The Devil Still Hates Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian's farts are infused with the human souls she devours, so you'd think that Anna Wintour would love her and they'd bond over their mutual love of torture while bathing in the blood of the living, but nope! Anna Wintour would rather wear a Juicy Couture tracksuit with Crocs than even speak Kim Kartrashian's name. Kanye West is forever Anna's homegirl and she'll gladly get a Brazilian next to him any day of the week, but she hates everything about Kim Kardashian.
A source tells Star (via Radar) that when Kim and Kanye were whoring themselves out during New York Fashion Week, Anna would run into them at shows and she'd blow air kisses at Gay Fish, but she refused to even look at Pimp Mama Kris' prized heifer. Anna sent Kanye an invitation to last year's MET Costume Gala, but she wouldn't let him bring Kim.
Anna Wintour should've been fired for putting that humanized strip of oatmeal paste Blake NotSoLively on the cover of Vogue more than once, but she has redeemed herself for putting a permanent ban on all things Kuntrashian. But whatever, I'm sure PMK is rolling her eyes at this. PMK doesn't need Anna Wintour! PMK recently got Kim a cover of Vogue, thankyouverymuch. Yes, it's the cover of Vogue Serengeti, but it's still Vogue!
And here's Kim "taking it easy" by walking around L.A. in stilt heels while looking like an overstuffed sausage disguised as a business woman.
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I love Anna Wintour. Love.
Is she carrying that baby in her ass? Why the hell is she wearing a white skirt? Did she not check to see the buttons and shirt hemline showing through the skirt before she left the house? And the ankle straps are only making her fat calves look fatter. This girl is SERIOUSLY delusional about her looks. The ass implants are really looking fucking hilarious now. HILARIOUS. I'm not being mean. They're fucking funny as all hell. Trying to work the SEX kitten look when you're that fat is funny. The gold zipper...gaudy. What the fuck is wrong with this woman. Yes...as someone said...she looks like a 50 year old going to her neices wedding...french tips and an SUV.
Hang on to that thought, Anna. I can't bear to see one more tv host of anything cow down to PMK and the offspring based on their money making skillz. Good Lord, talent has nothing to do with how much coin you can bring in. Stop the insanity. Yes, I am known for merely pimping myself out and that makes me worthy of fame. Bitch, please. Hold Strong, Anna. Keep the fashion world accountable to hold higher standards than a 15 yo girl.
She looks like a Middle Eastern 40-something at her niece's wedding. You know the type who get French tips and drive an SUV and stuff?
Desperation on heels!
Now get Tilda in this outfit and we'll be talking.
Ehm, I didn't think I would ever be the person to defend Kim Kardashian, but SHE'S PREGNANT. Of course she is going to put on fat and get out of shape. It's impossible not to when you are craving food constantly and stuffing yourself, and she can't work out as intensely with a huge baby growing inside of her.
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That fetus abandoned ship long ago. The Kow is grazing non-stop now to lengthen the pity party she will throw soon. KH is going to expose them all.
Love Anna!
Anyone who's been pregnant knows that is an outfit from hell. You don't want to wear anything that tight and you certainly don't want to wear stilt-like heels with plastic uppers. It's not sexy, it's sad.
LOL, Team Devil on this. I hate to admit it but this is less awful than all of the KK photos recently. Not as bizarre as usual. o_O But what in famewhoredom is she doing just standing there twirling 360 degrees for the cameras?
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What is the point of this business-maternal look???
This bitch doesn't work in an office and 1993 happened twenty years ago. Everyone has moved on from that year.
And speaking of recognizing the passage of time, I'll stop hating Anna Wintour when she does something new to her hair.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
bigorexia, I am pretty sure Bossy was referring to Kim's body BEFORE she got "pregnant". That nasty fat fucking shelf ass existed way before Kanye.
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Love Wintour even more now. Finally saw the September Issue (it was on YouTube but has since been removed) and fell in love with Grace Coddington. She's the heart and soul of that magazine.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:14pm.
Home girl is seriously fucking up what once was a beautiful face.
Also, isn't it a bit soon for her belly button to pop? It happens when your uterus pushes on your belly, but she doesn't even have a serious baby bump yet.
Probably prosthetic
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AHA! I share your sharp eyes, CokeyBloke! As you said, a belly button pops (usually) later on in a pregnancy. She probably accidentally strapped on her *7 month* prosthetic instead of the *4 month* one.
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Those are buttons from the top she tucked into the skirt. There are two little bumps there. ; )
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The word "fatass" was never used more appropriately than in this ho's case. Fucking FAT-ASSSS.
If they ever make a remake of "Godzilla," with that reptilian face and massive ass, she'd be perfect for the role.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:14pm.
Home girl is seriously fucking up what once was a beautiful face.
Also, isn't it a bit soon for her belly button to pop? It happens when your uterus pushes on your belly, but she doesn't even have a serious baby bump yet.
Probably prosthetic
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AHA! I share your sharp eyes, CokeyBloke! As you said, a belly button pops (usually) later on in a pregnancy. She probably accidentally strapped on her *7 month* prosthetic instead of the *4 month* one.
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The colour of her heels matches her psoraisis scars. I'm not bitchin about her having a skin condition, you can't help that but you can help parading yourself up and down in too suffocatingly tight clothes everyday. maybe this is major insecurity at work because all she is, is a big arse and boobs that gets papped every day. She looses that figure, she has nothing left, so all the tight clothes are to prove she's still got whatever she thinks she has.
Anna is an evil, stone cold bitch. Thoroughly evil. Love her!!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:13am.
Janet.....your post made me LOL for real.
When I was in my early 20's, I went through a skinny fat phase. My whole body was lean, except for my stomach right before I would get my period. I remember one day, my now husband (at that time live-in boyfriend) was doing yard work, and I came outside in a tank top and spandex shorts (I was going to exercise). I was so bloated, my stomach looked like I was about 5 months pregnant. It was the first thing he noticed, and just said "holy shit, what's wrong with your stomach???" I was so mad I threw a rake at him and told him he could do the damn work himself.
Lmao
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A thousand hours late but.....
I'm built the same way and unfortunately I've had something similar occur (but worse). That truly made me LOL.
A good pimp never tells.-M.K.
thank you Anna, number one, although KanGay sucks balls too, and number two why the hell is she just not wearing maternity wear?? It would look so much less weird and more appealing....now she just looks like a plus size model in plus size clothes...if you are preggers Kimmode just wear cute little puffy tops and puffy dresses, your body is whack you need to stop with the heels from hell and trust me take a tip from Jessica dress with respect to your fetus (that is if you really are pregnant!)
she got her lips done to match her ass. Kanye must be away, she's been wearing a lot of tight outfits lately, not the loose, flowy stuff he seems to prefer.
Anna Wintour you bitch! I think I love you. (I love that she digs Kayne, but hates Kim K.) I kinda feel the same, Anna. Style on, ice queens.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Wow she works really hard....just have to change outfits and walk around with your PR team trying to look important.Fuck you Kim!!!!
Now if everyone would follow Anna this family would go away.
Did Kim puff up her upper lip or is that her lip gloss? Something looks really weird.
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 1:14pm.
Usually when people get famous they lose weight, tone up, try to improve themselves. KK is the weird case where it all went downhilll the moment she got a show.
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Ehm, I didn't think I would ever be the person to defend Kim Kardashian, but SHE'S PREGNANT. Of course she is going to put on fat and get out of shape. It's impossible not to when you are craving food constantly and stuffing yourself, and she can't work out as intensely with a huge baby growing inside of her.
I laugh at Wintour's flyaways....
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bossy: she used to be so pretty back then, little did we know what was to come.....
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Good! I'm glad someone isn't giving that pissed on whore the time of day!
At least Wintour keeps this steaming turnd from the cover, just wish she'd keep the other trash from it, like NotsoLively and Rhianna.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Her ass is pregnant and that ain't right.
i think i'm fine with continuing to think that Winters is evil.* even a broken clock is right twice a day. no huge accomplishment that Winters figured out that this useless ho is a useless ho
* however i agree w/hekki that she is very good at what she does
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Usually when people get famous they lose weight, tone up, try to improve themselves. KK is the weird case where it all went downhilll the moment she got a show. Look at these pre-show, just Hilton's BFF pictures:
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/FFN_Hilton_Kardashi...
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7150/6443185021_5f126d710e.jpg
Her body actually looked good and her butt didn't look like it had it's own zipcode. Once she got her show though she filled out, and it wasn't for the better. Now she's just beyond ridiculous.
I liked her shoes, until I zoomed in & realized that they have that see-thru clear nonsense going on that's the trend this season. I hate it. Makes a shoe look cheap, like the jellies I would wear when I was 6.
I like Anna Wintour now. not sure how I feel about it.
"this is serious. we can make you delirious!"
the PSA pills
Kartrashian says" she dresses for her man and not for herself" WTF.. I think Kanye controls everything about this bitch since they been together...and I know PMK ain't happy about that shit... Also I can't stand Anna Wintour but I respect the fact she dont see it for any of the kartrashian
I wonder if Kardashian goes home and says "Honey, that woman was a bitch to me!" like in any normal relationship. I tell you by 8 months gestation she'll be in a "hospital" for "stress". I still say she looks miserable. Don't say Andrea Yates! Yet!
Why you so frizzy, Wintour? Flyaways are so not Vogue.
Saying something nice: That blouse style suits her.
Not so nice: Does this cow not own a 3-way mirror?
And, I totally took the comment "she does fuck all for a living" as she fucks anything and everything for a living.
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Kim makes a $500 shirt and $1000 shoes look like they were in the clearance bin at Marshalls.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:14pm.
Home girl is seriously fucking up what once was a beautiful face.
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I know. Very sad. It just proves how insecure she is, she can't leave it alone. I think she was great looking when she first got famous....maybe after nose job #1 even better. That is where she should have stopped.
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She actually looks pregnant here. I guess I can't call her a liar anymore. And her hair looks better this way without all those extensions.
Home girl is seriously fucking up what once was a beautiful face.
Also, isn't it a bit soon for her belly button to pop? It happens when your uterus pushes on your belly, but she doesn't even have a serious baby bump yet.
Probably prosthetic.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:50am.
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/03/kim-kardashian-kris-humphries-...
Producer of KUWTK testifies FOR Humphries. LMAO
Wow! Of course People, TMZ, and E! won't report (or will somehow put a major spin on it) that the KUWTK producer is testifying for Humphries because the Kardashians and Jenner-mommy-wannabe-Kardashian has them all by the balls somehow. Instead they'll report how fashionable Kim is and that she got bangs *eyeroll*
The photos of her lately have her looking so much like her mum, here also crossed with Kirstie Alley (whom I like). It looks like she is wandering around an empty carpark by herself, then looking mad that she is getting 'papped'. Stoopid woman.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:11am.
Will look for that. But Reggie just left the Dolphins, so he's technically unemployed (sort of like Kim).
Al Davis just rolled over in his grave and tried to reach for his decaying cell phone... lmao ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Great. Now I have a reason to like this bitch.
Ill fitting clothes. Her stylist should be shot. Sleeves too long. The cut on that skirt is horrible and you can see the buttons under the front of the skirt. Her lips are huge. When the weight she gains later in the pregnancy hits her face, and pushes out her inner cheeks and lips, she'll look like a puckered sea monkey. I can't wait! Cackle, Cackle.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:50am.
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/03/kim-kardashian-kris-humphries-...
Producer of KUWTK testifies FOR Humphries. LMAO
it was no secret what that family was about but derp boy was so bewbmatized that he failed to see he was the butt of their joke. I hope this finally exposes them for the disgusting people they are.
That's the thing about Anna: sure she's evil incarnate, but the bitch recognizes and respects talent. She has no time for people "famous for being famous" who have never done anything worthwhile.
On second thought, her lips are making me question my theory of her taking it easy on the fillers. Yeesh!