Demi Moore Really Is Dating Lindsay Lohan's Leftovers
TMZ said a week or so ago that there was zero truth to the rumor that Demi Moore was nibbling on Lindsay Lohan's discarded and stale pink taco (not SamRo). The rumor was that Demi Moore is wrapping her cougar cooch around LiLo's old piece Harry Morton, heir to the Rock Hard empire and owner of the restaurant chain Pink Taco. A witness type tells Page Six that TMZ's sources are barfing out nuggets made of lies, because MoorMor is happening.
The witness saw 50-year-old Demi holding hands with 31-year-old Harry Morton while strolling through the Stanley Kubrick exhibit at LACMA in L.A. with friends including Russell Brand. Another source said that Demi and Harry have been friends for a million years, but that they've been getting closer (aka wet humping until the tube of KY goes dry) during the past few weeks.
Does Demi even work, like a job, anymore? It seems like when she isn't doing tequila shots off the shaft of Mexican salchicha in Mexico, she's making Lenny Kravitz uncomfortable in Miami and when she's not making Lenny Kravitz uncomfortable in Miami, she's holding hands with Lindsay Lohan's leftovers in L.A. Bitch doesn't work. All she does is party, fuck, dance, drink and hold hands. And now that she's dating Harry Morton, she gets free tacos too. So while she's feeding her taco, she gets to eat free tacos. Demi is living the dream.