Sofia Vergara's Piece Got Thrown Out Of An NYE Party In Miami
Latina buttocks activist Sofia Vergara's boyfriend Nick Loeb was ixnayed from a Miami club early New Year's Day after they got into some sort of physical altercation. There's always one insane ass couple at the party bringing their bullshit to the club instead of to the therapist's couch.
Page Six reports that Al Bundy's wife from Modern Family was with her cokey sex addict at Miami club Story when he raged out because she was taking a photo with someone he didn't know. "Pushing and shoving" ensued.
One witness told us, “Nick appeared to get really angry after Sofia took a picture with a stranger, and started screaming at her. Nick had to be pulled off Sofia by security. Her dress got torn in the melee. This happened right in front of everyone in the VIP section.
Apparently Ike didn't like Tina up on someone else's Instagram feed. Four security guards gave his bitch ass the bum's rush out the back, and Sofia followed. Don't eat the cake, Sofia. By the by, this dude once considered running for a Senate seat in Florida. He's supposedly crazy rich, but no one's sure what he does except he started a food-topping company called Onion Crunch. Suspect. Don't end up being found dead in a vat of whatever the fuck Onion Crunch is, Sofia. The badonka donks of the world need their spokesass.
Well, that's it for me! Huge thanks to that raunchy slut Michael K. for letting me hang out here again. I send kisses to the beautiful and talented Sweetas. Oh, and shameless plug - I post for Manhunt Daily on the regular. Come by and say hi! Warning - it's a gay blog and there's lots of dicks. But I'm guessing that's not a problem for some of you. Happy New Year!
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Not dirt, but shitloads of money. He is EXTREMELY wealthy. His grandmother was from the Lehman family, as in Lehman Brothers investment banking. And his grandfather comes from one of the original German Jewish banking dynasties. I wonder why HE's keeping a clown like her around.
He must have some major dirt on her for her to keep him around.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:28pm.
Am I the only one who doesn't get Sofia Vergara? Yea she's attractive, but it's not like she's something spectacular, also, her clearly stressed "latina" accent annoys the fuck out of me.
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I'm not a fan, either. Her character on Modern Family is just annoying. I guess she's hot, though.
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Am I the only one who doesn't get Sofia Vergara? Yea she's attractive, but it's not like she's something spectacular, also, her clearly stressed "latina" accent annoys the fuck out of me.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:46pm.
I walked out on new years eve and seriously felt like someone had instantly slapped both my cheeks from the dam stinging freezing air hitting them.
the whole point of paying these rents and dealing with this traffic is because of the fckin mild weather. wth is this?? I can't.
althoughhhhh I finally got to wear my faux fur and not look so crazy for once. but, ok, I wore it, can we go back to crying over 55 degrees please?
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Thanks for the giggles J. Harvey. I wonder if he knows or has proof of some of her alleged accomplishments so staying with him is more a matter of blackmail than wanting to be with him.
This guy's a real catch. I remember when she accidentally ripped the back of her Emmy dress, he got angry that they had to leave a party early, and tweeted something charming like "Her big fat ass ripped through her dress!!"
Apparently the owner of the club is Sofia's ex-boyfriend as well. I'm sure he played a part in tossing this douchebag out.
Thanks for keeping us entertained J. Harvey, you're a crazy, funny ho. Happy New Year to you also. ;-)
Great job, J Harvey! I look forward to the next program note!
Can't stand Sofia's piece he looks like one shady creep. That's she's involved with such a character and revels in the fighting is surprising.
Bye J Harvey! Thanks for taking time to help out along with Sweetass and Lohoma. You guys do a great job keeping the place afloat while MK lounges in his dirty chonies with Coconut soup! ;)
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Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:39pm.
thank you!! you beat me too it and proved up your point very well
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:53pm.
I guess it's OK to sprinkle on something like a microwaved bowl of easy mac to make it slightly more tolerable but that's about it.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:45pm.
I saw that Onion Crunch stuff at the grocery store. It looks nasty.
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my roommate bought it because it looked so stupid/ridiculous. It's basically just like the crumbs that are left in the bottom of the can when you buy fried onions to make green bean casserole. I guess it's OK to sprinkle on something like a microwaved bowl of easy mac to make it slightly more tolerable but that's about it.
And didn't I read something like she wanted to have a baby with him? At least her son is old enough to GTFO if things get bad.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:14pm.
It amazes me that no matter who you are or how "beautiful" you are, some women are still so desperately insecure that they stay stuck up under an @sshole *coughHalleBerrycough* *coughDemiMoorecough*
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I disagree, Sophia is clearly putting up with a coke-head because he's a billionaire...which is entirely different than Halle's addiction to crazy or Demi's desperate need to seem young and hip
Where are the pics of wasted (New Year's Eve) Dina?
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:02pm.
BYE GOOD GAY HARVEY OLOOLOL JACK I WOULD JUST FREAKIN DIE!!! FREAKIN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MAKING AIDS JOKES, SUCK.AND.FUCK ARE YOU??? MK DO YOU THINK THIS TYPE OF SCUM BRINGS YOU MORE HITS?
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@Deb & M.E. I just saw it. Her knees look raw in one pic. Where's WO? probably sleeping off her massive hangover from the night before.
It amazes me that no matter who you are or how "beautiful" you are, some women are still so desperately insecure that they stay stuck up under an @sshole *coughHalleBerrycough* *coughDemiMoorecough*
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Peace out, J Harvey! Thanks for the laughs while Michael K wasn't around. I'd go to your website but I'm afraid of getting a computer virus, hehe.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:55pm.
So I clicked on the Daily Mail link about cokey sex addict, and saw some lovely pictures of Blohan out late partying with yet another sucker
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that 'sucker' would be Dina ?? did you see the pic of them coming out of a bar and Dina is three sheets to the fucking wind and is hanging on to Cokie for dear life ? also there's another pic of her doing the walk of shame with her hair pulled back and her face is reminiscent of pre death bloated Elvis.
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Dina was fucking PLASTERED!
The Daily Mail link was from this a.m. Lohan escorting her John back to her hotel from the club.
Sophia can do soooo much better than this long-faced raging asshole. I hope very soon she discovers that for herself and walks out...safely.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:02pm.
I actually meant the douchey looking guy. But now I'll look again! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I like Charo better. Good job J Harvey & Sweetas!
Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:12pm.
Remember this Blind that was said to be Sofia from the summer?
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I remember that blind, and I can totally see that. She hangs with such a sleazy crowd.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:08pm.
I see he's a controlling douchbag. Sofia needs to get away from him STAT. Men like him don't change. Ever. If he's like this now, he'll only become more controlling and abusive.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:55pm.
So I clicked on the Daily Mail link about cokey sex addict, and saw some lovely pictures of Blohan out late partying with yet another sucker
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that 'sucker' would be Dina ?? did you see the pic of them coming out of a bar and Dina is three sheets to the fucking wind and is hanging on to Cokie for dear life ? also there's another pic of her doing the walk of shame with her hair pulled back and her face is reminiscent of pre death bloated Elvis.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:15pm.
Typical male. They all just want to blow their huge, gummy wad inside of women whilest slapping them like a "ho". Another classic example of oppression by the dick-swingers against the cave-dwellers. *spits*
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BYE GOOD GAY HARVEY OLOOLOL JACK I WOULD JUST FREAKIN DIE!!! FREAKIN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
TEAM FUNYONS!!
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Bye JH! Hope to see you back on MLK Day!
There is nothing wrong with dicks, it the only thing I like about men.
Nice job filling in.
I believe the coke stories about her, that explains the wonky nostrils.
I don't like her or her Charo schtick, but she really should know better than to date the Chris Brown of the Onion Crunch world.
TEAM FUNYONS!!
So I clicked on the Daily Mail link about cokey sex addict, and saw some lovely pictures of Blohan out late partying with yet another sucker in London, wearing ANOTHER fur coat. God, I have to say that I LOVE the paps who harrass her skank-ass.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Well, at least it's not a Tony and Gina "Scarface" thing.
ugh...fugly and not in a hot way... too long in the face... what does she see in him? yuck.
Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:31pm.
I'M FREEZING MY FUCKING TITS OFF HERE! WTF IS IT 25° IN CALIFUCKINGFORNIA? Ok, it's 37° now, it's was 25° at 6am when I got out of bed. That is NOT NORMAL for this area.
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My heart bleeds for you M.E. ;-p
Greetings from 8° London!
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Yeah, but that kind of weather is expected annually right?
I know I shouldn't bitch, others have it worse. I'm just not use to freezing tempuratures.
Same here, M.E. Its fucking 31 degrees here and been cold as shit for a good two weeks now. Normally its easily 70 degrees all through Dec. and Jan. I m just hoping for an early spring at this point...
I saw that Onion Crunch stuff at the grocery store. It looks nasty.
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Last year the National Enquirer had a story about Nick, prostitutes and coke. They broke up just before the story came out. The guy is a sleaze and Sofia doesn't seem to care.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:31pm.
I'M FREEZING MY FUCKING TITS OFF HERE! WTF IS IT 25° IN CALIFUCKINGFORNIA? Ok, it's 37° now, it's was 25° at 6am when I got out of bed. That is NOT NORMAL for this area.
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My heart bleeds for you M.E. ;-p
Greetings from 8° London!
Sofia Vergara had one brother who was killed on the streets of Bogota, “He always had bodyguards. Then one day he went out alone and was shot dead. I was devastated.”
Another brother has been deported due to drug arrests:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/08/sofia-vegaras-brother-depo...
Former Colombian drug trafficker and cartel lieutenant Andres López on Vergara: "Sofia and I are great friends, she is a marvelous woman whom I love dearly. It's a sentiment I think we both reciprocate, which is a beautiful thing."
Another former boyfriend is Miami nightclub kingpin and convicted murderer Chris Paciello:
http://www.celebritypop.com/2012/06/09/sofia-vergaras-past-with-kingpin-...
I'M FREEZING MY FUCKING TITS OFF HERE! WTF IS IT 25° IN CALIFUCKINGFORNIA? Ok, it's 37° now, it's was 25° at 6am when I got out of bed. That is NOT NORMAL for this area.
Just like I thought it's his parents money. But I guess being King of the Onion Crunch empire sounds better. Haha. Loser.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/12/sofia-vergara-nick-loeb_n_16680...
"Men like him don't change"
FACT.
HAHAHAHA Jacko!
I am kind of surprised she went to work today.
J. Harvey, ta (not really) for making me feel sick for days with the Jap Porn Post.
I may never swallow again. :(
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:12pm.
Thanks J. Harvey! ♥
Ditto!
awww Jack! don't even try it! ;P ♥
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:18pm.
that should go well with the cream cheese that is already on it...
OMG SNOWTITS I WANT TO KIDNAP THAT LITTLE FUCKER SPENCE AND TAKE HIM HOME WITH ME!
etd - at least with me people would get to see pictures of him and updates on his well-being... selfish bitch!
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