How Could I Forget Adrien Brody?!
My dumbass was way too hypnotized by Anna Paquin's black licorice dress that I completely missed these pictures of the distinguished afghan hound Adrien Brody at the Tom Ford party with his girlfriend Lara Lieto. Lara Lieto's the chick who was caught clit fucking Adrien Brody in the butt on a yacht. Lara Lieto really did win the life lottery. One day she's taking Adrien Brody from the back on a luxurious yacht and the next day she's escorting him to the finest (not really) pre-Oscar parties! I don't think Lara is wearing lipstick and that make-up looks like it's been sitting on her face for 10 days straight, but I can't blame her. You too wouldn't repaint your face if you were busy dry bumping your crotch into Adrien Brody's popped out butt. Adrien doesn't always wear a fancy scarf around his neck for fashion purposes. Adrien wears it, because when he turns it around, Lara can grab onto it and use it as a rein when she rides him from the back. Giddyup!
The other day, my friend and I were talking to each other on IM and he asked me to name all the dudes I'd sell my family on the black market for. After I told him my list included Adrien Brody, Gonzo from Shahs of Sunset and Colin Kaepernick, he pretty much let me know that I'm a kinky nose fucker who probably farts out boogers. He does have a point. It would explain why I've been known to Google the question, "Is it safe to use a plastic gag nose as a dildo?"
Here's more of Adrien Brody looking like Doug with a wig on at the Tom Ford party last night.
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add me to the list who agrees they both look like they stink.
@miz_cynical
i hate body spray! that shit is chemical warfare. i want to die every time i have to breathe it.
Great body but she obviously forgot to run a brush through her hair or shake in some of the dry shampoo. She looks cheap in that Rainbow-looking dress, dirty and boozy.
I can't look at this guy without remembering that fake castle he brought for the trick who left him.
Dammit Twatty.. Step up and start giving lessons. BTW.. How was your
snow storm.?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 9:15pm.
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Lol , what's an "afghan hound" Twatty? I think that chick has vaginatimized Adam. Wasn't he howling his O's on that yacht? If it had capsized, he'd hardly have noticed. She knows how to manhandle the D, oh yes.
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Withy -- back at ya, sweetie! I'm good -- you?
See, I don't get the appeal of everyone's favorite afghan hound; he doesn't do it for me. That smug look of hers says, "I've fingered his butt on a yacht and I give great rim jobs," that's about it. I don't think she holds a special key to anything IMHO. Broads like that are a dime a dozen.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Twatty, good evening to you sweetie! Happy Friday! How you been?
I'm so surprised this girl figured out how to stay with the Brody! Aren't you? That smile of hers says, I am a pro beyotches! Take that and learn. lol
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Withy -- hey, honey!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Twatty, he's all yours! Girl is reverse Clooneying Brody and he looks very happy with that that arrangement. yup. ;P
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Adrien's imperfection is his taste in women. Most of his girlfriends have the same similar look of looking like they are classy but something but not really.
And how old is this chick? Because his ass is almost 40 so dating someone who looks like a college student is never a good look.
I forgot about him until now. Don't know who the lady on his arm is.
lol, ah you're a sweetheart Twatty:)
Whamo -- oh, I know, Whams, you're a lovah, not a fightah! LOL!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
@ Twatty....lol, that was a just a play off GG's comment, I was just being a smart ass, I wasn't going after your lovas twatski:P
Oh, Whamo, touche! You got me there! Yes, my lovers Hamm, Harmon, Strathairn and Meloni are all GAY, gay as the day is long.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:16pm.
At least our hot guys bathe, dress well and don't reek of cheap perfume.
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Well to be fair....most gay guys do! :D
*looks over shoulder...hey who said that?*
@ GG..... Whaaat! we say more than that, that's just gay!
GG & Whamo -- *Twatty high-fives GG* Yes, and we'll always claim one of our "hot guys" is hung like a horse, oh yes we will!!! At least our hot guys bathe, dress well and don't reek of cheap perfume.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Whamo, because you guys just say the same thing "he's gay". We're more creative in our disdain.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:32pm.
than drool over that pasty flat tittied snob, the Goopster.
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Ouch...now THAT is just a low kick in the yarbles blow. Yeesh.
You ladies are evil lol! You guys don't play fair, how come if one of us guys suggest one of your "hot" guys is anything but ya'll gang up on us and throw the "someone's a jelly H8R" line out at us? Hmmm....Hehehe :P.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:59pm.
The only way we'd back off is if she were described as being extraordinarily fertile.
LOL.
Adrien has a nose like a weathervane. I bet he gets spun around in a stiff breeze.
Lucie & GG -- awww, gee, thanks!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I am sensing that she smell like pit, ripe vag and too much tester eau de toilette.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hahaha, Twatty your shade game is on point.
*genuflects*
Oh my god Twatty, you're killing me! "Clumps of jizz"! *snort!*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG -- however, we can be certain the Goopster is disease-free, wears clean underwear and doesn't smell, unlike Adrien Brody's cheap trick.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Just read Twatty's review of this chick. I now feel embarrased for Adrien.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
snowpiece -- no offense to people who shop at H&M and Aldo, they carry some nice pieces. She just picked the trashy ones. But the other thing is, you don't show up wearing an outfit like that at a Tom Ford party -- that man is the embodiment of taste!
miz cynical -- And that gaudy cocktail ring, I think she got that at Claire's clearance rack! And where you see her hair bunched up, I think it's from clumps of jizz!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Is it too late to take back my desire to bang Adrien Brody? Honestly, he looks so fug. What the hell was I thinking? #beergoggles
Yes, she is a low buget trick but I am pleased that Whamo would give her a thumping than drool over that pasty flat tittied snob, the Goopster.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo - there are plenty of women with a good shape! Just don't go for obvious trollops like this one :).
Twatty - yup! You summed her up perfectly! And god, the more I look at the thumbnails, the more cheap-ass looking details that I notice about her! The clutch that doesn't match the outfit?! Some fake, gaudy cocktail ring?!? Where'd he find this trick?
I mean I shop at H&M and Aldo, Twatty, but that's all I can afford :( and I pick better stuff!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Whamo - yes, us, ladies can be a bit more discerning, I guess? When it comes to sizing someone up.
Twatty - ha! 'Fingering his butt'! In Thumb 6 (no pun intended) that looks exactly like what she's doing since we can't see her hand and she has that smirk on her face.
Whamo & miz cynical -- this is what we see, Whams: pushing average-looking dame, at best, with a smug look on her face for no good reason aside from the fact that she's fingered Adrian Brody's butt on a yacht, messy & tangled hair that needs at least 20" cut off of it, a cheap dress bought off of the clearance rack at H&M, a cheap shark tooth necklace most likely stolen from the Surf Shack, a bunch of cheap bracelets, clutch & shoes bought at Aldo's on clearance, crusty, cum-stained panties from Wet Seal, a dress too short that if you bend over or sit down the wrong way you'll see everything, blue eyeshadow that doesn't go with anything, bubblegum pink lipstick that doesn't match anything, and deep red toenail polish that doesn't match her lipstick, a woman that looks like she smells & looks like a 'ho. That's what chicks see.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
miz cynical -- I'm taking a good look at this broad's mug and I don't see anything special there; I agree that she can't do much better than Brody. And I would not be surprised if she came down with a case of the babies tout suite because I doubt she has any marketable skills (besides her slut skills, that is) that would bring in any significant $$$. If I were her, I'd start fingering his butt again real soon and make sure I kept him entranced for a bit more.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:51pm.
miz cynical & Whamo -- and may I get graphic here for a second?
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Geezuz! Lol, WT...you get ALL that simply from a few pics!?
Guys and Girls sure are wired differently, all is see is a pretty girl with a smokin hot body, nothing more nothing less. Where she shops, how much or what kind of shoe she has nor crusty cum stained panties come to mind.
I see nice legs, very nice waist, nice ass, a pretty face, nice smile....I MUST be shallow..Bawahhaahhaaa!!!
Twatty - oh, snap!
bambam - oh, yeah, she's fertile for the right price. If she's on Brody's arm for much longer, she's definitely going to come down with a case of the babies. This chick knows that she doesn't have the golddigging skills/know how/attractiveness to do much better than him. She's no Camille Grammer! This is as good as it gets for her.
The gals need to give it up, ain't no way you're putting us off this woman. The only way we'd back off is if she were described as being extraordinarily fertile.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
BB no I haven't been watching it
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
bambam: it's ok, there is really not one likeable person on there but it's fun to hate them!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
miz cynical & Whamo -- and may I get graphic here for a second? Most likely that "lingerie" from Wet Seal has dried jizz on it from her "date" the night before.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Rande -- one word: disease.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Whamo - yeah, listen to Twatty. This chick looks like a slag. Also, to throw in some other details. Not only does she look like she smells, but her idea of high quality perfume is some Victoria Secret -gets-stuck-in-your-throat-causing-you-to-gag shit. Or worse/similar - some Bath & Body Works nastiness. Dress by H&M, shoes by Aldo, 'lingerie' by Wet Seal.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:14pm.
You keep giving me positives... Surely she has some downside?
Snowy, are you watching The Face? Anybody? Oops sorry wrong thread.
@Snowy, what's your take on this year's Survivor? I missed both episodes but I'll catch up online. I also read Francessa made history being the first "first" contestant voted off twice.
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Whamo & snowpiece -- OMG, how did I leave out that cheap shark tooth necklace from the Surf Shack? Aaarrrgghhhh!!!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:13pm.
...the purse clashes with the shoes...the shark tooth necklace she picked up at the Surf Shack.... we could go on and on, Whamo, LOL
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Rande -- cheapness, lack of conversation, possible STDs, garden variety 'ho type negative stuff. Hey, she's fine if you want a one night stand, just wrap it up carefully.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."