Shawn Holley And Lindsay Lohan Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Just like my 19-year-old self when my boyfriend at the time dumped me for having a cup of french onion soup with my ex at Mimi's Cafe (he seriously dumped me for having french onion soup with my ex at Mimi's Cafe and that's not code for anything), Lindsay Lohan got on her knees, grabbed onto her lawyer Shawn Holley and desperately cried, "Don't leave meeeeeeeeeee! I'll suck yer dick!" And just like my boyfriend at the time, Shawn Holley kicked that trick off of her and said, "Get the fuck out of here and take your used up asshole with you, you disgusting whore!" And yes, I'm sure that's the exact exit conversation that Shawn Holley and Lindsay Lohan had.
A little over a week ago, Lindsay Lohan hired Mark Heller as her new lawyer and signed a break-up letter that he wrote to Shawn Holley. LiLo claims that she didn't know she was co-signing Shawn's firing and I believe her, because she was probably messed up out of her mind when she put a pen to paper. LiLo begged Shawn to take her back and after she went over the pros (zero) and cons (too many to list) of taking that mess back, she decided that finger banging a garbage disposal would be a better decision than signing on to be LiLo's lawyer again.
A source tells TMZ that Shawn Holley will file the necessary paperwork to be free of the freckled terror forever. LiLo's next court hearing is on January 30th and Shawn hopes to be removed from the case before then. LiLo owes Shawn over $300,000 and Shawn knows that she's not going to see a cent of that, so she's cutting a bitch off while she still can.
I was going to say that LiLo thinking that hiring Mark Heller as her lawyer is a good idea has to be one of the most delusional thoughts she's had in a while, but then I read her tweet about Heath Ledger. (FYI: "Matty" is Heath Ledger's daughter Matilda. I am officially out of CAN'Ts when it comes to LiLo.)
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Submitted by ilovetatertots on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 4:41pm.
I took that challenge.
"Alli G @AlliG4
@lindsaylohan Don't worry, you will join him soon enough at the rate you are going."
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thank you, I don't know how "the twitter" works (case of the olds), but can she reply back or will she just block you?
*fingers crossed she responds*
The DUI LEGAL SCAM in Colorado is that your attorney requires payment (high or low, depending on what you can afford, they're all hamstrung here by our weird/stupid DUI LAWS) they don't stay with the client through the entire process of: alcohol re=education program, community service, and FINE, this all on top of legal monies paid out. Then, you get many rights used/abused against you DURING your punishment....and the lawyer is gone......that's the SCAM in COLORADO.
Obviously, Cali and Colorado laws differ, but LILO needs to go to jail.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
shawn holley knew what she was hooking up with when she got with lindsay, its not as if she didnt know what lindsay was up to.
shawn has made more $$$ out of the publicity of representing lindsay, it would have brought in extra clients and increased her cashflow 10xfolds, so hooking up with lindsay was probably the best thing that ever happened to shawn's business, which explains why she "gave" lindsay aline that extended to $300k!!
when was the last time an attorney gave anybody a line of credit $300k??? last time i was involved in a court case, it cost a total of $120,000 the lawyers did not give me a line of credit.
in fact they wouldn't even go to court on the day, unless i paid the court appearance fee of $5,000, then they turned up.
lawyers bill major companies each month and if the bills aint paid, they dont do any work. so shawn was benefiting from this relationship as much as lindsay was.
Jail may be the best thing for our clever little crackie. Sometimes people have to hit rock bottom to truly make a change.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
this is absolutely the last straw with kleptohan.
back in my younger days had a few run ins with the law. a good lawyer is worth their weight in gold. they can make bad stuff go away. this attorney got her off with slaps on the wrist. and she fires her? she has to be drugged out of her mind, probably mad because she thinks she should get free legal representation or some nonsense, more money for coke. then this so called attorney she probably did blow with in some bathroom offered to represeent her gratis, so he can make a name for himself, so lilo decides to fire THE MIRACLE WORKER of attorneys, and hire this guy, word is she then tried to get shawn back, and shawn said no way, i mean really, how stupid can you get? i usually don't comment much but i feel kleptojan is going down this time for her arrogance and just pure gall. unbelievable. give me any of the kardashians over this piece of work any day of the week.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:04pm.
OH. MY. GOD.
If I was Michelle Williams I would be in a FIT OF RAGE over this used up cunt rag using my daughters name in a coked out tweet regarding my dead ex-fiance.
Sweet delusionals hell.
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Lohan is fucking insane. And then there's this regarding her latest clusterfuck The Canyons: "An insider with The South by Southwest® (SXSW) Conferences & Festivals tells The Hollywood Reporter that the low-budget film has “an ugliness and a deadness to it.”
Sources also tell THR that SXSW has joined Sundance in rejecting the film, saying it suffers from significant “quality issues.”
AND the producers are thinking of leaking Lohan's group sex scene where she's totally naked to generate interest. Haven't we seen all of her at one time or another anyway?
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Didn't Paul Schrader do the same young-woman-victimized-by-sex-industry-sleaze 35 years ago in the creepy "Hardcore" with a cast of *actual* actors like George C. Scott, Gary Graham, Peter Boyle and Season Hubley? That's the *real* tragedy here. Who wants to see a trashy rehash with a train-wreck recidivist and a big-cocked adult "star" who thinks he's suddenly porn's equivalent of Guy Madison?
I wish we could turn Lindsay back into an 8 year old. That's the last time she had any appeal. Sometimes people NEED to go to jail (or thru Hell) to see how bad they have fucked up. Sometimes you need a year -or two, or three- to sit and think, then hate yourself, then forgive yourself and then...MAKE A COMEBACK. I wish this for any druggie on the bad stuff. Even a spoiled little bitch like her! ha! and yeah that might have been me about 10 yrs. ago. I ran with people like her. She doesn't care anymore. Her luck will run out, you'll see. So sad.
It aggravates me enormously to see her yucking it up in Court like it's all a big joke.
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She's a fuckstick. Thats it. Where is that Rockette White Oprah?
Every Lindsay Lohan post should include a hyperlink to her fuck u nail.
I LOVE it. Good for Shawn, that woman looked like she was teetering right on the edge EVERY single time she photographed. It's NOT like she needs Crackie as a client, she's got a solid, good rep and a good attorney. I agree her popularity will SOAR thanx to her kicking Crackies' bloated ass to the curb, LONG overdue. That new bastard she's got as an attorney is a used car salesman using Crackies' nasty ass spray tan. What a famewhore, and that new broad Lindsay Whocareswhatthefuckherlastnameis, looks like she's wearing Liberace's shower curtain. What a pair of loosers, nothing but the best for Crackie.....
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 5:11pm.
lol, this is all kidding of course. but hell yes, and sue him for malicious prosecution and defamation for making a false claim vs me. [*damon wayans' hand stacking motion*] mo money, mo money, mo money ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:44pm.
Oh, you're plenty smart.
How would you get a mansion and pool out of a countersuit? Bill for your time defending it?
Oh I like greek's theory!!
What a stupid cunt. This proves whorehan is the dumbfuckiest of dumbfucks. She fired the only person who gave a shit about her & did her best to try to help her, because that person had the audacity to charge her for services rendered. How dare she! Seeing as how whorehan basically found her NY disbarred attorney at "lawyers 'r us", she's headed back to jail for a long, long time. And, you know what? The dumbfuck deserves it...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:46pm.
Lilo would have to have some nerve to claim malpractice, considering that she's not currently in jail. So I fully expect her to do so.
LOL. Eggzackerly.
Did I know you're in Dublin? My fams is from Co. Cork (the, err, rural part). I still have relies there whom I've visited.
Oh please be true. She made a mistake of epic proportions firing Ms Holley. The clog in the drain just cleared and the water is circling again. /pops popcorn
Submitted by Darknight on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:56pm.
Lilo is so transparent, still mad at michelle for getting the role of marilyn monroe. Fucking loser wish someone would twitter her that she'll see heath ledger soon enough the way she's going.
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I took that challenge.
"Alli G @AlliG4
@lindsaylohan Don't worry, you will join him soon enough at the rate you are going."
:)
Hahahahahahahaaaa finger-banging the garbage disposal!!
I'm so sick of this cracked-out broke-ass waste of life. It's not even entertaining reading about her fuckery anymore.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 3:43pm.
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When AnnE Hathaway was big news one week ago, I read the DM and they had an article about Natalie Portman, and I remembered how annoying she was last year, though in fact it was her husband who did the talking. Maybe all these actresses are ordered to get the most press possible (no matter with what methods - no underwear, exboyfriend, whining, lies...) so the public will agree that their win is justified. But somehow it always backfires, I loved Natalie Portman before last year, but now I'm not so sure.
I wish TMZ et al would quit acting like Lilo doesn't want to go to prison. The jail is so overcrowded she would probably do 2 weeks max. The real reason she fired Shawn was she'd rather spend a week in jail than go to lockdown rehab for 6 months, which was the deal Shawn was making with the prosecutor on the day she was fired.
Submitted by MissDior on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 3:59pm.
I think Lilo has major one sided beef with Michelle Williams and she's just trying to get a reaction from her! 1. Michelle understood to the "widow" of Heath Ledger and she's his baby mama, while Lohan was just a coke buddy jump off. 2. Michelle played Marilyn Monroe and was nominated for an Oscar. Lohan just barely played Liz Taylor and was panned and 3. Michelle is now in a love relationship with Jason Segal. Remember a few years ago Lindsay was trying to say she and Jason were "writing" something and trying to get Sean Penn involved. There's some SWF shit going on. Michelle, you in danger girl
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OMG. I am SO glad I don't have a Lindsay Lohan in my life. The freaking drama she would cause. Ugh.
Blowhole is an idiot to let Shawn go. She had a lot to do with keeping her ass out of jail.
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I think Lilo has major one sided beef with Michelle Williams and she's just trying to get a reaction from her! 1. Michelle understood to the "widow" of Heath Ledger and she's his baby mama, while Lohan was just a coke buddy jump off. 2. Michelle played Marilyn Monroe and was nominated for an Oscar. Lohan just barely played Liz Taylor and was panned and 3. Michelle is now in a love relationship with Jason Segal. Remember a few years ago Lindsay was trying to say she and Jason were "writing" something and trying to get Sean Penn involved. There's some SWF shit going on. Michelle, you in danger girl!
I'm sure Lilo offered to pay Shawn in the way she pays her other creditors. Unfortunately for her, Shawn doesn't have a dick.
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"If it was sea jasper, we all know it was our favorite ethics professor." LaChaylo
Submitted by tomahawk on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 3:41pm.
I'm not sure about this, but I would guess that if Heath Ledger would be still alive (or come back) he would headbutt everybody who's behaving as if he has been the reincarnation of Jesus. And that includes his ex "I cut my hair short, because the person who I loved the most liked it most".
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I loathe Michelle Williams. During her Oscar campaign last year she played the Widow Ledger to the fucking hilt. Ugh.
I'm not a big fan of Michelle Williams. I'd shank Lowhan in a dark alley for bringing HL's child into her delusions.
I'm not sure about this, but I would guess that if Heath Ledger was still alive (or would come back) he would headbutt everybody who's behaving as if he has been the reincarnation of Jesus. And that includes his ex "I cut my hair short, because the person who I loved the most liked it most".
If you look into it, there's constant bogus stories of celebrities dying in snowboarding accidents. I just saw one on Topher Grace not long ago. WTF? Topher Grace? Yeah, he's still alive.
Just checked out her Twitter page. LOL. Why did so few people comment? Although the "sorry for your loss" thing cracked me up.
Submitted by Lisbet459: "...Lilo would have to have some nerve to claim malpractice, considering that she's not currently in jail. So I fully expect her to do so."
LMFPO. But you're right. She probably will.
I originally posted this in the Brangelina post, this was in the comment section of the article LiLo twatting on the anniversary of Heath Ledgers death.
"Take this for what it’s worth, since it’s second-hand gossip and I have no way of proving it . . .I used to be friends with someone who was very close to Naomi Watts. At the time Heath died, my friend said Naomi had told her that Lindsay Lohan kept trying to contact Heath’s parents and wanted to attend his funeral, claiming she was his real girlfriend – to the point where they had a lawyer send her a threatening letter to back off. I though that sounded crazy at the time, but given yesterday’s tweet, it seems feasible to me..."
Lohan has NO shame whatsoever!! :smdh: :o/
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
What does "xxl" mean? He's double- extra large? Also, does Lindsay realize that she looks OLDER than Shawn Holley when they're sitting next to each other? I'm not kidding. Linds seriously looks like she's got a good 10 years on Holley.
Miguelina! Did your loose, dragging asshole pick up all the lint and dirt off the floor at Mimi's? How dreadful!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
well, mickey ought to do the most responsible thing right about now and that's to kill himself.
it's not right to excite us falsely like this, gets expectations up and blood going for no reason and it's exaclty like yelling "fire" in a theatre".
step up to the plate, mickey.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
On Mickey Rourke's Twitter page:
"Mickey Rourke is not dead. But he does look like he's been embalmed."
yes Shawn can sue for unpaid attorneys fees, but Hohan can't pay...cause she won't even take money thrown at her...good for Shawn I waited for this day for a long time.
Is Mickey really dead, how come no other news agency has this...
Where did you all hear this???
I hope Blohan gets shanked in a prison riot.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
A friend posted on Facebook, and I found it online. Guess what? It's gone!!! Another hoax well played. It was on Wikipedia five minutes ago...not now. Fuck twat jags!
They said he died LAST year too in a snowboard accident. Hoax.
Amy Winehouse is dead but this infestation is still alive...this is most def hell, because if there is a hell, it has to be better than this
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Lilo is so transparent, still mad at michelle for getting the role of marilyn monroe. Fucking loser wish someone would twitter her that she'll see heath ledger soon enough the way she's going.
Not true. Miki Roque died, confusion ensued
they are saying he died after a snowboarding accident in another country, zermatt switzerland.
http://mickey.rourke.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_skiing.php
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by LettucePrey on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:49pm.
Holy shit....Mickey Rourke is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Link, please. Because I can't find it on either Google or Bing.
i hate'em all individually (except matty and the onion soup).
shawn holly deserves losing 300k, because she let US down soooo many times.
the new lawyer won't even earn enough for new hair dye. ha ha on him and i hope he's all the fuck-up he sounds like he is already. dude looks to be 110 yrs old.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Holy shit....Mickey Rourke is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when someone in the office showed her the balance sheet on Lindsay's unpaid bill... hell ya she took this as the "bye bitch, peace out" opportunity that it is. Sometimes God will even take care of lawyers.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by Mentok the Mind... on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:24pm.
Now that Holley's no longer her lawyer, can't she sue her for payment?
Yes, but smart lawyers wait a year till the legal malpractice time limit runs (a year after the break-up), then sue. The client can still claim malpractice as an offset to what the lawyer claims in fees, but the client can't actually collect any money. As Ms. Foxxy said, they first have to do non-binding fee arbitration if the client requests it.
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Lilo would have to have some nerve to claim malpractice, considering that she's not currently in jail. So I fully expect her to do so.