Megan Fox Is Talking Crazy Again (UPDATE)
Megan Fox is definitely smoking the wrong stuff and she definitely smoked the wrong stuff with the dude who interviewed her for Esquire, because the entire article is crazy wrapped in a paperback copy of Dianetics wrapped in the DVD jacket for Jesus Camp.
The reincarnation of Plato (again, not Dana, the other one) opened her mouth and spat up about how she can't stop herself from talking in tongues and how she wishes she could spend all her time looking for ancient alien artifacts. Stephen Marche of Esquire starts the interview by comparing Megan Fox to an Aztec sacrifice and then describes her face as a "visual labyrinth" and "a force of nature, the patterns of waves crisscrossing a lake, snow avalanching down the side of a mountain, an elaborately camouflaged butterfly." Can Megan and Stephen please tell the public what kind of herbs they were smoking, because I don't ever want those herbs in my bong. That sounds like the worst trip ever.
Before you start reading these insane pieces from Megan's interview, get yourself a spirit guide to take you through it safely. You're going to need one.
On how being famous is worse than being bullied in high school: "I don't think people understand. They all think we should shut the fuck up and stop complaining because you live in a big house or you drive a Bentley. So your life must be so great. What people don't realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you're being bullied by millions of people constantly."
On how she, the internet, fame and war might be the Four Whoresmen: "I've read the Book of Revelation a million times. It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist? When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it's the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?"
On erasing her Marilyn Monroe tattoo: "I feel like I willed it be gone. They told me it was going to take six sessions and it's nearly gone in one. She wasn't powerful at the time. She was sort of like Lindsay. She was an actress who wasn't reliable, who almost wasn't insurable.... She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered. I'm not interested in following in those footsteps."
On how she's a Pentecostal Christian who speaks in tongues sometimes: "I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I've seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I'd have to shut it off because I don't know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back.
It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I'm going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. And you just start speaking, but you're not thinking because you have no idea what you're saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can't control it. The idea is that it's a language that only God understands. It's the language that's spoken in heaven. It's called 'getting the Holy Ghost.' "
On how she'd rather be exploring the ruins of Israel than skipping around in her panties in movies: "I feel like there's stuff literally buried there and buried where the Maya were. I would like to uncover the secrets of the universe. In my fantasy."
On how she thinks the movie Leprechaun starring Jennifer Aniston is a documentary: "I like believing. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people's imaginations.... We should all believe in leprechauns. I'm a believer.... You and I are humans, this is not all of it. This cannot be, because we are so disappointing.... Films don't hold the answers I'm looking for.... Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that bigfoot existed than in watching a really good movie? ... I believe in aliens.... I am childlike in my spirit, and I want to believe in fairy tales... Loch Ness monster — there's something to it.... There's the Bell Witch... What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities."
Megan Fox is a Pentecostal Christian who speaks in tongues and she believes in leprechauns, Bigfoot and ancient aliens who built civilizations? This might be the first time in history that Tommy Girl fingered his butt to something that a Pentecostal Christian woman has said. And the Alabama Leprechaun and Tim Peeler are fingering their butts right next to Tommy Girl.
And now thanks to Megan's mouth, Lindsay is going to tattoo "'Marilyn Monroe was like the Lindsay Lohan of her time.' - Megan Fox" on her forehead. Out of all the crazy things that came out of Megan's mouth, that was the craziest.
UPDATE - Megan Fox went on Facebook to clarify the shade she threw at Lindsay Lohan. Megan wrote:
In the newly released article that I did for Esquire, there is a reference that is made to Lindsay Lohan that I would like to clarify before it snowballs into something silly. The journalist and I were discussing why I was removing my Marilyn Monroe tattoo, especially since in his opinion, Marilyn was such a powerful and iconic figure for women. I attempted to draw parallels between Lindsay and Marilyn in order to illustrate my point that while Marilyn may be an icon now, sadly she was not respected and taken seriously while she was still living.
Both women were gifted actresses, whose natural talent was lost amongst the chaos and incessant media scrutiny surrounding their lifestyles and their difficulties adhering to studio schedules etc. I intended for this to be a factual comparison of two women with similar experiences in Hollywood. Unfortunately it turned into me offering up what is really much more of an uneducated opinion. It was most definitely not my intention to criticize or degrade Lindsay. I would never want her to feel bullied, as she does not deserve that. I was not always speaking eloquently during this interview and this miscommunication is my fault.
"WERE gifted actresses...." I see what you did there, Megan.
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Can't even read her quotes w/ out nodding off.... She's so irrelevant.
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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Submitted by frenchflies on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 1:04am.
@ frenchflies....'she stood up to Michael Bay"....remind me what she has done since then?
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haha.....so have many others....I don't hear THEM flapping their lips. Oh, hey, THERE'S a job for her....as long as her mouth is full she can flap her lips all she wants.....
Stop being annoyed...enjoy yourself.....
Bitch Please!!
What the hell is wrong with her face?
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
She talks a lot of shit but I still like her. "shrugs"
I actually never knew she was a crazy Christian. Maybe I have been living under a rock but that came as a surprise to me.
Anyway, I think her time is almost up. She's not working on anything (I don't think), and I don't see any particular talent when it comes to acting. She's got her looks, but that's it, and unless she were to become a model or something she's got nothing left to give.
Well, I'm glad she rid herself of one of her foolish tattoos.
But, in heavens name, is it just me or does her navel look super-strange in that photo?
Submitted by REDMOND on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 12:30am.
I'm glad someone fucking finally spoke the truth about Marilyn Monroe even if it is this idiot. Marilyn was a basket case who offed herself. None of her stupid ass quotes are half as interesting as people pretend. There are a million better old Hollywood film stars to emulate and be obsessed with. If someone could please give me a legitimate reason to look up to Marilyn I'm all ears.
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Ditto. I never could understand the love for Marilyn Monroe. I thought it was because she died young. Mae West was more interesting to me.
Puppy Love, dayum!
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:35am.
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As for her career as fantasy archeologist.. The years of sacrifice and doing without .. She'd never make it through an internship... Give her a spoon and let her play in her backyard.
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So much true. Ugh. (Currently still in school myself.)
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:45am.
CR.. Do you know if the Taylor estate had to sign off on the bio pic? I can't understand how they got a green light. It was so bad that it was insulting.
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I guess not. :(
really these days you need an iron clad to protect yourself, even after death. clearly her wish was not respected, even worse, trampled on, by someone who had no resemblance to her, no less.
I would never place them even in the same category, never mind looks.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
CR.. Do you know if the Taylor estate had to sign off on the bio pic? I can't understand how they got a green light. It was so bad that it was insulting.
out of all people. lilo played her. her dying wish was for someone never to play her.
interesting fact: Kim Kumtrashian was the last to interview her too.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:35am.
CR.. Yeah.. I agree.. Was kind of a cheap shot at MM. Who is LT? Too lazy to back and read.
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Liz Taylor.
she must be rolling in her grave.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
CR.. Yeah.. I agree.. Was kind of a cheap shot at MM. Who is LT? Too lazy to back and read.
Pink.. I guess my point was that she's lovely and had a shot at a good career..and shot herself in the ass when she opened her mouth. She's never recovered..
As for her career as fantasy archeologist.. The years of sacrifice and doing without .. She'd never make it through an internship... Give her a spoon and let her play in her backyard.
Lilo is shit, you know it and I do too. cut the crap (you're not any better, we know). now Micheal Bay? way to go on that. Stay at home, mom.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I kind of accept her apology. she takes blame for something that was not her doing. That's something. As far as actresses goes, leave MM and LT alone.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
It was Michael Bay she called 'Hitler' though, right? Joy Behar said Assbender looked like a Hitleryouth on The View, I recall. She's such an asshole, but he took it with total politeness.
Anyway, Megan Fox comes across as kind of nuts, but I love that she gives MK loads of material to work with. She's that kind of ditzy friend that means well and could probably apply herself with a real education, but mostly you just pat her on the head and drink your drink when you hang out because otherwise your eyes would roll off your face.
The Zac Posen thing, if you mean the Lena Dunham dress- well, a designer name can't help that she didn't seem right or comfortable in it. The fullness of the bottom seemed to require a more glamourous person to pull off, imo. She should have worn bright lipstick or something, too.
Pink.. I think she knew she was in trouble when she called Assbender Hitler then was suprised to find he cut her from the next picture. Sent you a reply to Zac Posena couple days back..
So .. In closing. ...;)
Submitted by Xenia UK on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:11pm.
Ok, I'm an actual archaeologist. For years Megan has professed her love of archaeology, but she obviously knows jack shit. It always makes me twitch. Just admit that all you know of archaeology comes from that freakshow twit with the wild hair who blames everything on aliens and let's just be done with it, shall we?
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Is there anything better than someone altering their body for others? Someone obviously remarked to her about Marilyn Monroe being a flake and it got to her. Bitch, please- you know you had that same damn Marilyn quote about being a difficult ho on your myspace page like every other psycho ex-girlfriend.
What I'm surprised about is that she never got an AngieJo tattoo. I guess her fake FACE stands in for that.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 12:49am.
Puppy Love, is the pic of Potato Willis photoshopped to make her look like that?
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WinterOwl, sadly, I don't believe so! To my knowledge, it's pure Taterhead. At some point, I should switch it to my beautiful puppeh and stop being mean, heh.
@ frenchflies....'she stood up to Michael Bay"....remind me what she has done since then?
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Got married. Had a child. Had small comedic roles in popular movies.
Next.
Annoyed.
Wow, I could feel brain cells die as I read that.
She sounds unhinged and definitely stoned. She's not happy anymore as just t&a, has absolutely nothing else to offer, and knows her time is up. I'd feel sorry for her if she didn't seem like such a stupid boring brat. Shut up and go be a mom.
Puppy Love, is the pic of Potato Willis photoshopped to make her look like that?
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Submitted by REDMOND on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 12:30am.
I'm glad someone fucking finally spoke the truth about Marilyn Monroe even if it is this idiot. Marilyn was a basket case who offed herself. None of her stupid ass quotes are half as interesting as people pretend. There are a million better old Hollywood film stars to emulate and be obsessed with. If someone could please give me a legitimate reason to look up to Marilyn I'm all ears.
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MM was definitely a fuckup and not to be emulated or "looked up to" in her childlike neediness and all the drama that went on in her personal life. BUT--imo she actually had a very good career, and could act. She was terrific in a small role in All About Eve and very good in varied roles like the psychotic babysitter in Don't Bother to Knock, the ditzy banjo player Sugar in Some Like it Hot, and the tortured wife in Bus Stop. She may have been unstable (to say the least) but she was far and away more talented than Megan Fox or Lindsay fucking Lohan.
In short, fuck Megan Fox and her bravery for speaking "the truth." She talks out of her ass and has no idea what she's talking about, as entertaining as she can be. She's today's pretty face and nothing more--there's no substance there at all, for all her delusional rantings and pretenses to intelligence.
I can't with the quote on bullies, but I don't mind her.
The Pentecostal Church thing is weird.
I like her last paragraph about Leprechauns and aliens. I believed in tooth fairies until I was like 12. I'm dead serious.
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I'm glad someone fucking finally spoke the truth about Marilyn Monroe even if it is this idiot. Marilyn was a basket case who offed herself. None of her stupid ass quotes are half as interesting as people pretend. There are a million better old Hollywood film stars to emulate and be obsessed with. If someone could please give me a legitimate reason to look up to Marilyn I'm all ears.
First Dlisted comment! Marilyn Monroe's mother was mentally ill and institutionalized permanently when MM was a child, thus MM was predisposed to mentally illness. Subsequently, she was raised in orphanages and foster homes and married at 16. Obviously MM was addicted to barbiturates as well which were quite widely prescribed for insomnia at the time. Perhaps that info will shed some light on her behavior.
Megan always shows that she doesn't read books! There are actual books about the Book of Revelations and what it means. It was written in code for the early Christian church when they were banned by Rome.
Rome is the Great Beast. 666 was actually 616 and refers to Emperor Nero. Whose name in Greek (original language of the Bible translations) equaled 616 and later 666.
I could go on, but hopefully Megan will do a little reading in her spare time.
what is it with women and marilyn monroe? it's like she's the patron saint for unstable women.
'It's called 'getting the Holy Ghost.'
sounds more like lsd or schizophrenia.
For some reason I feel like that weirdo boyfriend or husband whatever he is, has a lot to do with this. He seems like such a nutcase.
Submitted by movedtocomment on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:43pm.
I like her for this interview. She's got courage to wonder aloud all the strange thoughts that go through all of our heads. I hope she doesn't get bashed for this.
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same here. i didnt like her for a while but i think she's okay. i like someone that says whatevers on his/her mind. i was like that for a long time, until a guy i was dating, who i was absolutely fucking crazy for, said to me one night, wow you really do say anything you want, don't you? and for some reason that made me censor everything coming out of my mouth for a long time. then when i finally got straight with myself, i decided to let go of the heavy censoring. i like talking about crazy shit that just pops into my head. ive met people that do the same thing, and i find them enjoyable. i talk about anything on my mind now, and if you dont like it, gtfo.
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"In the newly released article that I did for Esquire" which comes out next week... ya ya ya. Not falling for it.
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Honestly, she seems like a sweet enough girl. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer and watches waaaaay too much History Channel, but well-meaning and nice.
@ frenchflies....'she stood up to Michael Bay"....remind me what she has done since then?
She must be under the misapprehension that gay men buy Esquire for the profiles.
I find her very, very likable. She isn't a rocket scientist, but she does think. She has always been quite clear about the difference between her image and who she really is. And she stood up to Michael Bay.
Annoyed.
Megan Fox is a Karen Black for our times!
OMG Celestia lives on and it reincarnated in plastic doll's body!!! Anne Heche eat your heart out.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:42pm.
I love Giorgio and his hair! That man's hair never lets the eighties be forgotten, he represents!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_A._Tsoukalos
STFU Mom Fox....
Has this bitch ever said anything worth listening to? Bitch doesn't even have "it" anymore for me to look at her, much less spank to her....i hate it when hot chicks open their mouths (for speaking).....One and DONE!
Puh-leeez! that Facebook post? written by her PR flack. That girl does not have that vocabulary...she's a moron. Her PR team finally talked her into removing that ridiculous tattoo.
Leprechaun wasn't a documentary?!?
I like her for this interview. She's got courage to wonder aloud all the strange thoughts that go through all of our heads. I hope she doesn't get bashed for this.
Megan's been listening to too much Coast to Coast radio! Love it!
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:24pm.
I have a friend who thinks it is very interesting that different cultures on different continents have had pyramid-shaped structures and that supposedly that point to the same point in the heavens or something other. And that not even with today's technology, could we rebuild the Egyptian pyramids without tons of manpower and the toughest cranes and forklifts or whatever, blah, blah. I've looked this stuff up online before.. but what do you think?
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Yes, multiple cultures do have pyramidal structures, but I don't find that odd. Different people come up with the same ideas all the time today, why not back then. All pyramids point up (I know, 'duh, Xenia'), so I don't really understand the argument they're pointing at a specific point in the sky. Depends on your vantage point. Also, the earth spins and we're in orbit around the sun so our sky changes day to day, season to season. As for building the pyramids--we can totally build them today with our technology. What people today can't fathom is how they built them back then with such accuracy without the technology we have since we're so overreliant on such stuff. It was perfectly possible--they just had to have a massive number of workers, some really smart architects and builders, and many years to get it done. I've read plenty of stuff on ancient construction and am writing some myself at the moment, though not on pyramids.
The update says it all...thanks Megan. Two thumbs up! I happen to agree with her about removing the tattoo of Marilyn. There are much better role models to follow than someone who eventually offed themselves.
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@Bambam, I did, and thank you! As far as her not seeming very fun-loving, I agree, she doesn't seem to be all about premieres or other live personal appearances/big coked-up Hollywood parties, etc.
Although I have nothing to base it on, I have a feeling she just likes staying home with her yummy hubby, blazing up and watching tv. That's my impression, anyway.
(and please, call me homo)