Michael Lohan Never Said That Lindsay Lohan Is A High Paid Escort, So Says Michael Lohan
Earlier today, Radar had a quote from Michael Lohan which proved that he's a caring, wonderful father who wants nothing but the best for his daughter. Did I type "nothing but the best for his daughter"? I meant to type "nothing but a check." My mistake. Radar quoted Michael Lohan as saying that rich men pay Lindsay Lohan hundreds of thousands of dollars to "date" them and that White Oprah is her pimp. It was my first DUH! of the day.
A different source also told Radar that LiLo is an escort who gets paid to be "arm candy" to really rich dudes. Prince Haji Abdul Azim, who is known for paying celebrities to be his friend, paid LiLo $100,000 sit at his New Year's Eve party in London. The source also said that rich artist Domingo Zapata lets LiLo stay for free at his penthouse at the Bowery Hotel in NYC and has given her the keys to his place at Chateau Marmont in L.A. The rich dudes pay for all expenses and give her expensive gifts. The source says they don't know if White Oprah also takes a price gun to Lindsay Lohan's snatch, because they don't know if her freckled biscuit is for sale too.
Yes, "arm candy to really rich dudes." I typed that. Bitch probably thinks she's a diamond-studded dark chocolate truffle wrapped in gold foil made from actual gold, but she's really a dusty bag of Circus Peanuts lying on a shelf in the back of a Rite-Aid.
But don't go looking to see how Lindsay Lohan's escort services rated on Yelp, because Michael Lohan tells TMZ that he never called her a whore and says that she's not selling low-grade cooch at high-end prices:
"By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement ... EVER! Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!"
I believe that Michael Lohan never said that to Radar. I mean, Michael probably gets a cut of LiLo's escort money, so why would he call her out? Michael doesn't want the IRS knocking on his door to get a cut of his cut. Michael might have molten coke rocks for brains, but he's not stupid enough to mess with his cash flow. A good pimp never tells.
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Good grief. Yeah, Michael, everyone thinks your daughter is as pure as the driven snow, just because you say so. While he may not be setting up her "dates" as her mother does (and God only knows what horrors Ali has been put through), you know for sure that he gets his cut, if only to make "shocked!" pronouncements like this to the press (as if anyone would believe him).
I guess Lindsay thinks that if Grace Kelly could do stuff like this and live to tell the tale, she can, too. What she doesn't get is, she ain't no Grace Kelly. Tara Reid Mark II, maybe.
What do you call the whole Lohan clan at the bottom of the ocean?
She's getting quite the underchin.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:07am.
Uses hotel room as ashtray:
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2013/01/lindsay-lohan-does-50000-of-damage...
Is there anything that she doesn't completely trash?
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Yeah, just like her parents used her & her siblings as their emotional ashtrays.
Lindsay: cute http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Kek&sa=X&tbo=d&rl...
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=X&tbo=d&rls=org.m...
Beautiful http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=X&tbo=d&rls=org.m...
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Eok&sa=X&tbo=d&rl...
And, current!!!
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Submitted by ewesocrazy on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:46pm.
Arm candy. Sure. Like that candy at the bottom of your purse with lint stuck to it and smells like old perfume and pennies.
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What an extremely apt description.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:07am.
Uses hotel room as ashtray:
She might have to file for bankruptcy protection pretty soon here. Her debts are off the charts.
And this is news? I have no doubt that she uses sex in order to get film roles as well. The thing I find hard to believe is that anyone in their right mind would give her the keys to a penthouse. If that was true, she would have sold the penthouse already and used the money to buy drugs. It's just a matter of time before she destroys herself.
Uses hotel room as ashtray:
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2013/01/lindsay-lohan-does-50000-of-damage...
Is there anything that she doesn't completely trash?
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Damn, this photo is sad. She looks like a knocked-up, no-clue-who-the-baby-daddy-is, 38-year-old trailer park hooker who's getting taken in for questioning because the pimp next door was found face-down in the bathtub with a crack pipe bobbing around his head; and they'd been seen screaming at each other in the bbq pit earlier that day.
I can't even see a glimmer of the cute little girl in her dead-eyed face anymore.
I been wondering for weeks now if she is preggers! Is it Kanye's too?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:42pm.
johnnysgirl!
Hi, newlywed!
You know, her face DOES look baboon ass-ish.
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Hiya IF! *blush*
Her lips are like those of a baboon's twat in estrus. FOCK, she's so grody gaaaaaaahhhhhhh
So, the securities fraud convicted ex-con asshole turtle tells one rag (for a paycheck) that whorehan is fucking & sucking for money & is being pimped out by white oprah (which I totally believe), then tells another rag (for a paycheck) that he never said that. Oh yeah; he's definitely got credibility...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Those are some cock sucking lips! At this point she might as well date and possibly find an old rich dude that will support her flabby ass forever.
Maybe it's not such a bad move for her.
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@ Ms Fury.....:)
If I were a loaded dude, I'd be looking for a victoria's secret model or something to hang around me, not nasty Lohan! That said, if there are truly millionaires stupid enough to do it, then go ahead Linds and take all their money!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 8:10pm.
ubmitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:35pm.
Now why you got to go all contrarian on me on other posts? I mean, really!
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Contrarian...huh, what in the Mary Mary are you taking about?
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Ok, I LOL'd when I read that! Oldest mini-Fury said "what are you laughing about", I said "oh nothing, just funny Internets things".
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ubmitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:35pm.
Now why you got to go all contrarian on me on other posts? I mean, really!
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Contrarian...huh, what in the Mary Mary are you taking about?
Michael's mouth spews pure garbage but that doesn't mean Liho ever turns down money. A fool is a fool, can't blame her for taking it from dumbasses. Evidently, her name still impresses the gullible and nasty because those bloated anus lips look like shit.
Why do the words "rich" and "artist" sound so weird together?
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Pregnant? I think the embryo would abort itself finding it in Hohan's womb.
OMG IT CANNOT BE. SWEET LITTLE LINDSAY LOHAN IS A WHORE???????????????????? I am shocked. SHOCKED. Round up all the usual suspects for spreading these vicious lies about this sweet child.
johnnysgirl!
Hi, newlywed!
You know, her face DOES look baboon ass-ish. Kind of pink...orange....yep, I see it!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:29pm.
Oh Whamo PULEEZE!
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My sweet little shamrock compared to you she of course is horrid and ugly, I'm just saying without you standing beside her she looks pretty that's all I meant to say.
*pulls out the single white rose he had hidden behind his back*
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See? See how easy it is?
Now why you got to go all contrarian on me on other posts? I mean, really!
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Her face looks like a baboon's ass.
I this dumbass pregnant? That's all the world needs now--another grifter Lohan.
Submitted by blather999 on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:22pm.
Whamo - that is a very nice picture of her.
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Sorry but I beg to differ. I
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not this main pictured blather.. the picture I had in my other comment,the one with Tina Fey
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:29pm.
Oh Whamo PULEEZE!
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My sweet little shamrock compared to you she of course is horrid and ugly, I'm just saying without you standing beside her she looks pretty that's all I meant to say.
*pulls out the single white rose he had hidden behind his back*
IF is feeling ignored. Methinks Whamo needs to check on his pet bunny.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:30pm.
Irish is jelly!
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Why, I'll get you, my pretty!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:22pm.
Whamo - that is a very nice picture of her.
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Sorry but I beg to differ. I think LieLow needs more botox in her lips. She has almost achieved the requisite Real Housewife pout. Just a few more cc's and she'll be perfection and look her real age, 39.
Irish is jelly!
Oh Whamo PULEEZE!
Her boobs look faker than fake and she's FUCKING ORANGE!
You never talk to me anymore! You don't tell me you love me anymore!
YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS....YOU DON'T WRITE ME LOVE SONGS....YOUUUU DON'T BRRINNG ME FLOWERRRRS....ANEEEEMORE!
*checks self to see if on Ambien. No, appears to be drug free, making this post is even more disturbing. *
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Whamo - that is a very nice picture of her. Looks nothing like what she looks like now.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 4:16pm.
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Hey M.E. , this was always my favorite picture of her. She's pretty here and I'm not sure how anyone could say otherwise when you see her like this. Nice smile, life in her eyes and just plain... beautiful.
http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/50175-why-tina-fey-bac...
boredasfuck, flufffkitteh - amirite? in 5-7 years she has aged 20.
Here is the perfect before and after of a cute Blohan before and a completely fucked, methed out whore Blohan.
Holy shit, you can barely tell it is the same girl. She squandered all the advantages she was born with.
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RED WHORE IN THE MORNING, SAILORS TAKE WARNING!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 4:16pm.
Here is the perfect before and after of a cute Blohan before and a completely fucked, methed out whore Blohan.
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All I see is a picture of Lindsay when she was less of a mess and Courtney Love...Oh wait....ewww
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As much as I'd like to believe all of this, Hohan's too busted to be an escort for wealthy guys. Why would any guy who could afford better want to blow his money on a bloated, triple-chinned, emphysema-voiced klepto?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 5:19pm.
Is she pregant or did she steal a ham and stuffed it under her dress?
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She stole a baby.
Bitch probably thinks she's a diamond-studded dark chocolate truffle wrapped in gold foil made from actual gold, but she's really a dusty bag of Circus Peanuts lying on a shelf in the back of a Rite-Aid.
I love this sentence and want to marry it.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
That prince is definitely gay, and he pays dozens of celebs to attend every one of his parties in London (Faye Dunaway is one of them!), so that one is pretty straightforward. But I totally buy that she does the dirty with rich guys for cash. Those lips won't plump themselves!
Look at the bruises on her body during her u.k. Work trip. There are plenty of b.d.s.m. Opportunities. Once she has cash in her pocket momma doesnt leave her side.
Who punched Lindsay in the mouth?
Is she pregant or did she steal a ham and stuffed it under her dress?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I don't get why any rich dude would pay her more than $100 a day for anything. For the notoriety?
He should know, he trained her. Toxic waste of a "family."
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 4:26pm.
"Bitch probably thinks she's a diamond-studded dark chocolate truffle wrapped in gold foil
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But really she's a Ferrero Rocher
He could never have said that because she is not a high paid one.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
she has the fuzzy eating disorder face too
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Rumors that she was turning tricks for rich dudes have been out there for at least two years. She's Tara Reid squared judging by the bruises she was sporting in the UK over the holidays, following the prince's party. When your stock goes down you have to make yourself in-demand somehow.
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