwing a drink (glass included) at someone's head while at a club
- having her gf's family put a restraining order against her
- getting turned away from most of the respectable celebrity events she tried to sneak into
- having a tape released of her telling her dad that her mom is doing coke. then having to make a public apology & pretend that it was a lie.
- punching someone in the face at a club.
Etc., etc. I'm sure I left a lot out. She just keeps digging after hitting each new rock bottom. It's pretty amazing.
Well, when you put it that way... lol
Maybe this will be her rock bottom; being humiliated by a possible twink from a 3rd rate boy band.
Lilo, Lilo, Lilo. She's like the Republican party, despite mounting evidence that she's circling the drain she acts like she on top of the world. And look, more debt. She hasn't had a serious job in years but she acts like she farts money.
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At least when Shitney was hitting rock bottom she was totally aware of it, crying hysterically and such. Lohan just blows through town in her deluded party girl bubble, ripping off people's shit and claiming to be fabulous and so misunderstood.
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I'm surprised she had the self-respect to unfollow them after that. Who knew she was sober enough to recognize that as an insult?
This nasty, gross skank used to entertain people in English class by eating her boogers. SUCIO piece of skank trash!) asked me to a dance in front of everyone and then said, "Yeah right, like I'd want to go anywhere with a fag like you!" while everyone laughed.
Thats the saddest thing ive ever read. I hate people
Is this the new way to break-up with someone? Stop following them on twitter? It use to be unfriend them on facebook.
Dont get your hopes up people. She's the Teflon Crackie.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
who was it, Chelsea Lately girl offered to pay for her for rehab 1 entire year, with the condition of never having contact with either parent. But she wouldn't take it.
on top of all the debts she owes, to everyone and all, that would need to be cleared first. Girl is in danger. Guess why no one wants to loan you money? cuz they'll never get it back. I know the type.
Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:11pm.
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an addict for free drugs and booze will follow thee across the oceans. Even resort to prostitution in almost all cases (duh). It wasn't love on either part. She can't think straight, that's the problem.
She mad a complete fool of herself chasing after this tool. She stalked him outright only to be made fun of like Carrie on Prom night. I think it's time for her to rethink her priorities or risk being the Tara Reid Show for the rest of her life.
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I had no idea what the wanted actually sang, so of course i had to look it up, it's that stupid glad you came song, that song blows dogs for quarters, I am now Team FireCrotch
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:13pm.
I agree at one time yes but now the gross factor has increased by 5 times at least.
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Wouldn't be too surprised if he just said that as a way for her to leave them alone, still it makes him look like a dick, not that I think highly of most boybanders. As for Lohan, I don't understand how she acts like everything is alright with all of this shit going on. I would not be following some boyband around, which is something a teenager does.
Her mind must be a scary place.
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Storage Wars LOL! Probably full of kneepad leggings and self tanning crap.
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I have no sympathy for this twat. I had an absent dad and a cunt for a mother and I was an honors student in HS and college. My one discretion was a DUI violation 12 years ago in GA. At that time the, "It's not my breath, it's the black kid's breath" defense wasn't around. I spent NINE days in lock-up in Valdosta, GA because rednecks and their dislike of gay guys and such....ever been in a south Georgia jail? One offense and I've done more time than Blohan.
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oh, I'd feel bad for her but she's an asshole. That boyband are fucking jerks too. didn't they say they loved partying with her and shit and that they were the one's who invited her on the tour bus? Plus, she gave them a lot of publicity too. I had never heard of them,and quite frankly, never wish to.
whatever bitch, you owe the IRS over 230K, your rent (who knows when last paid for), your storage 16K, been kicked out of Mormont for NOT paying, and of course, lawyer fees. I'm sure there's more. Like the flight to and from the UK and whatnot. I wouldn't be surprised if her debts ran around half a million. Yet, she'd rather be blitzed and party, then take any of it seriously of think about it. and she's a pathological liar, kleptomaniac, ungrateful, self entitled, vile and violent cont.
very hard to sympathies at this point. even though they're a bunch of cocksuckers.
Yeah, in CA, the storage companies have a lien on your shizz 14 days after they mail you a notice to pay rent or else. If they follow the rules properly, they can sell the shizz at auction. All the renter can do is pay the past-due rent or maybe bid on the junk at the sale.
All I can say is Vikram Chatwal is going to have a very satisfying December.
Rock bottom = being called a boy band groupie + losing your shit in storage + your $$$ locked up by the IRS + being arrested for assault + your probation being revoked. And it's only the 13th day of the month!
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the way things are spiraling out of control for her i see her killing herself. people kill themselves over these kinds of money issues. that's not funny. she needs jail. and im not sure even jail could save her.
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oooh i hope a hard core sex tape is in that locker.
need new J.O. material.
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Does this mean that she is not coming to Dubai? I was so looking forward to her getting thrown in jail there.
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:17pm.
I looked up one of my other high school crushes one day and he looked EXACTLY THE SAME! It was when Mr. Brooks and I were separated and I thought maybe crush had got a little fug so I maybe had a chance. Yeah, still just as hot and I had no chance. No friend request sent. LOL
Submitted by contrario on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:37pm.
LiLo has reached a point where bloggers should leave her alone. At least for a while. It doesn't matter whether she only has herself to blame for her actions. It's not hilarious anymore, now it has become just childish bullying.
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Oh please. Enough with the bullying crap. As long as Hohan keeps getting away with stuff I'd be put in jail for, I'll keep slaggin on her.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:15pm.
FUCK EM AND CHUCK EM!
Pump 'em and dump 'em.
Aww, I really want to hate this girl, but her parents plus this makes me have a glimmer of sympathy still. Plus like everyone else on this post, it brings up brutal memories of that jerk in high school that I liked and that humiliated me.
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I think Max George is trying to say he is more into Twinkies than fish in that photo.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:20pm.
I love that! I was recently super bored at work, and decided to look up all the guys I had crushes on in middle and high school and good lawd, every single one of them was beyond fug!! Even made me think back to figure out what i had found appealing about them.. guess I was just young and hadnt figured out what my "type" was. The great thing about it is I was always this super skinny lanky body-less girl in middle and high school and NOBODY ever liked or looked at me back then. So I totally relate to Sweetas when she says how you like me now! Id much rather be a good looking adult than to have had my glory days in high school and be a used up lohan/haggard looking adult. :)
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:09pm.
I don't understand how storage units work. Why don't people empty them before they're sold? I don't get how people lose Picasso paintings on "Storage Wars."
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Once you fall behind on the payments, they take off your lock & put their own on. You can't get in unless you make enough payments to become current again. Only reason I know this is because my hubby's white trash ex lost her shit in storage like twice.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:11pm.
A good standard to measure Lindsay's fuck worthiness is asking yourself would John Mayer hit it?
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There was a time that I found her very fuckable... I honestly don't even think *I* would now. I only have a few rules/exclusions on the fuckable scale:
1) no amputees with more than one amputation on the same side of the body...
2) blood relatives ("firsts") second cousins and shit like that don't matter.
3) no one that has cock-eyes, I get easily confused and will never, no matter what, figure out if she is looking at me or staring out the window...
and now, Lohan...
4 rules....
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The interesting part of all this is that she will most likely have a *better* career than Max George in the coming months. Remember...she keeps getting roles and opportunities despite the chaos surrounding her. Will the Wanted be wanted by tweens in 2013?
Hey, Maxie..two words: Take That. One Billboard Top Ten hit and now total obscurity nearly 20 years later on in the USA. He'll be dropping his draws and being coy about bisexuality a la Robbie Williams in the next eighteen months.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:54pm.
Migrainey - if you're gonna talk to me you're gonna have to dumb that shit down a bit. Use more 3-5 letter words... choppy sentences... shit like that. I'M KIDDING, MY GOOGLE-FU IS SECOND TO NONE!! I will woo you, this I swear. I MUST SEE YOUR TITS MIGRAINEY!!! PEEL OFF THOSE 6 LAYERS OF CLOTHES, PUT THAT VACUUM AWAY AND LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT!!!! Posts like this ^^^ keep me comin back!
BTW I love love love that picture of him licking around a phallic pastry. :D
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Wow. This almost makes me feel sorry for her. She's a sad, deluded mess who's aching to be loved. Like Sean Penn without a moustache.
There's gotta be a lot of funny, nasty, embarrassing stuff in her storage locker. I hope they find a bunch of script, therapy notes, and STD diagnoses.
Please God, don't have her pay her storage bills. I want that stuff to come out a la Paris Hilton.
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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:50pm.
ahahahahahaha "Uncle Poodle"!!! ahahahahahaha
your avie is my laugh of the day, thank you
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That's it , true love is finished.
Oh and I predict an OD or suzys eye (suicide according to my gma) in the next 5 months. I doubt she will make it to her bday...
WOOOOOOOOOOO! Bitch got dissed by the wanted hahhhahahhahahaha I live for days like these!! To further perfect my day, MK, please post the pic of Dim Kartrashian in her 5 sizes too small skirt with muffin top and a sports bra! Id love to hear what you think of that there outfit!?
LiLo has reached a point where bloggers should leave her alone. At least for a while. It doesn't matter whether she only has herself to blame for her actions. It's not hilarious anymore, now it has become just childish bullying.
When I first saw the story about Blohan not paying the storage unit bill, I wondered what on earth "Lohan family heirlooms" would be that are allegedly inside. I think MK described them perfectly.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:11pm.
A good standard to measure Lindsay's fuck worthiness is asking yourself would John Mayer hit it?
Decide for yourself if it's either a plus or minus.
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Sadly, I think John Mayer would say: "Ewww! Gross! Not even with Sean Penn's peen!"