Bradley Cooper And Zoe Saldana Just Couldn't Make It Work

For the second time in a year, Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper's publicists and lawyers have thrown up their hands and walked out of a conference room with their heads hanging in shame, because they just couldn't come to an agreement and contract negotiations officially broke down. Zoe and B. Coop have broken up forever and they'll probably never sign their names on the same relationship contract AGAIN. First, the Katie Holmes/Jake Gyllenhaal rumors turn out to be a falsity and now this? Beards are having the worst week ever.

Zoe and B. Coop first got together after filming The Words and then they broke up for the first time in March before getting back together in September. And now Page Six says it's completely over. Zoe was supposed to spend Christmastimes in Europe with B. Coop and his family, but she went to Miami instead. A source said this:

“Zoe had planned to spend the holidays with Bradley and his family in Europe. They all were going to Paris, but things didn’t work out between them. Zoe spent New Year’s Eve with friends in Miami.”

So Zoe skipped out on the chance to hear Bradley Cooper order a buttered croissant with an extra foamy latte in panty creaming talk (aka French)? It really IS over. It's not Zoe and Bradley's fault that they didn't get to spend Christmas together. It's CBS Film's fault for releasing The Words on DVD right before Christmas, and because they did that there was no reason for B. Coop and Zoe's relationship to go on any longer. DAMN YOU CBS Films for screwing with holiday love!

P.S. THE WORDS available at your local Redbox NOW!

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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:43am.

Don't find either attractive.

Submitted by The_Big_Bad_Wolf_743 on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 11:18pm.

Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.

I know The Words is at the nearest Redbox. I only paid $1.33 and still felt I overpaid.

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:33am.

Zoe just couldn't make it hard for some reason..

Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 12:38am.

He's gay trying to be bi. She's a proud dyke. I can see why it lasted as long as it did!

Submitted by salacious on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:17pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:47pm.

Well, I'm sorry but I think Brad Cooper is absolutely knock down gorgeous! He is TOTALLY my type.

I love you Bradley.
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Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:12pm.

Like this was gonna last? I don't like her acting and I don't like that she's going to play Nina Simone.

Submitted by Lily85 on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:04pm.

Twat - I feel the same way too. I find her extremely ugly.

Anyway, what is up with those beards of today?!
They just can't hold on to a contract for much longer.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:35pm.

I think Zoe's really pretty. Bradley is kind of annoying.

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Submitted by pandapants84 on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 8:06pm.

He needs to find a more dedicated beard. He blows through them too quickly.

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Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 7:51pm.

Whose got bets that Coopster is going to try to date Katie Holmes? He wants that publicity bad! I think Jennifer Lawrence turned him down.

Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 7:47pm.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:12pm.
God help me - I think he is so hot.

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Me too! Not getting the hate, but whatevs. To each his own.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:42pm.

mikidais -- IKR? When they say, "oh, Zoe is so beautiful," I'm like WTF??? She's got those huge lines around her mouth, she weighs like 60 pounds dripping wet, there's nothing there. And that smugness makes me think she has a shitty personality, too. All combined, she's fug. I agree.

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Submitted by Pero_No on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:41pm.

Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:07pm.

I never understood how he got "Sexiest Man Alive."

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Like Chan, Bradley is savvy on how to "go the extra mile" in 'lobbying' the Qweens @ People: "Thanks for meeting with me about my nomination. No, please, sit down on the couch next to me; I don't mind...Is it hot in this office?....."

At least in Porn Valley, 'Gay for Pay' is out in the open; not so much in the Reel Hollyweird.....

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:28pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:47pm.

Well, I'm sorry but I think Brad Cooper is absolutely knock down gorgeous! He is TOTALLY my type.

I love you Bradley.

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Submitted by Pero_No on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:44pm.

In other words: "The Oscar Nom's are not happening; you can relax, kids. Time for the 'ol "New Years Breakup" press release exit strategy..." -their Agents

Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:15pm.

Bradley Cooper And Zoe Saldana Just Couldn't Make It Work.....Because Bradley Cooper Loves Riding the Peen

There, fixed it for you.

Submitted by mikidais on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:54pm.

@ Twat Muffin-

There is a smugness about her. She is not pretty. Her features are too exaggerated.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:17pm.

Well, I'm sorry but I think Brad Cooper is absolutely knock down gorgeous! He is TOTALLY my type.

I love you Bradley.

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:59pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:26pm.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:15pm.

FACT: It seems utterly impossible, but there ARE gay men who are less than bright, witty, or funny. Not just Perez Hilton. I've known some. It's tragic...

Deb, did those gentlemen happen to belong to this organization: www.gop.com ? ;-)
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Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:49pm.

He's one of those guys who looks so much better in super short hair. I found him hot in The Wedding Crashers playing the preppy douchebag guy. I also love his hairy chest. His half-minute wedding to Jennifer Esposito was very odd. Is that when the gay rumors really took hold?

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:40pm.

Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:07pm.
Me neither. He's like the male Blake Lively to me; boring, blond, and if I'm not looking directly at him, I can't remember what he looks like.

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:37pm.

I never understood how he got "Sexiest Man Alive."

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:34pm.

WAIT - didn't he date Jennifer Lopez for a bit?

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Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:29pm.

I think she's very pretty! Zoe too!

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:17pm.

@ snowball -- bwaahahahahahahaha! yes, yes he does!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:16pm.

@ Twatty, et al. ask and we shalt emu:

http://www.pajiba.com/miscellaneous/a-case-study-in-hotness-xlv-this-tim...

oh my gawd lmao

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:14pm.

she's so hot. how exactly are they a boring couple?

Submitted by cake coke and cock on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:13pm.

God, the conversation between these two fuckers must get so intellectual at times, "rah rah rah A-Team!" "rah rah Columbiana!" Heads exploding all over the place.

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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:13pm.

Please. The only redeeming quality to The Words, was and is, Jeremy Irons. Maybe a little Quaid too, because he actually has a decent narrator voice.

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Submitted by snowball on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:12pm.

He looks like someone tried to smear his head sideways with a shovel.

Submitted by HereForTheRide on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:10pm.

Deb, did those gentlemen happen to belong to this organization: www.gop.com ? ;-)

Ok. I so read that link as "Gop" and not G.O.P. Clicking the link made that joke even more funny. :)

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:14pm.

I like Zoe, thought she was really good in Colombiana. She reminds me of Jada "Pink"ett Smith without the problem of wondering if her girlfriend is secretly her "girlfriend."

Then again, knowing how Hollywood is it's possible this might've been a mutual bearding, y'know?

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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:07pm.

His face is really lopsided. She is pretty but haz boringz.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:07pm.

Sorry, peeps -- DP!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:07pm.

LaChaylo -- hon, I can't claim credit for the emu thing. I'd seen pictures on the internet of Coop side by side with an emu and it stuck in my head. If my laptop wasn't messed up I'd provide the link for ya. Although I think the emu is way cuter.

Anyone else here find Zoe Saldana way annoying?

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:06pm.

Anyone else remember him making an appearance on Sex & The City, as a random guy Carrie picks up in a bar? It was before he hit it big. It was the episode where she shows up hungover to a photo shoot & the magazine uses one of the practice shots where she looks like crap.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:06pm.

Anyone else here find Zoe Saldana way annoying?

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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Submitted by ethang on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:03pm.

Bradley is gay.

Submitted by chefgirl76 on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:01pm.

Twatty - yep...right on the corner of Lake Cook and route 12. Possibly out of biz by now. I learned later that the Gay Purr-ee is also a cartoon movie about cats starring Judy Garland!

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:03pm.

Submitted by gossipfan on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:23pm.
Maybe they broke up because B Cooper is no longer on the Oscar nomination radar

I don't know gossipfan, I think he might still be a contender. IMO, he was really good in Silver Lining.

I'm not so sure he's gay or just a single guy
slut:) I like his eyes.
edit: She is really quite pretty.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:59pm.

EMU!!! Twatty, you nailed it! And why does he look particularly asymmetrical here, like half his face is melting?

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:58pm.

I think she is so pretty. Meh, he has child toucher eyes. I also don't think he is gay.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:58pm.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:25pm.

for me, "dead eyed predator asshole" works as well as "an AI"

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:15pm.

FACT: It seems utterly impossible, but there ARE gay men who are less than bright, witty, or funny. Not just Perez Hilton. I've known some. It's tragic...

Deb, did those gentlemen happen to belong to this organization: www.gop.com ? ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:55pm.

Are we sure he's gay, and not just a dead eyed predator asshole?

Submitted by gossipfan on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:53pm.

Maybe they broke up because B Cooper is no longer on the Oscar nomination radar for that Playbook Silver Linings movie. No Oscar heat, no need for a beard.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:51pm.

grommet -- sorry, hon. Once it was pointed out to me I can't unsee it either.

chefgirl76 -- there's a strip club called the Gay Paree? Wow, I did not know that! Then again, I'm not too familiar with the NW suburbs (I'm in the SW suburbs). And remember the old nightclub in Chicago called the Chez Paree? I think we're too young to actually remember it, but the Rat Pack played there, all the greats did.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:06pm.

anno, was that a good movie? I want to see it, actually
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Rather liked it - Jennifer Lawrence was especially good. It did veer into some trite territory which I won't spoil, but they managed to save that with a hilarious scene.