So What Did Holly Madison Name Her Daughter? (Hint: It Was Probably Your Nickname During Your Raver Days)
Holly Madison should've swallowed her entire supply of placenta pills before naming her daughter, because maybe those placenta pills would've cleared the cotton candy dust and unicorn farts from her head. Holly tells E! that she and her dude Pasquale Rotella have named their newborn baby girl (tip: you better take some E and blast some trance music into your ears if you really want to feel the name):
RAINBOW AURORA ROTELLA!
Oh wait, that doesn't seem right. Let me try that again. Holly and Pasquale named their daughter:
RAINBOW AURORA ROTELLA!
There that's how her name was meant to be typed. So yeah, Holly tells E! that she named her daughter Rainbow Aurora, because there was a girl in her school named Rainbow and she always loved that name. This makes since Holly went to Care Bear Academy. Holly probably gave her kid the middle name Aurora, because Aurora is her favorite Disney princess.
Naming your kid Rainbow Aurora is only okay if you gave birth to a My Little Pony or if you really want your daughter to grow up to be a professional raver or a poodle groomer. Actually, since I put it that way, I think I like that messed up name. It speaks to me. It's beyond gay and beyond gay is always good. Raise your glow sticks high, Rainbow Aurora.
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if the name doesnt traumatize her seeing naked pix of her mom on an 80 year old man will
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:12pm.
Fuck you, too, you fat jelly h8tin crazy cat lady who lives in a single-wide trailer! LOL!
ETA: I forgot stupid, sociopathic, and closed-minded, oops.
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Submitted by Cake666 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:52am.
Smegma Cumdumpster Herpessa would've been more appropriate.
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Love this! LOL.
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The child is destined to grow up to be a homicidal maniac al la Menendez brothers.
Late to the party, as always, here. Sigh.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:35am.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:13am.
Warm welcome to the D! And if you stay here long enough, you will be called something like a fucking idiot and get at least two pages of vicious attacks. But most of the time people are pretty nice and it is FUN-NY!
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I've been pretty nice lately...You fuckin idiot!
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Fuck you, too, you fat jelly h8tin crazy cat lady who lives in a single-wide trailer! LOL!
ETA: I forgot stupid, sociopathic, and closed-minded, oops.
Maybe it was MK's rainbow font, but I kinda love it
*tosses glitter to baby Rotella*
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:13am.
Warm welcome to the D! And if you stay here long enough, you will be called something like a fucking idiot and get at least two pages of vicious attacks. But most of the time people are pretty nice and it is FUN-NY!
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I've been pretty nice lately...You fuckin idiot!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Elaine_Benes on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 7:34pm.
What is this lovely place!?
Anywhere else I've comment about this dolt everyone jumps on me calling me a sexist , jealous hater!
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Warm welcome to the D! And if you stay here long enough, you will be called something like a fucking idiot and get at least two pages of vicious attacks. But most of the time people are pretty nice and it is FUN-NY!
Submitted by megank on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:20am.
It should've been Velveeta Rotella.
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HA! I know, right?
http://www.texmex.net/Rotel/cheesdip.htm
When I lived in Chicago, I used to make this for parties, and the folks loved it. I found it amusing that they'd never heard of it. Holly probably hasn't either. My mom's been making it all my life.
"RAINBOW AURORA ROTELLA!" -- love the first part, bwahahahaha I don't think it matters. ROTella will give the kids at school fodder for years... No one will use her name. Congrats to Holly and Pasquale. *raises glow stick and wishes I went to Care Bear Academy* ;)
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Smegma Cumdumpster Herpessa would've been more appropriate.
"HOdor"
Holly's birth name is Hollin Cullen... soooo... yeah. She also grew up in a bizarre way and the craziness continued as an adult. Are we that surprised? Little Rain will probably change her name to Stormy.
It should've been Velveeta Rotella.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:43pm.
I think Imogen is a lovely name. Of course, I'm a big fan of Imogen Heap so I'm biased big time.
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Also, should be Raynebeaux. Just because.
I had Rainbow Rotella at Olive Garden. It was yummie.
The main thing wrong with that name is the last name...Isn't Rotella the shit you make Superbowl white trash nacho chili cheese dip with? No, her last name needs to be Madison for this to work...
or, they could name her
Nacho chili Rotella...I like it! She can go by Nach for short...
All rise, the Honorable Nach Rotella approaching the bench. Yeah it works...
But Rotella also sounds like a fancy shaped pasta, so I'm thinking
Marinara Parmiagana Rotella...yes, this one works...
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Lol.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:45pm.
I loved Esmé, but Mr. Hekki flat out refused.
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I was set on Chloe, but lost. And damn if the kid doesn't look just like a Chloe...to me anyway.
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I loved Imogen but mr shmoe convinced me that if we named her that our daughter would be pelted with bread rolls on the playground & generally shunned. She still got an old-fashioned (more conventional) name though.
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Submitted by Elaine_Benes on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 7:34pm.
Welcome to the D where we snark on pretty much everyone. Except for Charlize...that might get you shanked. ;)
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No. I think it should be Apple Beachball.
Uh, that name is kind of AMAZING. I love the alliteration. Yeah, maybe she'll end up like Peaches Geldof, but whatever.
Who would have thought someone like Holly Madison would give their kid a name like that?
What is this lovely place!?
Anywhere else I've comment about this dolt everyone jumps on me calling me a sexist , jealous hater!
Why dont these celebs just name their kids Coke, Meth, DUI, Crap, and Slut?
Because that is exactly the kind of future theyre giving their kids when they give them stupid names.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
oh shit! Holly Madison is a pegasister!!!! Welcome to the STRING Holly Twilight Sparkle!
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:46pm.
I always think of the housekeeper from "Seems Like Old Times" when I hear the name Aurora. She was the one who had her feet scraped and saved the day in court.
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I like the name! Lol : S. When I was little, I went to my older siblings school and there was a girl named Rainbow. I liked it even then, so I know I wouldn't have made fun of a girl whith that name.
Everyone's names can be turned into a mean word. People repeatedly referred to me as a reptile and it didn't bother much unless it got on my nerves. The name's I really never wanted were Vanessa (Mayonesa) and Restituta (prostitute and puta).
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gee what a surprise considering pascal made his money initially by selling the stuff that would make you see rainbow auras...
cant wait to see how long holly will hang with this dude and how much she will try to squeeze outta him for the spawn, now that's what im taking bets on.
goal for the gold diggah!!!!
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by Mrs_Newandyke on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 3:41pm.
Love Aurora (although of course the inevitable nickname would be 'Rorie' which is eugh). No doubt after the Disney princess, but of the names it's more classic than Belle or Ariel.
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my following comment after yours was made for Rainbow Aurora Rotella, not your friends (in case). Although, come on.
the Rotella makes me think she can rotate great on a stripper pole. For her full name reference, if you must know. Like Rainbows gracefully spiraling in front of your eyes when she does it.
I kinda like Ella for a girl.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
PS: Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed have her beat already. They already have a child named Reign Beau...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I hope she isn't too shocked when her kid's career consists of grinding on a pole in lucite heels in about 18 years. Good job, cunt. At least Kendra gave her kid a normal name, and inspite of being annoying with a soul shattering laugh, she seems like a decent parent. Too bad Holly couldn't have taken a few pointers.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Could anybody imagine a Judge Rainbow taking the case of one of the many LiLo incarnations,further down the track?
What else would we expect this brain-dead skank to come up with?
How do people not understand that they're naming a goddamned human who might grow up to be a Supreme Court Justice? (Well, obviously this is not aimed at anything that pops out of Holly Madison's cooch, but still.) What sounds cute and age appropriate for a 3 year old doesn't always wear well when they grow up.
When I was in school there was this chick who skulked around by herself and was a real hard-ass, with a giant septum piercing, and dyed black hair, and ratty-ass clothes. She was my first pick of chicks who'd potentially shoot up the fucking school. And her name? Was some shit like McKenna or MiKayla or something stupid.
Jesus Fucking Christ. It's fun to watch our society crumble right before our eyes.
I love you!
When your last name rhymes with infectious diseases: borrelia, rubella, bordetella, brucella, pasteurella...etc, you need a name that doesn't sound like it's already been catalogued at the CDC. I think they nailed with Rainbow Aurora.
Aurora Rainbow has better shui. I'm pretty sure Rotella is a virus.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:45pm.
I loved Esmé, but Mr. Hekki flat out refused.
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I was set on Chloe, but lost. And damn if the kid doesn't look just like a Chloe...to me anyway.
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That name makes me want someone to invent rainbow colored Rotel for me to nom nom on. That would give that Velvetta cheese dip a nice little visual boost.
I always think of the housekeeper from "Seems Like Old Times" when I hear the name Aurora. She was the one who had her feet scraped and saved the day in court.
Submitted by Bossy: "Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 3:38pm.
Love Aurora or Aurore (french). Considered it for Fury #3.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:01pm.
Aurora is a nice name. It was in consideration for #3.
Okay, that was a little crazy!"
Oh jeez, I didn't see that! Not copying Irish!! I swear there is some kind of groupthink when it comes to baby names because there were names I thought no one else would think of and there are a bunch.
I loved Esmé, but Mr. Hekki flat out refused.
I like it. But I'm kind of a hippie.
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I'm sure Hugh will still be around, and he'll make sure she gets her first spread with him and Playboy.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:28pm.
Well at least the kid wont have to make up a stripper name!
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:23pm.
"Next dancer up on the stage everyone give it up for RAAAAINBOWW!!!"
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AURRRUUURRAAA!!
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
RAINBOW AURORA ROTELLA!?
sounds like a psychedelic mushroom. damn I'm disappointed in Holly, I always thought she was the sensible one on Girls Next Door. I guess she's been spending too much time around her raver babydaddy (has he been cleared of those charges or is he still headed to jail?). what a fucked up situation, all around. you can do better than this shit, Holly!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 3:38pm.
Love Aurora or Aurore (french). Considered it for Fury #3.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:01pm.
Aurora is a nice name. It was in consideration for #3.
Okay, that was a little crazy!
Well at least the kid wont have to make up a stripper name!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Rainbow Aurora - the next contestant on ''RuPauls Drag Race.''
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
There should be a got-dam law against naming one's child like this. Rainbow? Are you fucking serious?
I just don't understand the need for these celebrities (and I use that term VERY loosely in this case) to CONSTANTLY draw attention to themselves...even to the detriment of their own children. I can't imagine how much shit this kid is going to get for her stupid ass Care Bear colored pasta name.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I'm sure Harvard admissions is saving a spot for little Rainbow as we speak.
Elizabeth Hasselback got fired from the View?!?
Wow, maybe the world CAN improve...I must change my view...