Clive Davis Wants Anne Hathaway To Play Eliza Doolittle On Broadway
In between talking shit about Kelly Clarkson and announcing his love for coochie and cock, Clive Davies writes in his new memoir that he's working on a big Broadway revival of My Fair Lady. Clive has always wanted to produce a Broadway musical and now his dream might come true, because he recently got the stage rights to My Fair Lady. Anne Hathaway is currently spending her days working with Coach Taylor Swift on her OHMYGAWDMYNIPSEXPLODEDICANBELIEVEIWON face for when she wins the Oscar on Sunday, but once she's done with that, Clive wants her to play Eliza Doolittle in his big revival. Oh, wouldn't that be barferly? According to Playbill, Clive writes this in his book:
"I always wanted to produce a Broadway show, and I've never done it. I'm hopeful we will prepare and finalize everything this year to bring My Fair Lady next year to Broadway with a stellar cast. I don't want to jinx myself, but we're in discussions with two magnificent performers and a wonderful director to do that. I was always hoping that the tradition of great musicals giving birth to songs that are part of the fabric of our culture would continue. But that has not happened. We've had hit Broadway shows, but the scores have not really been up to that golden-era tradition.
So since that has not occurred, I really want to make sure that the greatest musical of all time — which to me is My Fair Lady — can show once again why a classic can be as meaningful half a century later as it was when it originally opened. I look forward to that."
Clive says that he wants Anne to play Eliza and Colin Firth to play 'Enry 'Iggins, and he's hoping Bartlett Sher will direct.
Anne Hathaway is every high school drama student I've ever met mashed into one person. She probably does vocal warmups before she lets out an orgasm wail and if Lea Michele wasn't already the real-life Rachel Berry, I'd say Anne Hathaway is the real-life Rachel Berry. So yodeling on Broadway is her destiny! The only Anne I want to see as Eliza Doolittle is Anne Burrell, but the role of Eliza Doolittle is still perfect for Anne Hathaway. My Fair Lady is one of the ultimate makeover musicals and Anne is pretty much the queen of makeovers in movies. It's not an Anne Hathaway project unless bitch gets a makeover in it.
Here's Anne working the Justin Bieber circa 2011 hair at the Costume Designer Guild Awards last night.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:11pm.
however, apparently Pierce Brosnan should have used a stunt voice. my gawd.
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Pierce is limited. He can't do an American accent to save his life either. He's so sweet though that I can forgive his shortcomings.
Is there anything ELSE Clive would like to say? Jeebus! But big pat on the back for the promo team, this could easily have turned into a Rod Stewart butt sex coke story. Just sayin'.
Speaking of "barferly" I hope Anne doesn't "ugly cry" for an hour at the Oscar's on Sunday. She will.
"vocal warmups before she lets out an orgasm" hahahahaha
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i dont mind anne, but she isn't the brightest bulb in the house, she got dickmatized to a BUTT UGLY FBI fellon con artist.
she bombed hosting the oscar with the thespian guy.
and she cut her hair off, only ate oxygen to try and win an oscar.
she tries so hard.
I don't like her. At all.
Practising her speech at this very moment.
I sure hope the orchestra will be ready to drown her out once she tries to go over her alloted time on her acceptance speech.
I can really see this trick trying to scream her speech if she doesn't get to finish it.
On the other hand, I hope they have a tight shot of her if she doesn't win. I'd be willing to bet there would be an eye roll and a look of disgust.
My fucking head will explode if AnnE ever plays Sally Bowles. I saw "Cabaret" on Broadway right after it won the Tony award in its revival and it's my favorite musical ever.
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Im not a huge fan of anne but her hair is awesome (not this cut). Pretty color, thick and shiny, can go curly or straight and looks manageable.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 3:20pm.
Jesus H. Christ, why don't they just slap on some green nail polish, big false lashes, a bowler hat and fishnets and let AnnE do Sally Bowles already?! She is NOT Julie Andrews/Audrey Hepburn, she's fucking LIZA MINNELLI.
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Liza was awesome on Arrested Development. So she's not even as good as that!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Ugh, please. Nobody should be putting ideas out there that might (WILL) allow Anne Hathaway to infer in her own mind that someone is suggesting she's like this eras Audrey Hepburn. I'm sure it's already occurred to her. I'm sure she's already squealed over it.
At this point if Anne Blabaway doesn't win can we please never bring her up again?
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
She looks cute
oh may anybody but Anne win!
Why is her palm, her forearm, and her face/neck all different colors? I dont get why so many people think shes "gorgeous". To me, she looks like she got stuck in the gangly preteen puberty phase.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
I'll echo PSL and say I can't wait until Sunday is over and this trick is gone from the news for a hot minute.
Her dress is gorgeous.
Clive Davis is full of himself, so he and AnnEEEEE will be beautiful together destroying my favorite musical of all time. This just sucks.
I was enjoying my Anne Hathaway free weeks. Thankfully it will soon be over on Sunday. No more shilling for Oscars! I do hope she wins. It's unwritten that winning best supporting actress award is really a kiss of death!
http://voices.yahoo.com/is-curse-best-supporting-actress-oscar-2666912.h...
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I really hope she doesn't. Her head is huge enough already.
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idk, I think I might be the only person left on the internet that can still tolerate her. She's definitely been annoying as hell though this year. Her career is better than 95% of the girls her age, so I can respect that. Nobody else can say they played Catwoman, Fantine, won an Oscar, and then (potentially) played Eliza Doolittle on Broadway within a year.... bitch gets what she wants.
And I'm not so sure I wouldn't act like a spazz if I was about to win the most coveted award of my profession. (which would probs be a free quarter pounder with cheese where I work.) Maybe she'll calm the fuck down now that she's about to win.
All right, that's it. Clive Davis must be stopped.
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I actually like her hair
*dodges rotten tomatoes*
That dress is so pretty. Beautiful detailing
Everywhere I read, they say she's going to win.
EWeekly had her about 3% ahead of Sally Fields.
It would be so great if she didn't win.
Heck, it doesn't even have to be Sally Fields though I'd like her to win.
Clive should just retire already. Sick of him.
80 years old and never did a broadway musical and because he is a successful music producer he would also be a great broadway director.
Ego much?
Wasn't Eliza Doolittle supposed to be pretty?
Ya basta con esta fea!!
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Love her dress.
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
NO. Just fuck off. No. She'll probably be too busy fucking herself with the Oscar they will no doubt give her for starving for so long anyway. Fuck's sake.
I had lice once in my life, about age 8, but as my hair's blonde, fine and very straight, my mum was able to deal with it quickly. Vaguely remember she used a lot of conditioner and combed them out?
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Double post due to AnnE rage. Sorry.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 3:16pm.
yeah you're right. the lice discussion should be in the Kei$ha post!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore. MK, 3/20/12
Jesus H. Christ, why don't they just slap on some green nail polish, big false lashes, a bowler hat and fishnets and let AnnE do Sally Bowles already?! She is NOT Julie Andrews/Audrey Hepburn, she's fucking LIZA MINNELLI.
You'd think that would get old Clive much more hot and bothered.
Isn't AnnE, like, 30? It's disturbing to see how juvenile she is.
I would do filthy, filthy things to Colin Firth.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 3:13pm.
"Yours in Nappiness,"
/head in my hands lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
IS THIS THE OP!?!?!? why the hell are you people talking about your head crabs in here!>!?!??! ;p
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Because it's almost impossible to find a production of My Fair Lady... Ahh, the paucity of new ideas.
M.E.
we treated it in our girls constantly, but there was ALWAYS at least one set of fucking drunk/lazy asshole parents who would just let their kids continue on to school.
my stepdaughter had lice when I brought my three day old son home from the hospital...
good times. thank God the only one now in school is Ross,who can get the head shave.
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Just wanted to correct the "Do Black People Ge t Head Lice" question.
IF, there is a huge variety of textures to black hair - we don't need extra heavy duty lice treatment. :P
We barely get it, and the reason is the shape of the hair shaft.
Real info pasted below.
Yours in Nappiness,
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http://headlicecenter.com/can-black-people-get-lice/
"Can Black People Get Lice?
Well, the truth is that Black people can get lice but do NOT get lice as much as White people.
According to a study conducted in 1985, only 0.3 percent of African American kids in schools get head lice, compared to 10.4 percent of white kids. This study has been done again and the results were very similar. The fact is that black people do get lice much less than white people.
Fact is that lice have their own preferences and they seem to like the hair of white people much better than the hair of African American people. The reason for this is that head lice came to the USA with the white immigrants. White people’s hair differs from African American’s hair by its construction. It has a round shape, while African American people’s hair has an oval shape.
It does not make any difference for us, but it does for head lice. This is the key in answering the question: can black people get lice? Head lice cannot jump or fly, they can only crawl. And they use their six legs with claws on each of them for this very purpose. And guess what? These claws are fitted to cling to round shape hair and head lice have certain difficulties clinging to and crawling in oval shaped hair.
In Africa, where there is no much choice for head lice, they have adjusted to crawling in people’s hair. However, in the USA or other Western countries, where there is a wider choice of hair of all shapes available, head lice prefer living on white people.
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please god, if she gets a fucking Oscar, she will be even more insufferable, if that's even possible......
" gets on slow boat to Thailand"
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Whenever either of the boys come home with a note from school that says there's a lice breakout, or someone has lice, I shave their heads. I am NOT going to try and deal with that shit in my long ass hair.
is her nose growing?
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Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:21pm.
Hidiho wham0 :)
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Hidiho there neighbour:)
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:20pm.
Whamo, I am now as clean as a whistle! Two showers, even, by 2pm! C'mon and give me a cuddle!
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oookay...
*slowly walks forward as if going to the gallows*
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Well Texan doc- if that slow boat is available then it should be rerouted to Thailand.">
Imagine the great numbers with a Thai "My Fair Ladyboy" : "Phu-ket! Let's call the whole thing off!"
I hate anytime she opens her mouth to speak, but I find her looks adorable. In a weird way.
I am going to be in a beach house with no internet, no tv for two weeks but I am dvr'ing this entire day because the Oscars are MY SUPER BOWL.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
oh god NO. Not now, not ever.
ITA with Lucifer about her dress though. Stunning.
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@ IF -- thanks, sorry i missed your ETA before. geez i hope all of the parents get on board, that is a nightmare if it keeps recurring!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
IF - YUCK! sorry! Glad you're all clear. Doing that lice treatment is a BITCH. Especially on long hair.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:25pm.
I cannont stand that big nosed OOGLAY beyotch. GET OFF MY TV!
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I can't decide who is more annoying. I'm going with Lea, but that's only if AnnE doesn't win.
Oh I just noticed Anne's dress - it is killer. Gorgeous. But in thumb #4 and #5, before you click to enlarge, her nose looks a bit like a willy.
Me, M.E. :(
I had lice, so did everyone in the Fury household. We're all clear now.
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Dark-sided!
Foxxy, I did answer your question!
As you were asking, I was editing my first reply.
No, black people can get lice too, just as easily, if that is what people are asking. But due to the nature of their hair (more coarse and denser), they may need different treatment. I was asked over the phone about the color and texture of everyone's hair so that they knew how long we would all need to be there. The easiest is blonde hair that's straight or wavy/light curls and that's all four of us so we had it easy, in that respect. Blonde hair because the lice and nits are easy to see.
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Dark-sided!
I remember giving Big D the lice treatment when he first started going to preschool but I can't remember if I did it as a preventative measure or if it was because he actually had lice?
Wait. Who has lice?